2 handsome very smartly dressed guys with impeccable suits and striped ties, perfectly knotted have gotten into a heated discussion in a bar about who is the best mathematician. They are both stubborn and conceited and neither is willing to admit the other has a more logical brain than he. The barman decides to play a trick to teach them a lesson.

If I ask of you a question to which either of you gets the answer right then I will sit in my.gunge tank and you can choose who pulls the lever. If neither of you get it then you must both sit in the gunge tank, flies down and holding each others cocks, I get to gunge you both in your smart suits.

The conceited pair immediately agree; what could go wrong?

So a countdown nunbers game is decided upon. The 6 numbers out are 100, 75 ,50 ,25, 6 and 4 and the target is 821. The barman gives them a minute countdown acknowledging it might be tricky.

But it was a trick. They both spent the minute looking for a way to get 825 and subtract the 4. They failed and their fate was sealed as was the of the future of their suits and ties and their pride. But they asked, was it possible? Of course says the barman, take 50 and multiply by 4 to get 200. Add the 6 and then multiply by 100 to get 20600. Then take off 75 to get 20525. And for people who know their 25 times table 821 times 25 is 20525.

They realise they have been tricked but accept their fate with good grace. Down go the flies and cocks come out. They sit in the tank and grab hold of each others cocks and let the gunge fall ruining their suits and ties. They both start rubbing the gunge into each other and wanking each other off, both cumming at the same time on their ties and adding to the mess.

The barman then steps into the tank with a pair of scissors and cuts the ties off both of them before hanging them to dry. In due course they will be pinned from the ceiling of his bedroom along with the rest of his collection.