Can I have #11

I'll take box 7 please

Box #1 please

#9 is my choice

{edited as box 13 was picked just before me}

I'll take box 5

I'll try 8 please

#2 for me

[EDIT}I'd like box number 10, please. (Number 2 was taken just before I posted.)

I recognize a few participants from my stint on the pillory thread - I'm hopeful to get some revenge!

6 for me please

box 3 please

Box 15 please

Our first contestant pie-fficanado enters the stage and proceeds to door #4-
Inside he finds 3 pints of icecream; and a note-
You get to fill 3 pairs of underwear (1 pint per pair) with ice-cream. (You may pick 3 players of your choice) (you can have 1 player receive more than 1 pint too).
He is happy that, once again, he doesn't get messy- but concerned because picking the wrong players could mean revenge.
(pie-fficanado- feel free to post on the thread who's underwear you want to fill)

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Our second contestant, dbl999 enters to the stage, and proceeds to door 14- Inside he finds a note- "proceed to the slime dome"- Our host escorts him to the slime dome.

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Our third contestant, BrightShirtguy proceeds to door #11. As soon as he opens it, a bucket of pudding is dumped from above, and covers him and his bright shirt in pudding.

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Our fourth contestant, Unknown user, opens door 7; and behind door #7 is the same fate as Brightshirtguy

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Our fifth contestant, TomDavies opens door #1 (April fools after all)- inside he finds a giant balloon filled with water with an unreadable note inside. Our host tells TomDavies to the water balloon zone- with the big balloon. Our host explains that the fate of the balloon will be determined later.

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Our 6th contestant, Gunger_88 proceeds to door #9- Inside he finds a note: "you must immediately post in the hot potato thread, adding 1 of the three items belowyou cannot boom this current thread. After you post in the thread, proceed to one of the 3 thrones. You may also pick your personal Jester. (you can pick any other player to be your Jester as long as someone else has not picked that person as their Jester).

Gunger_88 is excited that he gets the throne, but is a bit nervous about the catch me thread.

Gunger_88- Let us know who you want to pick as your Jester.

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Our 7th contestant Wampup picks box #13, when he opens box 13, blue lights flash and a Siron goes off. It's a blue plate special! Wampup is forced to retrieve 10 flags from a giant peanutbutter and jelly sandwhich. (To recreate, you can cover yourself in pb&j.)
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Our 8th contestant, steamyMess- enters the stage and opens door #5 and is faced with the same fate as gunger_88. He too, is a bit nervous about what all this means

SteamyMess- let us know who you pick as your Jester.

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Our 9th Contestant NBgunge proceeds to door #8, inside is a can of shaving cream; and a note- "use on who-ever you please"
NBgunge- let us know who, how, and where you want to use your can of shaving cream

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Our 10th contestant-OhNozey open door #2, and inside, he finds a note "proceed to the slime dome". He then joins dbl999 in the slime dome.
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Our 11th contestant- Feline Frenzy enters the stage and, a bit annoyed that OhNozey picked door 2, picks door #10. Inside he finds a bucket of sticky "tar" and a bucket of feathers- with a note "use this on anyone you like"
felineFrenzy- let us know who you want to tar and feather

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Our 12th contestant, Gungeboi- opens door # 6; and finds a note: "proceed to the pie wall"

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Our 13th contestant, mhop, proceeds to door #3- inside is a note "proceed to the pie wall" He joins gungeboi at the piewall.

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Our 14th contestant, wam262 enters the stage ; and gets a note- similar to the previous 2 contestants- "proceed to the pie wall". Wam262 joins mhop and gungeboi

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14 doors open- 1 door remaining (Door #12)- 2 of 3 "thrones" full. 1 box left. Who will be our 15th and final contestant. Once we have contestant #15- things will start getting pretty messy

I'll take the last door for the team

Hmm... this puts me in quite the pickle.

I got exactly what I wished for - the ability to take revenge on someone from the pillory game, and in ironic fashion too! - but the two targets I had in mind (SteamyMess and Gunger_88) both have their own ability to inflict upon another player.

Aw, heck, let's tar and feather SteamyMess. Who's the chicken now??

I find myself very excited about the small amount of power I've been handed
I've always been a stickler for politeness, so I'll choose the first three people who picked their boxes without saying 'please'!

That means dbI999, BrightShirtGuy, and Gunger_88 are each getting a pint of ice cream down their underwear. Enjoy!

Our lat contestant (again) goprodude steps up to door #12. - Inside, he finds a can of shaving cream. "Use on any player as you wish".

-GoProdude let us know who you want to shaving cream.

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Throne #1
Gunger_88, as part of his box went to the "hot potato" thread; where he got boomed- dbl999 was the boomer, so dbl999 gets to throw a pie Sandwhich on Gunger, fill g88's underwear with shaving cream, and dumps a bucket of slime over g88's head.

As gunger 88 is dripping with slime. Our host escorts him to throne #1. Gunger_88 also gets to pick a court Jester- and selects goProdude. GoProdude still has a can of shaving cream in hand- but considering gunger_88's current mess he figures any little retaliation related to the shaving cream will be worth getting revenge on Gunger_88.

In Thone #1 we have Gunger_88 with Jester GoProdude.

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Throne #2
Our host really wanted to get someone from today's game a Wedgie, so our host, hoping steamyMess went to the "hot potato" and added a messy wedgy dare.---however, this plan backfired for our host- and our host ended up getting stripped and wedgied before steamymess entered the thread.
Steamy mess was happy to see the potato was relatively short- but was nervious about a few items on. Fortunately for steamy mess, He did not get boomed.
He comes back from the hot potato clean. However, Upon his return, Feline Frenzy gives him the "tar and feather treatment" (to recreate dump something sticky over your head- as real feathers may not be drain safe- sticking a few feathers on would be fun- but feel free to recreate as you are able to).
SteamyMess, tarred and feaatherd proceeds to throne #2 where he picks a Jester-
In hopes To get his revenge, he picks feline_frenzy

In Throne #2 we have- SteamyMess with Jester feline_frenzy


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Throne #3
Our host then proceeds to TomDavies, who is holding the balloon and tells TomDavies he can pick any remaining contestant to "pop the balloon on". He picksBrightShirt guy. As BrightShirtguy, already covered in pudding, is up walking up to center stage, Pie-fficianado approaches Brightshirtguy; and dumps a container of ice cream in Brightshirtguy's underwaear. Bright shirt guy nerviously is escorted to a chair- where he is placed.

Our naked host tells TomDavies to pop the balloon over brightshirtguys head. The balloon is popped, and brightshirtguy gets quite the rinse. Inside the balloon is a note- "Congratulations- proceed to the throne; and take the balloon victim with you as your jester.

In Throne #3 we have TomDavies with Jester Bright ShirtGuy.

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With our 3 thrones filled the audience wonders what is going to happen next. Gunger_88, SteamyMess, and TomDavies are excited that they are in the thrones. However, this is April Fools day, isn't it?.....

Shall our Jester's play an "April Fools" day joke on the guys in the throne?

Our naked host will make this determination based off of a majority rule discussion of those who post though Tomorrow..

excellent pictures. glad you enjoyed. Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Day!

Never met a jester that didn't deserve a proper messing. Give it to them!

I say let the jester's have their day and give the mess to the throned contestants

Give the mess to the Thrown

I'll abstain from voting for fairness, but I'm absolutely keeping an eye on who votes which way for future revenge!

Two of us jesters are squeaky clean and our kings have already started to be slopped - let's finish the deal and make complete fools out of the royalty!

Mess the Jesters up propped.. for our entertainment haha

I agree- mess the Jesters
FelineFrenzy has gotten-off clean too much!

Ok, I *was* going to abstain, but given that the other kings/jesters are voting, I need to vote for all of those to cancel out. I vote to mess the people on the thrones.

Banana cream pudding and cool whip slopped. can't wait to see what I get this time.

{corrected after I re-counted}

4 think the Jesters should take control
3 say the Kings should stay on their thrones.

As such, our Jesters are taking over the thrones!

So this is how this will work. I have emailed all 6 of our Kings/Jesters for a request for an April-Fool's day themed way to mess their partner. Each of the 6 contestants has either already emailed me their proposed April Fools mess. (i'm still waiting on a couple)- Our producers (really anyone who wants to) will vote on the best April Fool's day mess. One(1) extra vote will be added at the end to any mess that includes a certain particular item that I have in mind. 2 Extra points will be added to the 1 dare that fits the "April Fool's day" theme the most in my opinion (not necessarily my favorite mess, but the one that fits the theme the best). I will not vote in the poll, but in the case of a tie (after any extra points are aded), I will randomly select the winner based on a dice roll.

Whoever, out of our new Royalty gets the most points at the end will be our April Fools day Champion. His Jester (former King) will have to take the mess that he created.

out of the 2 other remaining Royalty, second place (our "Duke") will be determined by whoever has the highest points- and his Jester will also have to take his mess (ties will be determined by coin flip)

The remaining Royalty will be third place (our "knight")- his Jester will have to do his deal.

Our grand prize winner will also get to select who receives the 3 un-used messes (and will also be able to take care of our bois on the pie wall and in the slime dome)

To keep things moving, if I don't get a response from our last couple contestants by end of tomorrow (Thursday NYC time), I will write the mess in lieu of any non-responders.

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen-

The April episode continues.

I had initially counted incorrectly- but our previous jokers have won by 1 vote with our previous royalty. This causes our previous jesters to take the throne; and for our previous royalty to take their spot as Jesters.

This now puts:
Throne 1
King: GoProDude
Jester: Gunger_88

Throne 2
King: Feline_Frenzy
Jester: SteamyMess

Throne 3
King: BrightShirtGuy
Jester: TomDavies

Each of our 3 current Kings will be able to "dish out" their described mess to their Jester. Our third place contestant will be dubbed "Knight", our second place contestant will be dubbed"Duke"; and our first place contestant will be dubbed "King"; and will be our grand prize winner.

As our previous Kings also gave our host messy ideas, we do not want those to go to waste- so our King will also win the prize of divvying out those messes (to be shared later) to whichever contestant(s) he wants. Additionally our King will have the opportunity to take care of those on the pie wall and in the slime tank.

Our King will be chosen by whoever receives the most points. One point will be awarded for each "vote" that their mess receives. (The poll was arragned randomly and is not necessarily in order of throne 1,2,3). After the poll, 2 points will also be awarded to the mess that in the hosts (my) opinion best meets the "April Fools" theme. An additional point will be awarded to any mess that had a specific element that I had/have in mind. In the case of a tie after those points are added- ties will be broken by a random dice roll.

Please check out the polls to participate in our vote-
Good luck Kings; and enjoy your messes new Jesters:

The Messes (Arragned in Random Order):



A- The Messy Chicken
Our Jester will walk out dressed like a chicken wearing only the previous mess (if applicable) a pair of white briefls, a feathered chicken tail, oversized chicken feet, and a large chicken beak. In the middle of the stage there will be a nost prop with a large white balloon "egg" in the center and a hook dangling over the nest.

Once our Jester walks of to the nest, the hook will be threaded through the back of their chicken undies. They will be directed to sit on the egg in the nest- the balloon pops when they sit on it, covering their bum in egg yolk. The hook then starts wo winch upwards as Old Macdonald gets played over the speakers in the studio their wedgie soon shows off their egg-covered butt. As the last EIEIO is sung, a deluge of green slime is showed from above, absolutely covering the chicken as they dangle, completely embarrassed.


B- The Toppings Joker
First, he must take a dozen eggs over his head and into his underwear (or underwear area) followed by a bottle of ketchup and mustard all over his head. Then he must shampoo a bottle of relish into his hair before taking a bottle each maple, chocolate, caramel, and strawberry syrup and dumping them all over himself as well. Finally, to finish the punishment he must take three pies to the face! Then he will stay completely covered in the mess for thirty minutes.

C- Homemade Cream
Our jester must cover a pie with "homemade cream", and toss it in his face.

Congratulations to Brightshirtguy and Feline_Frenzy. You are currently tied as Prize for the "King".

BrightShirtguy was "The Toppings Joker" dare- where he got 12 votes

Feline_Frenzy was "The Messy Chicken", where he got 9 votes. "The Messy Chicken" is also awarded 2 extra points, as I believe it fits the "April Fool's day" theme the best. and 1 additional point, as it contained the "special element" I was looking for. (A messy Wedgie of course) . This brings Feline_Frenzy's score up to 12! with a tie!

I had initially said that winner will be chosen by a coin flip- but I'm busy today so wont be able to write the next episode tomorrow- so for all to see this coin flip is up to chance (rather than due to my liking of the messy chicken mess lol), the winner will be determined by tonight's US Megamillions Megaplier (1-25).- Since Brightshirt guy had the most votes, he will get the very slight advantage. If tonight's mega-pier is odd, he will be our winner. If it is even Feline_Frenzy will be getting the throne.

Good luck in the draw tonight, Brightshirtguy! It was really interesting to read how much of a different take you had from me on writing a punishment - I'm happy with the result either way.

I was very fortunate that the special element was a wedgie to force a draw - while it's obvious in retrospect, I think I simply got the idea from MessyWedgie's previous writing and the fact that it worked with the chicken theme I was going for.

And we are back for the closing of our April Fool's day show.

Our producers have selected our Knight (3rd place), Our Duke (2nd place), and our King (Grand Prize Winner).

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"Introducing our Knight"- Our host presses a button, and a door opens up.
Inside is our Jester, Gunger_88 already covered in slime.
Some of the crowd is disappointed to see that Goprodude was given a change-of clothes during our break.
His Royal counterpart, GoProDude, has been awarded the role of "Knight" (3rd place). As a reward, GoProdude has a pie- and he hands it over to slime-covered Gunger_88. Gunger_88 is then instructed to cover it with homemade cream. (use your imagination lol)- once the pie is creamed, GoProdude tosses it in Gunger_88 face. The crowd cheers at Gunger'

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"Introducing our Duke"- The crowd waits in expectation as they know that #1 and #2 were close. Our host presses a button, and another door opens up. Behind this door we find BrightShirtguy- in his wet, pudding stained bright shirt. Bright shirtguy is excited to dish out some revenge on TomDavies. Tom Davies is named 'the Toppings Joker", where are Duke dishes out the following.
First, he must take a dozen eggs over his head and into his underwear (or underwear area) followed by a bottle of ketchup and mustard all over his head. Then he must shampoo a bottle of relish into his hair before taking a bottle each maple, chocolate, caramel, and strawberry syrup and dumping them all over himself as well. Finally, to finish the punishment he must take three pies to the face! Then he will stay completely covered in the mess for thirty minutes.

As TomDavies gets trashed with toppings the crowd cheers.

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And finally our King

Our host presses another button, and the last or our 3 doors opens. Our audience is rather amused as Steamy Mess- already tarred and feathered is now stripped down to nothing but a pair of white briefs, a feathered chicken tail, oversized chicken feet, and a large chicken beak. In the middle of the stage there is a nest prop with a large white balloon "egg" in the center and a hook dangling over the nest. Next to steamy mess, stands our very happy King- Feline _Frenzy.

Once our Jester walks of to the nest, Our host thentthreads the hook through the back of the chicken undies. Steamymess is then directed to sit on the egg in the nest. the balloon pops when he sits on it, it covers his bum in egg yolk. The hook then starts wo winch upwards as Old Macdonald gets played over the speakers in the studio Steamy mess's wedgie soon shows off his egg-covered butt. As the last EIEIO is sung, a deluge of green slime is showed from above, absolutely covering the chicken as he dangle, completely embarrassed.
Our crowd cheers at watching SteamyMess get quite the feather-covered mess of slime.

Our bois on the pie wall and in the slime tank are getting nervious. They know that another mess is coming.

But as steamymess, is dangling in his chicken outfit, our host explains that our "King" is not done divvying out messes.

Our 3 Jesters, when they were in-line for royalty had wrote down their ideas for messes- and our King gets to Dish them out on whoever they want.

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Our King only thinks that it is fair for all his subjects to be messy. So he choses the only clean players left.

First Pie-Officianado is called back to center stage. Since Pie-Officianado previously filled 3 pairs of briefs with icecream, our King decides that it is fitting to give him the un-used Dessert mess. Our king gives Pie-officianado a dress and a pair of panties (if your not into this- do what you want). Our king then dumps a tub of ice cream in pie-officianato's briefs/panties, and covers pie-officianado in chocolate and Carmel syrup with a jar of cherries.. and then 3 pies to the face . Our previous ice-cream victems are happy to see that Pie-officianado got a little taste of his own ice cream.

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Second- Our Duke is called off of his horse and ordered to enter the King's presence. Our King orders the knight to do "The Messy Juggler" Our Knight, goprodude, is then ordered to amuse our King by Juggling for our King. Unfortunatly for goprodude, he drops 11 balls into the "pudding pool" (can be a a bowl of pudding or tub- whatever you can do). Feline_frenzy, our king, is not pleased with our Duke, and Messy Juggler, go produde, so he handcuffs Goprodude, and orders Goprodude to retrieve the balls using nothing but his mouth. On each of the 11 balls that were dropped, there was also a "note" on the ball. Feline_Frenzy attached the handcuff keys to a 12th ball, and when Goprodude was not looking threw it into the "pudding pool". Our Knight is then told that he will not be unlocked until he can retrieve the key, using nothing but his mouth, from the pool. However, each incorrect ball he receives before he finds the key will be one additional mess that he will have to take.
Goprodude- presently clean is then handcuffed, and makes his way into the pool.
(do your best to recreate) where he retrieves ball #1

The 11 messes on the balls are as follows:
-Pie to the face
-Pie hat
-Pie sandwich
-Pie to the groin
-Sit on a pie
-Pudding down the front of the undies
-Pudding down the back of the undies (+ wedgie)
-Peanut butter armpits
-Slather face in peanut butter
-Chocolate syrup over the head
-Cake batter over the head

(Goprodude- feel free to give us an update as to which "messes" you found before you found the "key").

Goprodude, proceeds into the pudding pool- where his face gets sloshed with pudding.

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Our third "Jester" idea for a mess is then used by our King Feline_Frenzy.

He calls the only other clean player (not in the slime tank or the pie wall) to Center stage- NbGunge.

NbGunge is then directed to create an "Eton Mess"- Our jester will be required to make an Eton mess using only their feet and then pour it into their clothes (if clothes are present) or all over body (if no or limited clothes) .

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The bois on our pie wall and slime tank are getting oftly nervious.

Our host looks at them, and smiles at them.

Our King then proceeds to the slime tank. The bois in the slime dome are ordered to stand on an "X" inside of the tank, to close their eyes, and to put their hands behind their backs.

OhNozey and dbl999 get into position, close their eyes, and place their hands behind our back. They, fearfully expect to be covered in slime. Our host asks the audience to count down 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Pow! Each of the bois in the slime dome is not slimed! Instead- April Fools! They are each pelted with 3 pies- one in the face, one over the head, and one from the back.

Our audience laughs at this unexpected surprise.

The bois on the pie wall cannot see what is happening as a wall separates them from the slime dome. They get nervious as the audience is laughting and cheering.

Feline_frenzy then proceeds to the Pie wall. He orders mhop, gungeboi, and wam262 to take their places on the pie wall. Our audience then counts down again. 5..4321 Instead of pies Squirt! Slime shoots out and covers these 3 guys from head to toe.----the crowd goes wild.

And the curtains close.

Congratulations to our King- Feline_Frenzy. This concludes the April Fools day episose.