Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 3 (Or Olivia is One of Us) We slept in and skipped church on Sunday. We're not Easter and Christmas types, but there is just only so much daylight in the summer and we love our weekends. Of course I don't have to work...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 2 (Or Olivia Drowns the Gown) Hi, guys! I'm back for part 2! What? Where was the sex in the last story? Everyone doesn't have sex at the drop of the hat! This isn't A Parallel Universe. Practice delayed gratificat...

Darcie Makes a Convert (Or Olivia's Initiation) Hey, everybody! A lot has happened since I was last here. The biggest news is that The Three Stoogettes are together permanently! How did that happen you ask? Well, like many companies, the softwa...

Darcie at Mud Fest (Author's Note: I've never personally been to Louisiana Mud Fest. I know it's a big party with lots of trucks and ATV's in the mud, but I'm going to take a little license to make this story more interesting.) I could tell as s...

Darcie's Drive to Mud Fest Hi! It's me again! When I left you, we were getting ready to leave for Louisiana Mud Fest and Jim and I were going to get to take our new/old Blazer that held so many memories for me. We were going as a big group, but...

Darcie Trashes More Dresses Well guys, I have to admit that the next attempt at wrecking my uniforms fell a little flat, but that's okay because it opened up an opportunity that I will describe shortly. Summer was winding down and it was the middl...

Darcie's Uniform Destruction Maybe I should have called this A Tale of Four Business Suits (apologies to Charles Dickens). Jim decided that these would be a surprise for me each time, so I had no idea what I was getting into except that he couldn'...

Darcie's Last Day Part 2 Jim and I sloshed around the side of the hotel to where he'd parked. He produced beach towels and a couple of trash bags to put over my seat so my soaking wet business suit wouldn't soak through it. In case you'd forgotte...

Darcie's Last Day I know some of you guys were hoping for a play-by-play of our honeymoon, but except for a couple of things, it wasn't that out of the ordinary. We flew to Cancun, and yes I know I'd been there before, but Jim never had. This tim...

Darcie's Wet Wedding Part 2 Never in my wildest dreams as a girl daydreaming about her wedding did I think that at five-thirty in the afternoon of my wedding day I'd be standing in Mom and Dad's backyard in my wedding gown, spread eagle giggling wh...

Darcie's Wet Wedding First a quick show of hands: How many of you guys knew something like this was bound to happen? One, two, three, fourAll of you huh? Well why didn't you tell me? I'm just kidding really. What I am about to tell you is a sto...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 2 I see she hasn't changed a bit! I heard Robert say through the hotel room door as Beth, Debbie and I waited to go inside and crash Jim's bachelor party. I guarantee you that things will never be dull. The conversatio...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 1 Hi, again! It's Darcie! Can you believe that I'll finally be married in two days? A lot's happened since I spoke to you last. Of course Robert got married, more on that later, and Debbie, Beth and I crashed Jim's ba...

Darcie's Messy Rebound It's Darcie again, your friendly, neighborhood flirt! As promised I'm back to tell you another tale from my past. In case I've lost you, I'm going to pick up after we got back from the big mud volleyball tournament during s...

Darcie's Messy Holiday Welcome back everyone! Mom and Ashley initially laughed when I suggested mud volleyball for the Fourth of July, but Ashley came around first and then Mom decided she was on board. I went home and called Dad back later that...

Darcie's Messy Idea Hi! It's me again, Darcie Moore. Yes, I'm using my last name since everyone at the hotel by now knows about my boyfriend, Jim and how we met. (Well they don't know everything that you do!) Knowing that I dated a guest didn't...

Darcie Gets it Good A Texas girl learns all about WAM from a Yankee. Prologue My name is Darcie M. and I am one of the evening desk clerks at an all suite hotel in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. That's all I can say so I don't give away who I am or wh...

Pirate Booty Some familiar names and faces all together in one fantasy story. Captain Darcie studied Captain Wambeard's treasure map as Crewman Ashley rowed their launch toward the island. https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9f0e6f6ea994cccdbbf544408b2d0...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 2 Batman and Robin Get Their Turn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '6...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 1 Batgirl and Harley Feel the Burn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 33.5 Meanwhile, back at the health club (Since Jim is otherwise occupied at The Shooting Star Econolodge, we've brought in Omnipotent Narrator Guy from the Darcie series to fill in.) Brenda paused on one of the o...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 33 A Wild Wedding Night Lisa and I took a step back from each other. Everyone was waiting for this. We had a lifetime to be clean. Time to be messy! We cocked the pies back and plastered each other in the face...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 32 A Wild Wedding Part 8 Lisa and Connie dove into the pudding and I picked Kris up with her knees bent over my shoulders so she was upside down. Ready? I asked her when I stepped up to the edge of the table. D...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 31 A Wild Wedding Part 7 We unlocked the door to the chapel room and stepped back out into the insanity of the reception. Families had taken over the pudding pool. Little kids in their underwear were jumping off...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 30 A Wild Wedding Part 6 Lisa and Connie stood on the edge of the tables, wobbling comically and waiting for us to put them out of their misery. I'd come up with the ending. Brett and I stood in front of them and...