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"Mystery boxes game"
Contestant #3- Gunger_88
As contestant #3 enters the stage, the camera 'pans' over bdl99. Dbl99 looks like he is happy to keep his clothes this time, and he excitedly presses the buzzer. Nothing happens. Some contestants wonder if there was a production error-
But then, camera zooms back in on Gunger_88. Gunger_88 gets nervous as he sees dbll999 on the big screen. Is bdl999 going to get revenge on him for sending him to the pie pod last game?
Gunger_88, proceeds to door #10, and gives it a tug. As soon as he tugs it.
Mfff!- the door does not open. ---Sirens blare, and overhead lights begin to strobe and flash. A voice over the lowd speaker calls: "Blue Plate AlertBlue Plate Alert!...Blue Plate Alert!"
Gungger_88 is a bit confused- Why is door #10 locked?
The host proceeds: "Congratulations Gunger_88; our previous contestant dbl999 has chosen you for the 'Blue Plate'".
The host then presses a button, where a large door opens up; and behind the door is a 12 foot "blue plate" with a giant blueberry pie on it. Our host explains to to gunger_88 that he must jump inside the pie and retrieve the 4 blue flags. ---music starts playing- and gunger_88 jumps into the pies, gets covered head to toe in blueberry pie filling, and grabs the four flags [if you are recreating this getting covered.
As gunger_88 emerges from the blueberry pie- he gazes at Dbl99 imagining him wedgied as Dbl99 was last game.
Our host then explains to the audience that sending GUnger_88 to the blue plate special was part of dbl99's prize. Our host then passes dbl999 a note- and explains to the audience that the note explains what is behind door #10- DBL999 must either go to "door 16" and have gunger_88 take what is behind door #10 or Vise Versa.
After reading the note, Dbl99 quickly choses to send gunger88 to door #10. DBL- already covered in blueberries proceeds to door #10- his initial pick. He knows that it must be bad as dbl999 did not pick it. He proceeds to door #10, turns the knob. This time, it is not locked. The door opens up, and inside is a button. ---He presses the button- and Pow!---a peanut butter pie shoots into gunger_88's face. Dbl999 glances at gunger_88 and thinks he is such a "sweet" contestant- covered head to to in blueberry pie filling and having his face filled with peanut butter pie.
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Since dbl999 sent gunger88 to door #10, that means dbl999 must go to a secret door- Door #16. Dbl999 proceeds to door #16 ---slightly worried. He second guesses himself thinking the peanut butter pie may have been a better option. He hesitantly pulls open door #16- and inside finds a note- "Proceed to the Pie Crust"- Our host pushes a button, and a giant pie crust rolls out on stage- no filling in it- our host then instructs dbl to sit on the "x" inside the pie crust. Nerviously, dbl999 jumps into the dry, not-"yet" filled pie crust- wondering what awaits him. He notices 3 other "x"s in the crust.
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[continuing momentarily]...
As contestant #3 enters the stage, the camera 'pans' over bdl99. Dbl99 looks like he is happy to keep his clothes this time, and he excitedly presses the buzzer. Nothing happens. Some contestants wonder if there was a production error-
But then, camera zooms back in on Gunger_88. Gunger_88 gets nervous as he sees dbll999 on the big screen. Is bdl999 going to get revenge on him for sending him to the pie pod last game?
Gunger_88, proceeds to door #10, and gives it a tug. As soon as he tugs it.
Mfff!- the door does not open. ---Sirens blare, and overhead lights begin to strobe and flash. A voice over the lowd speaker calls: "Blue Plate AlertBlue Plate Alert!...Blue Plate Alert!"
Gungger_88 is a bit confused- Why is door #10 locked?
The host proceeds: "Congratulations Gunger_88; our previous contestant dbl999 has chosen you for the 'Blue Plate'".
The host then presses a button, where a large door opens up; and behind the door is a 12 foot "blue plate" with a giant blueberry pie on it. Our host explains to to gunger_88 that he must jump inside the pie and retrieve the 4 blue flags. ---music starts playing- and gunger_88 jumps into the pies, gets covered head to toe in blueberry pie filling, and grabs the four flags [if you are recreating this getting covered.
As gunger_88 emerges from the blueberry pie- he gazes at Dbl99 imagining him wedgied as Dbl99 was last game.
Our host then explains to the audience that sending GUnger_88 to the blue plate special was part of dbl99's prize. Our host then passes dbl999 a note- and explains to the audience that the note explains what is behind door #10- DBL999 must either go to "door 16" and have gunger_88 take what is behind door #10 or Vise Versa.
After reading the note, Dbl99 quickly choses to send gunger88 to door #10. DBL- already covered in blueberries proceeds to door #10- his initial pick. He knows that it must be bad as dbl999 did not pick it. He proceeds to door #10, turns the knob. This time, it is not locked. The door opens up, and inside is a button. ---He presses the button- and Pow!---a peanut butter pie shoots into gunger_88's face. Dbl999 glances at gunger_88 and thinks he is such a "sweet" contestant- covered head to to in blueberry pie filling and having his face filled with peanut butter pie.
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Since dbl999 sent gunger88 to door #10, that means dbl999 must go to a secret door- Door #16. Dbl999 proceeds to door #16 ---slightly worried. He second guesses himself thinking the peanut butter pie may have been a better option. He hesitantly pulls open door #16- and inside finds a note- "Proceed to the Pie Crust"- Our host pushes a button, and a giant pie crust rolls out on stage- no filling in it- our host then instructs dbl to sit on the "x" inside the pie crust. Nerviously, dbl999 jumps into the dry, not-"yet" filled pie crust- wondering what awaits him. He notices 3 other "x"s in the crust.
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[continuing momentarily]...
Contestant #4- SteamyMess enters the stage.
Having just heard the sirens, he is a bit nervous.
He sees gungeboi covered in key lime pie- and wonder if he will run into a similar fate.
He proceeds to box #6, opens it up, and inside finds nothing but a few rolls of rope; and a note. He smiles and proceeds to a spot on the stage marked "rope master".
Contestant #5- Johnsmith is next up on the list. ---he sees the previous contestant holding rope and gets a bit nervous. He opens door number 5- and inside is a simple note "proceed to the pie crust"- Johsmith Joins gunger_88 in the piecrust.
Contestant #6- Harvey428 enters the stage. He sees several "clean" guys and figures if so many guys are clean- the winner must have already been picked. He opens door #5- and as soon as he opens it, Whooop! 3 custard pies fly out- the first hitting him in the face, the second landing on his head, and the third hitting him in the face again. The host escorts him to the loser pen.
Contestant #7, dj1099,- sees Harvey covard in custard and laughs. He proceeds to box # 1 where he finds 3 large pies and a note. He reads the note. The crowd wonders what happens. He then picks the 3 pies upand walks over towards steamymess- steamy mess knows whats comingbut dj1099 doesn't pie steamymess. Instead- he stands next to steamymess on a spot marked "pie master".
Contestant #8, Brightshirtguy walks on stage- proudly showing off his bright shirt. He proceeds to box #11 and opens it up. Inside Is a large "pizza pie" and a jar of tomato sauce. Our host goes over to door #11, pulls the pizza out, and tosses it in brightshirts' guy face- then dumps the jar of sauce over bright shirts head. Bright shirt guy grabs a handful of sauce, and splats it into the hosts face. The host smiles at brightshirtguy and says, "I'll get you back for that" (suggestions for punishments?), and then escorts brightshirtguy to the loser pen.
Contestant #9, Pie-fficianado then enters the stage. He is excited about pie die- because it is his names sake. He then proceeds to door #4, where inside he finds a note. "Go to the pe crust". He then joins dbl999 and JohnSmith in the pie crust
Contestant #10, Feline frenzy- then enters the stage. He is slightly surprised to see so many clean guys. He proceeds to Box #12. Where he finds a container of icecream and a note. He reads the note, grabs the pail, and looks aroung. He sees Gunger_88 already covered in blueberry topping and peanut butter and figures- may as well make this dessert more interesting. He then goes over towards gunger_88 where he pours the icecream down gunger_88's pants. Gunger_88 cringes at the cold- and wonders what he did to earn such an unluck fate of getting 3 desserts in 1 episode.
Contestant #11 enters the stage. He proceeds to Box #2, opens it; and when he does a switch with a note that says 'pull me' is found. He quickly pulls the switch, expecting slime from above to fall- but instead a fruit pie shoots in his face, another one is tossed in the back of his head, and a third one falls on top of his head.- he is then escorted to the loser pen
Contestant #12, Ohnozey enters the stage. He proceeds to box #9. Where he also finds a switch- he pulls it and this time, he suffers the same fate as our previous contestant- except instead of fruit pie it is custard/pudding pie.
Lucky Contestant #13- Roys enters the stage. Inside he finds 3 large pies and a note. He picks up the pies and walks over towards steamymess and dj1009. He joins dj1009 on the spot marked "pie master"- are audience is disappointed there are so many unused pies- but is excited about what might come.
Contestant #14 mhop- enters the stage- with just 2 doors left. He proceeds to box 15and opens it. The audience wonders what is going on. He then proceeds to the pie crust where he joins dbl999, JohnSmith, and pie-fficanado.
Our last contestant, GoProdude, then enters the stage- and opens door #3- the only box left. He gets 3 chocolate pies- 1 in the face- and the other on each side of the head- a Pie sandwhich.
At this point, our host heads over to our pie and rope masters.- and asks SteamyMess who he selects. He looks around and choses custard covered- Ohnozey . The host then summons ohNozey to the pie chair- in the middle of the stage- where steamymess ties him down.
Our audience is getting pretty excited.
As a recap- 4 contestants are in the empty "pie crust"-
1. Dbl000
2. Johnsmith
3. Pie-fficanado
4. Mhop
1 contestand is tied to "pie chair"
1. Ohnozey
And 2 contestants are holding 3 pies each in a pot called the "pie master"
1. Roys
2. Dj1009
Which of these 3 "pools" of candidates contains our ultimate winner? Who will get pied? We will find out soon.
Having just heard the sirens, he is a bit nervous.
He sees gungeboi covered in key lime pie- and wonder if he will run into a similar fate.
He proceeds to box #6, opens it up, and inside finds nothing but a few rolls of rope; and a note. He smiles and proceeds to a spot on the stage marked "rope master".
Contestant #5- Johnsmith is next up on the list. ---he sees the previous contestant holding rope and gets a bit nervous. He opens door number 5- and inside is a simple note "proceed to the pie crust"- Johsmith Joins gunger_88 in the piecrust.
Contestant #6- Harvey428 enters the stage. He sees several "clean" guys and figures if so many guys are clean- the winner must have already been picked. He opens door #5- and as soon as he opens it, Whooop! 3 custard pies fly out- the first hitting him in the face, the second landing on his head, and the third hitting him in the face again. The host escorts him to the loser pen.
Contestant #7, dj1099,- sees Harvey covard in custard and laughs. He proceeds to box # 1 where he finds 3 large pies and a note. He reads the note. The crowd wonders what happens. He then picks the 3 pies upand walks over towards steamymess- steamy mess knows whats comingbut dj1099 doesn't pie steamymess. Instead- he stands next to steamymess on a spot marked "pie master".
Contestant #8, Brightshirtguy walks on stage- proudly showing off his bright shirt. He proceeds to box #11 and opens it up. Inside Is a large "pizza pie" and a jar of tomato sauce. Our host goes over to door #11, pulls the pizza out, and tosses it in brightshirts' guy face- then dumps the jar of sauce over bright shirts head. Bright shirt guy grabs a handful of sauce, and splats it into the hosts face. The host smiles at brightshirtguy and says, "I'll get you back for that" (suggestions for punishments?), and then escorts brightshirtguy to the loser pen.
Contestant #9, Pie-fficianado then enters the stage. He is excited about pie die- because it is his names sake. He then proceeds to door #4, where inside he finds a note. "Go to the pe crust". He then joins dbl999 and JohnSmith in the pie crust
Contestant #10, Feline frenzy- then enters the stage. He is slightly surprised to see so many clean guys. He proceeds to Box #12. Where he finds a container of icecream and a note. He reads the note, grabs the pail, and looks aroung. He sees Gunger_88 already covered in blueberry topping and peanut butter and figures- may as well make this dessert more interesting. He then goes over towards gunger_88 where he pours the icecream down gunger_88's pants. Gunger_88 cringes at the cold- and wonders what he did to earn such an unluck fate of getting 3 desserts in 1 episode.
Contestant #11 enters the stage. He proceeds to Box #2, opens it; and when he does a switch with a note that says 'pull me' is found. He quickly pulls the switch, expecting slime from above to fall- but instead a fruit pie shoots in his face, another one is tossed in the back of his head, and a third one falls on top of his head.- he is then escorted to the loser pen
Contestant #12, Ohnozey enters the stage. He proceeds to box #9. Where he also finds a switch- he pulls it and this time, he suffers the same fate as our previous contestant- except instead of fruit pie it is custard/pudding pie.
Lucky Contestant #13- Roys enters the stage. Inside he finds 3 large pies and a note. He picks up the pies and walks over towards steamymess and dj1009. He joins dj1009 on the spot marked "pie master"- are audience is disappointed there are so many unused pies- but is excited about what might come.
Contestant #14 mhop- enters the stage- with just 2 doors left. He proceeds to box 15and opens it. The audience wonders what is going on. He then proceeds to the pie crust where he joins dbl999, JohnSmith, and pie-fficanado.
Our last contestant, GoProdude, then enters the stage- and opens door #3- the only box left. He gets 3 chocolate pies- 1 in the face- and the other on each side of the head- a Pie sandwhich.
At this point, our host heads over to our pie and rope masters.- and asks SteamyMess who he selects. He looks around and choses custard covered- Ohnozey . The host then summons ohNozey to the pie chair- in the middle of the stage- where steamymess ties him down.
Our audience is getting pretty excited.
As a recap- 4 contestants are in the empty "pie crust"-
1. Dbl000
2. Johnsmith
3. Pie-fficanado
4. Mhop
1 contestand is tied to "pie chair"
1. Ohnozey
And 2 contestants are holding 3 pies each in a pot called the "pie master"
1. Roys
2. Dj1009
Which of these 3 "pools" of candidates contains our ultimate winner? Who will get pied? We will find out soon.
Huh - looks like I might have actually gotten out of this game unscathed!
(sitting in the empty pie crust with my three fellow contestants) I have a bad feeling about this. 
I believe there should be no punishment for BrightShirtGuy, the host had it coming dumping all that bright red pizza sauce all over BrightShirtGuy and his bright yellow shirt
BrightShirtGuy said: I believe there should be no punishment for BrightShirtGuy, the host had it coming dumping all that bright red pizza sauce all over BrightShirtGuy and his bright yellow shirt
Oh I think this sets a bad precedent if we let you off the hook. And this in no way has anything to do with the suggestions you made at my trial
. I would submit to the host no pizza is complete without cheese. I believe bright shirt guy needs to cover himself in sticky cheese sauce as a penalty for getting the host messy
Welcome back
Just as a recap,
-our ropemaster, steamymess has sent Ohnozey to the "pie chair"
-one of our piemasters roys, has ensured that feline_frenzy has not gotten-off unscathed and used his three pies on him.
Our 2nd pie master, dj1009 still has three pies to use on any player he chooses [let us know who you pick].
Our host looks into the pie crust and sees pie-fficianado scared. Our host smiles at pie-fficianado and lets the bois in the pie crust know that one of them will be todays grand prize winner. Our host walks over to the pie crust and explains that he has a bag with four stones- each victim in the pie crust will pick a rock, without looking- not reveal the rock until the host says so- and the victim--I mean contestant with the different colored rock will be today's winner---winning the Grand prize.
In addition to winning the grand prize, the ultimate winner will also win the lucky prize of pressing the "pie filling" button as the other three players wait in the pie crust.
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Our host also looks over and smiles at ohNozey who is nerviously sitting, tied to the chair.
"In addition to our grand prize winner taking home a prize- every player, except the player tied to the pie chair will also have an opportunity to win 1,000 "whatevers". After our "pie filling ceremony", each player will be given pies; will be able to stand at the "pie throwing line", and if they hit the pie chair contestant in the face, they will win 300 "whatevers" for each hit. If they hit all 3, they will win an extra 100 "whatevers" for a total of 1000!
OhNozey gets slightly nervious- but also slightly excited.
Our host explains to OhNozey that he does have an opportunity to get untied and pick any player of his choice- but only if he is able to guess the "lucky number".
steamymess gets a bit steamy because he realizes he could be ohnozey's first choice
-A few of the players also notice a big tank of cheese being lowered from the ceiling
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Logistics-
"Rocks" will actually be decided by tonight's LSU/Vanderbilt basketball game. The sum of the 2 teams scores will be added together.
If the last digit of the sum is
0 or 1- Dbl000 will win
2 or 3- Johnsnith will win
4 or 5- Pie-fficanado will win
6 or 7- Mhop will win
If it is 8 & second to last digit is even- dbl999 will win
If it is 8 & second to last digit is odd- JohnSmith will win
if it is 9 & second to last digit is even- Pie-fficanao will win
If it is 9 & second to last digit is odd- Mhop will win.
OhNozey's lucky number will be determined the the "point difference" in the basketball game. If OhNozey guesses the point difference (guess must be entered no later than 9:30PM Eastern Standard Time (half an hour before the game)- than he can pick any 1 player to replace him in the chair.
Just as a recap,
-our ropemaster, steamymess has sent Ohnozey to the "pie chair"
-one of our piemasters roys, has ensured that feline_frenzy has not gotten-off unscathed and used his three pies on him.
Our 2nd pie master, dj1009 still has three pies to use on any player he chooses [let us know who you pick].
Our host looks into the pie crust and sees pie-fficianado scared. Our host smiles at pie-fficianado and lets the bois in the pie crust know that one of them will be todays grand prize winner. Our host walks over to the pie crust and explains that he has a bag with four stones- each victim in the pie crust will pick a rock, without looking- not reveal the rock until the host says so- and the victim--I mean contestant with the different colored rock will be today's winner---winning the Grand prize.
In addition to winning the grand prize, the ultimate winner will also win the lucky prize of pressing the "pie filling" button as the other three players wait in the pie crust.
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Our host also looks over and smiles at ohNozey who is nerviously sitting, tied to the chair.
"In addition to our grand prize winner taking home a prize- every player, except the player tied to the pie chair will also have an opportunity to win 1,000 "whatevers". After our "pie filling ceremony", each player will be given pies; will be able to stand at the "pie throwing line", and if they hit the pie chair contestant in the face, they will win 300 "whatevers" for each hit. If they hit all 3, they will win an extra 100 "whatevers" for a total of 1000!
OhNozey gets slightly nervious- but also slightly excited.
Our host explains to OhNozey that he does have an opportunity to get untied and pick any player of his choice- but only if he is able to guess the "lucky number".
steamymess gets a bit steamy because he realizes he could be ohnozey's first choice
-A few of the players also notice a big tank of cheese being lowered from the ceiling
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Logistics-
"Rocks" will actually be decided by tonight's LSU/Vanderbilt basketball game. The sum of the 2 teams scores will be added together.
If the last digit of the sum is
0 or 1- Dbl000 will win
2 or 3- Johnsnith will win
4 or 5- Pie-fficanado will win
6 or 7- Mhop will win
If it is 8 & second to last digit is even- dbl999 will win
If it is 8 & second to last digit is odd- JohnSmith will win
if it is 9 & second to last digit is even- Pie-fficanao will win
If it is 9 & second to last digit is odd- Mhop will win.
OhNozey's lucky number will be determined the the "point difference" in the basketball game. If OhNozey guesses the point difference (guess must be entered no later than 9:30PM Eastern Standard Time (half an hour before the game)- than he can pick any 1 player to replace him in the chair.
roys said: Hmm, I decide that Feline Frenzxy is looking a little too clean and decide to give them my three pies. One to the face, one as a hat and sitting on the third one.
I *really* shouldn't have opened my mouth before checking to see if others had unassigned punishments to give out!
I don't think it was ever specified - is there any requirement on the type of pie?
MessyWedgie said:
OhNozey's lucky number will be determined the the "point difference" in the basketball game. If OhNozey guesses the point difference (guess must be entered no later than 9:30PM Eastern Standard Time (half an hour before the game)- than he can pick any 1 player to replace him in the chair.
OhNozey's lucky number will be determined the the "point difference" in the basketball game. If OhNozey guesses the point difference (guess must be entered no later than 9:30PM Eastern Standard Time (half an hour before the game)- than he can pick any 1 player to replace him in the chair.
Picked a bad day to be gone, huh. Not that I had much of a shot, given I don't know the first thing about basketball, but then again there's that adage about missing every shot you don't take...
Well, can only hope everyone else misses the shots they take on me
(Holding up my rock, I shoot a very smug grin to my fellow contestants in the crust) I changed my mind I have a VERY good feeling about this 
If that giant tub of cheese is for me, can I quickly grab Goprodude and give him a big big hug and we both take the cheese dump. It only seems right cause it was his brilliant idea hehe and two is way more fun then one 
As we return
Feline frenzy enjoys the 3 pies that Roy has used on him.
Dj1099 uses his 3 pies on steamymess who is also no longer clean.
And then our host proceeds back to the pie crust; holds out a bag, and Dbl000, Johnsmith, pie-fficanado, and mhop each pull a rock. On the count of three they show their rocks- and very appropriate for our "pie day" episode ---pie-fficianado wins!
Our host explains to the other 3 contestants that today's pie will be a "banana" cream pie. He explains that they cannot leave the pie crust until they have found 10 rubber bannas. Our champion pie-fficiano is escorted to the "pie filling button"- where he happily presses the button and watch cream shoot-out at the 3 victims below--who all wallow in the cream searching for the bananas, slipping, and getting covered to toe in cream pie.
Pie-fficanado cheers in victory.
Oh-nozey who is strapped to the pie chair wonders if he has been forgotten. As soon as our 3 pie pieces find their bananas, another door opens up with a whole bunch of pies behind it- 3 for each contestant. Our host instructs the contestants to grab their pies and line up- in order of when they entered the stage.
1-Our first contestant gungeboi, still covered in key lime pie, picks up his 3 custard pies and has really good aim- OhNozey gets 1 in the the face, one on top of the head, and one on his chest. Gungeboi is quite the pitcher- 3 for 3. He wins 1000 whatevers.
2- db99- covered in cream from the pie crust picks up his 3 chocolate cream pies- and also has very good aim. Ohnozey gets one in the face- one in the lap, and one on the right side of his head. Bdl999 is also 3 for 3, He wins 10000 whatevers! 2 contestants down, and ohnozey, tied to the chair, is already covered in 6 pies!
3- gunger_88, covered in blueberry pie filling proceeds to the pie throwing line with 3 banana cream pies- He tosses one towards ohnozey, which misses to the far left- another one misses to the far right, and the last---he aims for speed- but overthrows. 0 for 3. No banana for ohnozey.
4- steamymess,, covered in dj1099's pies, happy to have picked such a good pie chair victim is a bit shaken up by him not getting-off clean. So he throws his 3 peanutbutter pies towards ohnozey- what terrible aim! He misses all 3 and nearly hits one of the audience members.
5- John Smith, also covered in cream from our pie crust is up next- and his pitching of the 3 chocolate pies is almost as bad as steamymess's.- Ohnozey stays clear of the chocolate pies, at least for now
6- harvey428, covered in custard pies picks up his 3 chocolate cream pies- the first nails ohnozey right in the face- the 2nd is a miss--and the third--right in OhNozey's chest. 600 Whatevers for Harvey!
7-dj1009, also covered in cream has is custard pies ready to go. 1st throw is way off, 2nd throw is closer- but still off, and 3rd throw- just misses.- no custard for ohNozey.
By this time, ohnozey's feeling quite humiliated but seems to be enjoying the center of attention.
8-brightshirtguy, covered in pizza pie sauce, is up to pitch next with 3 cherry pies. First cherry pie- right in Oh nozey's face- second charry pie--right on his head. BrightShirt guy sees that big tank of cheese hanging above and gets nervious before his last throw---a miss. 600 whatevers for Brightshirtguy
9- our champion, and one of only 2 clean players for today, pie-fficianado, is up to pitch with 3 whip cream/marshmallow fluff pies. 1st pie is a miss- 2nd is a hit on the chest- and 3rd- is a miss. 300 extra whatevers for Pie-fficanado!
10. Feline_frenzy, covered in the 3 pies that roys gave him considers aiming them at roys for revenge, but really wants those whatevers- perhaps backstage- he will get roys! He throws his first blueberry pie at Ohnozey hitting him right in the face- and then misses the next 2. 300 whatevers for Feline frenzy!
11- subslime, who himself is covered in berry pie proceeds to the line with 3 cheesecakes- First throw is a miss- second is a hit, right in the crotch, and 3rd is a miss. 300 whatevers for subslime.
13- roys, the last of our completely clean contestants, picks up his 3 chocolate cream pies. One miss, two miss, three miss- Ohnozey's hoping the rest of the contestants will also miss
14- mhop, also covered in cream pie picks up his "cake batter pie"- Our host is amused because he has never heard of this before- before. He approaches mhop and reaches out to dip his finger in to taste it- but mhop takes our host by surprise and tosses it right in our hosts face! ---our host is rather surprised, but the show must go on.----mhop then throws his remaining 2 pies towards ohNozey- and misses them both.
15- our last Goprodude, who is covered in chocolate pies, has three pies in his hands- First one is a miss, second one is a miss- and the last pie of the game- goes into OhNozey's face. Goprodude earns 300 whatevers!
With that, our game is over!
One of our contestants is left as the champion; another one of our contestants is left clean, but with no "whatevers", A dozen of our contestants are left free; but covered in various forms of sweetness- and our "unlucky" contestant ohnozey is all tied up covered in pie.
The crowd cheers.
The contestants begin to walk off stage, and the audience begins to depart. Our host starts untieing ohnozey. As Goproddude starts to walk off stage, he sees the vat of cheese hanging from the ceiling. He also sees 3 pudding pies (perhaps the ones intended to be thrown by Ohnozey) sitting on the table. He cleverly grabs BrightShirtguy by the arm and
[End of episode]
Feline frenzy enjoys the 3 pies that Roy has used on him.
Dj1099 uses his 3 pies on steamymess who is also no longer clean.
And then our host proceeds back to the pie crust; holds out a bag, and Dbl000, Johnsmith, pie-fficanado, and mhop each pull a rock. On the count of three they show their rocks- and very appropriate for our "pie day" episode ---pie-fficianado wins!
Our host explains to the other 3 contestants that today's pie will be a "banana" cream pie. He explains that they cannot leave the pie crust until they have found 10 rubber bannas. Our champion pie-fficiano is escorted to the "pie filling button"- where he happily presses the button and watch cream shoot-out at the 3 victims below--who all wallow in the cream searching for the bananas, slipping, and getting covered to toe in cream pie.
Pie-fficanado cheers in victory.
Oh-nozey who is strapped to the pie chair wonders if he has been forgotten. As soon as our 3 pie pieces find their bananas, another door opens up with a whole bunch of pies behind it- 3 for each contestant. Our host instructs the contestants to grab their pies and line up- in order of when they entered the stage.
1-Our first contestant gungeboi, still covered in key lime pie, picks up his 3 custard pies and has really good aim- OhNozey gets 1 in the the face, one on top of the head, and one on his chest. Gungeboi is quite the pitcher- 3 for 3. He wins 1000 whatevers.
2- db99- covered in cream from the pie crust picks up his 3 chocolate cream pies- and also has very good aim. Ohnozey gets one in the face- one in the lap, and one on the right side of his head. Bdl999 is also 3 for 3, He wins 10000 whatevers! 2 contestants down, and ohnozey, tied to the chair, is already covered in 6 pies!
3- gunger_88, covered in blueberry pie filling proceeds to the pie throwing line with 3 banana cream pies- He tosses one towards ohnozey, which misses to the far left- another one misses to the far right, and the last---he aims for speed- but overthrows. 0 for 3. No banana for ohnozey.
4- steamymess,, covered in dj1099's pies, happy to have picked such a good pie chair victim is a bit shaken up by him not getting-off clean. So he throws his 3 peanutbutter pies towards ohnozey- what terrible aim! He misses all 3 and nearly hits one of the audience members.
5- John Smith, also covered in cream from our pie crust is up next- and his pitching of the 3 chocolate pies is almost as bad as steamymess's.- Ohnozey stays clear of the chocolate pies, at least for now
6- harvey428, covered in custard pies picks up his 3 chocolate cream pies- the first nails ohnozey right in the face- the 2nd is a miss--and the third--right in OhNozey's chest. 600 Whatevers for Harvey!
7-dj1009, also covered in cream has is custard pies ready to go. 1st throw is way off, 2nd throw is closer- but still off, and 3rd throw- just misses.- no custard for ohNozey.
By this time, ohnozey's feeling quite humiliated but seems to be enjoying the center of attention.
8-brightshirtguy, covered in pizza pie sauce, is up to pitch next with 3 cherry pies. First cherry pie- right in Oh nozey's face- second charry pie--right on his head. BrightShirt guy sees that big tank of cheese hanging above and gets nervious before his last throw---a miss. 600 whatevers for Brightshirtguy
9- our champion, and one of only 2 clean players for today, pie-fficianado, is up to pitch with 3 whip cream/marshmallow fluff pies. 1st pie is a miss- 2nd is a hit on the chest- and 3rd- is a miss. 300 extra whatevers for Pie-fficanado!
10. Feline_frenzy, covered in the 3 pies that roys gave him considers aiming them at roys for revenge, but really wants those whatevers- perhaps backstage- he will get roys! He throws his first blueberry pie at Ohnozey hitting him right in the face- and then misses the next 2. 300 whatevers for Feline frenzy!
11- subslime, who himself is covered in berry pie proceeds to the line with 3 cheesecakes- First throw is a miss- second is a hit, right in the crotch, and 3rd is a miss. 300 whatevers for subslime.
13- roys, the last of our completely clean contestants, picks up his 3 chocolate cream pies. One miss, two miss, three miss- Ohnozey's hoping the rest of the contestants will also miss
14- mhop, also covered in cream pie picks up his "cake batter pie"- Our host is amused because he has never heard of this before- before. He approaches mhop and reaches out to dip his finger in to taste it- but mhop takes our host by surprise and tosses it right in our hosts face! ---our host is rather surprised, but the show must go on.----mhop then throws his remaining 2 pies towards ohNozey- and misses them both.
15- our last Goprodude, who is covered in chocolate pies, has three pies in his hands- First one is a miss, second one is a miss- and the last pie of the game- goes into OhNozey's face. Goprodude earns 300 whatevers!
With that, our game is over!
One of our contestants is left as the champion; another one of our contestants is left clean, but with no "whatevers", A dozen of our contestants are left free; but covered in various forms of sweetness- and our "unlucky" contestant ohnozey is all tied up covered in pie.
The crowd cheers.
The contestants begin to walk off stage, and the audience begins to depart. Our host starts untieing ohnozey. As Goproddude starts to walk off stage, he sees the vat of cheese hanging from the ceiling. He also sees 3 pudding pies (perhaps the ones intended to be thrown by Ohnozey) sitting on the table. He cleverly grabs BrightShirtguy by the arm and
[End of episode]
(The champion, resplendent in his glory, takes a bow) 
New Episode- Saint Patrick's Day!
Welcome to the Saint Patrick's Day Episode of Mystery Boxes.
Being saint patrick's day- today's episode will feature things that are saint patty's day related (mostly green). [if green is hard to get other options are okay too].
The episode will also feature some 'no limits' messes (i.e. certain people's messes may be up to the mercy of other contestants) (messes can be modified to accommodate each contestant).
As with our other episodes, there are 15 boxes; most with some sort of mess that the chooser will either give to someone or have to take themselves.
There will also be the "Grand Prize" winner who will be crowned with the leprechaun hat.
To play:
1. Respond to this thread letting us know which not-yet chosen "box" you want to open (#1-15)
2. Private message me your guess to how many "lucky charms" are in the glass. Closest guess will win an advantage. You can also guess in your post- but then you risk others guessing +/- 1 and limiting your chances of guessing closest.
May the luck of the Irish be with you!
Welcome to the Saint Patrick's Day Episode of Mystery Boxes.
Being saint patrick's day- today's episode will feature things that are saint patty's day related (mostly green). [if green is hard to get other options are okay too].
The episode will also feature some 'no limits' messes (i.e. certain people's messes may be up to the mercy of other contestants) (messes can be modified to accommodate each contestant).
As with our other episodes, there are 15 boxes; most with some sort of mess that the chooser will either give to someone or have to take themselves.
There will also be the "Grand Prize" winner who will be crowned with the leprechaun hat.
To play:
1. Respond to this thread letting us know which not-yet chosen "box" you want to open (#1-15)
2. Private message me your guess to how many "lucky charms" are in the glass. Closest guess will win an advantage. You can also guess in your post- but then you risk others guessing +/- 1 and limiting your chances of guessing closest.
May the luck of the Irish be with you!
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