our 9th contestant- onepiece ds enters the stage and sees 2 of the previous contestants on the wedgie wall covered with pudding and is thankful he did not have to face that fate. he proceeds to box 1, opens it, and as soon as he opens the stage lights turned off- the song "jock-a-mo" by sugar boy started being played on the speakers, and purple, green, and yellow spotlights (mardis gras colors) pointed at center stage. the host then directed onepieceds to center stage, pointed to an fleur de lis that was painted on the floor and directed onepieceds to stand at it. the host then said, "audience participants"- it is now time for your participation. audience members then came down to the stage, some with beads in hand, and some with purple slime, green slime, yellow cake batter and similar substances, one with a mask- where they all participated in decorating onepiece ds in mardis gras colors. [if you are reinacting this at home do the best you can with mardis gras colored/themed materials]. after this was all done, the host informed onepieceds that although he looked very nice in mardis gras colors, he was not today's "king"- and advised onepieceds to go over to the "loser pen". ----------- our 10th contestant- pieslut was waiting behind stage when onepiecedc had entered the stage; and heard all the music; so thought for sure that onepiecedc had wond the crown. however, as he walked on stage he saw onepiecedc covered in purple, yellow, and green looking very messy in the "loser pen"- so pieslut was happy to know there still may be a chance. he confidently proceeded to door #2- where he found the exact same note as contestant #6 (subslime):
"congratulations, you are in the running to become today's king! proceed to "the even cage". if "the even cage" is already occupied, press "the even button"- and when the cage becomes available, enter into the cage. if "the even cage" is unoccupied, proceed into it."
pieslut is excited to know that he is in the running to be crowned king. but sees subslime in the "even cage" hanging from the ceiling and gets nervious.---pieslut proceeds to "the even button", which he presses. to subslime's surprise, the cage that he is in, which is presently hanging from the ceiling, moves towards the water tank, and gets lowered directly above the water tank. sublime fears the worst. the bottom of the cage then opens up; and subslime is "dunked" into the large tank of water- completely covered in water.
the bottom of the cage door then shuts, and the cage moves back to its original starting place, the door opens up; and pieslut is advised to enter the cage which he nervously does. the cage is then lifted back off the ground. our host smiles and waves at pieslut; who nerviously waves back.
subslime then climbs out of the tank, dripping in water; with an amuzing look of defeat on his face. [this can be created at home by a full bath dunking; or clothed shower if you do not have a bath]
or host tells him, "sorry, subslime, pieslut has taken your place as a potential king today, you must go to the "loser pen". dripping in water, sublime, joins the very messy contestants in the loser pen.
our 11th contestant, roys, enters the stage- and sees quite the mess- pudding, balloons, water, slime, cake batter, frosting---everywhere. he proceeds to open box #7 and inside. he finds the same fate as contestants #3 and contestants #5- "the wedgie wall". mhop and dbl999 are surprised that a third messy wedgie victim will be joining them because they did not see a third hook. however, our host pressed a button and a hidden door in the wall opened and a 3rd hook was lowered from the wall. our host then took roys to the wedgie wall where he gave roys the same treatment. roys- in frustration for being humiliated took a handful of the pudding from his underwear and tossed in in the hosts face. once roys was placed in wedgie position (with pudding in roys underwear and pudding over roys head), our host firmly looked at roys, and said---and for getting the host messy--your wedgie will be significantly worse- our host pressed a button and the ropes lifted roys up slightly higher than the other wedgie victims. our host then smiled at roys- and said "on with the show" [note- the "messy wedgies can be re-created by doing a simple pudding filled wedgie---no need for "hanging wedgies" as these can be difficult to set up in real life]
----- our 12th contestant, gungeboi enters the stage; and proceeds to box 8. and a bucket of "mardis gras surprise" is found in box#8; and the host explains to gungeboi, that he must do a full head dunk into the bucket. gungeboi then proceeds to do the full head dunk. [purple or green slime would be ideal and/or a mardis gras themed food; whatever you have handy in the mardis gras theme---white cake batter would work too] as gungeboi pulls his out out from the bucket, our host steps back a few yards as he is concerned the current contestant may pull a "roy". gungeboi does flip his hair, and gunge does go flying, and some of it lands on our hosts shirt.----however, our host gives gungeboi no added punishment as it appeared to be an accident. our host then instructs gungeboi to join the other losers in the loser pen.
--- our lucky 13th contestant, "drenched-in-slime" then enters the stage. since door 13 is already taken, he decides to take the next closest door---12 or 14? door 14 is about the size of a bucket- so he avoids door 14 and goes to the much larger door- door #12. inside door #12, he finds large mardis-gras decorated tube tube with buttons on it, and an inscription that says "slime shooter". our host then says, "congratulations, "drenched-in-slime""- you get to use the "slime shooter" on our victems on the wedgie wall! mhop, dbl99, and roys- already hanging in underwear, in pudding filled wedgies get even more nervous.
the host explains that none of the 3 spots on the wedgie wall are vacant- so the "sliming" can happen immediately. our host grabs the slime shooter from "drenched in slime's" hands, and leads drenched-slime-towards the wedgie wall. the host then hooks up the slime shooter on a hose that drops from the ceiling. he explains to the "drenched-in-slime" that the slime shooter has 10 gallons of slime- and he can use it, as he wishes to squirt the wedgie victims who are hanging on the wall.
drenched in slime is excited to control such a sloppy mess on 3 very good looking vitems. mardis gras music starts to play- and drenched-in-slime starts squirting the 3 wedgie victems. out comes purple, yellow, and green slime making a mess of the 3 victems (do your best to recreate). while messed in slime is squirting, most of the slime shoots out the front of the slime shooter- but some of it also squirts out the back- not only getting the 3 wedgie victims covered in slime, but also getting a little bit of slime on drenched-in-slime. drenched in slime likes the feel of this so much, that at towards the end, he squirted the remaining slime on himself. after the sliming was done, our host explained to slime-covered drenched-in-slime, that although he won control over the slime shooter, he is not today's king- and instructed to go to the loser pen.
our host then looked at the very messy wedgie victim, and said, "according to script" this is when i can release you from the wedgies- however, since roys got me messy, i will keep you all on the wall for now"- and smiles at the 3 wedgie guys who are now in pudding covered briefs; covered with slime.
- --- --- -- contestant #14, goprodude then enters the stage; and immediately notices the 3 wedgie victims hanging from the wall. "woooooot!" he says. boxes 14 and 15 are the only ones remaining- and he picks box 15. inside he finds a note, similar to previous ones:
"congratulations, you are in the running to become today's king! proceed to "the odd cage". if "the odd cage" is already occupied, press "the odd button"- and when the cage becomes available, enter into the cage. if "the odd cage" is unoccupied, proceed into it."
gopro dude sees pieslut in the even cage, and sees that the odd cage is empty. he's a bit nervous about the cages- but figures since there are only 2 cages- he may have a good chance at being crowned king.
subslime (the guy previously in the running for the crown who got dunked) smiles because he thinks goprodude will be replaced by the last player and be dunked.
goprodude proceeds to the odd cage; the host presses the button; and the door on the odd cage closes, locks, and the cage is lifted to the ceiling where goprodude now nervously, but hopefully, hangs.
----- our 15th, and last contestant ohnozey enters the stage. all the other contestants wonder what surprises await. could ohnozey replace goprodude? could ohnozey be added to the wedgie wall?
Gunger_88 said: I have picked the following 3 contestants for the PIE POD hehe Bigall555 dbl999 Brightshirt guy
As we return from the commercial break, Gunger_88 has made his pick for the pie pod. To our host surprise, he picks 3 instead of 1. At first, our host thought about punishing Gunger_88 for picking 3 rather than 1, but as he consulted the folks back stage-after watching the replay they said threes okay .
So Gigall555, already covered in Pie; and brightshirtguy, still covered in liquid and balloon stuffed clothes get summoned to from the Loser Pen to the Pie Pod chair. Our host also proceeds to the Wedgie Wall where he presses a button, and the hook that is holding dbl999's wedgie place drops to the floor giving dbl999 some much appreciated relief. bdl999's feet drop to the floor and our host unhooks him. bdl999, who is still wedged, covered in pudding, and wearing nothing but is pudding soaked underwear is also escorted to the pie pod chair. The pie pod chair is a bit tight for 3 people, so Gunger_88 positions the 3 players as he sees fit (keeping in mind the already exhisting pie, liquid, and pudding can make the others messy if they get too close . Once the players are positioned, BiGall888 proceeds to the pies and starts to have some fun.
--- Meanwhile, goProdude (even) and pieslut(odd) anxiously watch, hanging from their cages in the ceiling. Will they win? Will they be dunked in water? --there's still 1 more contestant left. Will the last contestant take their place? Will the last contestant take the vacant spot on the Wedgie Wall?
We will find out after our commercial break. (if Gunger88 wants to give us a play-by-play on how he wants to use his pies, that could be fun too )
Gunger_88 said: I have picked the following 3 contestants for the PIE POD hehe Bigall555 dbl999 Brightshirt guy
As we return from the commercial break, Gunger_88 has made his pick for the pie pod. To our host surprise, he picks 3 instead of 1. At first, our host thought about punishing Gunger_88 for picking 3 rather than 1, but as he consulted the folks back stage-after watching the replay they said threes okay .
So Gigall555, already covered in Pie; and brightshirtguy, still covered in liquid and balloon stuffed clothes get summoned to from the Loser Pen to the Pie Pod chair. Our host also proceeds to the Wedgie Wall where he presses a button, and the hook that is holding dbl999's wedgie place drops to the floor giving dbl999 some much appreciated relief. bdl999's feet drop to the floor and our host unhooks him. bdl999, who is still wedged, covered in pudding, and wearing nothing but is pudding soaked underwear is also escorted to the pie pod chair. The pie pod chair is a bit tight for 3 people, so Gunger_88 positions the 3 players as he sees fit (keeping in mind the already exhisting pie, liquid, and pudding can make the others messy if they get too close . Once the players are positioned, BiGall888 proceeds to the pies and starts to have some fun.
--- Meanwhile, goProdude (even) and pieslut(odd) anxiously watch, hanging from their cages in the ceiling. Will they win? Will they be dunked in water? --there's still 1 more contestant left. Will the last contestant take their place? Will the last contestant take the vacant spot on the Wedgie Wall?
We will find out after our commercial break. (if Gunger88 wants to give us a play-by-play on how he wants to use his pies, that could be fun too )
Our final contestant, ohnozey, walks on stage and is amused by everything that he sees.--guys covered in pies, guys drenched in water, and guys wedgied to the wall in their underwear covered with pudding. Door 14 is the only door left, so he hesitantly walks up to it; and presses the button to open the door. As soon as he presses the botton, the door quickly slides shut; and water spews out from the door; water shoots out from the ceiling; and from spiccots surrounded by the door.
Oohnoozey gets a clothed cold water shower.
After the water stops shooting out, our host walks over to Ohnozey, who is dripping with water, and escorts him to the Loser Pen.
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Fate of our 2 finalists:
Our host then looks up at goprodude (in the even cage) and pieslut (in the odd cage) and says. "Ladies and gentlemen, we finally have the 2 runners in line to win the crowd, but before the crown can be earned, our contestants will need to earn it."
The host then presses a button, and floor in the front center stage opens up---and underneath the floor is a pool filled on one end with green pudding on the other end with yellow pudding, and in the middle with purple pudding. (as this may be tricky to find, to re-create you could do cake batter or also just chocolate/vanilla pudding--- as close as you can get).
The 2 cages are then dropped; one on each end of the pool of pudding.
Today, our conteestants will play Pudding Rugby.
The Loser will be sentenced to be the "balloon pop victim"; and the Winner will be crowned King.
The way this game will work is, when I press this button, your cage doors will open, and you may proceed, through the pudding to the center of the pool. A thick water filled balloon will drop from the ceiling to the center of the pool- and you will both wrestle for the balloon.
As soon as the baloon drops, you will both have 60 seconds to move the baloon to your end of the pool. As soon as the baloon hits the pool, a timer will begin to countdown from 60. If you carry your balloon into your endzone (both you and the ball need to cross the line together) you will earn points equal to the number of seconds still on the clock. If it goes past 60 seconds, there will be no point value for the balloon.
If the other player is carrying the balloon, you can wrestle your opponent to try to steel the baloon and slow him down.
There will be six balloons- and the last balloon will be worth 2 points for every second remaining.
Goprodude and pieslut both get nervious. If they lose they will be the balloon pop victim, so they realize but they have no choice but to play.--which will involve wrestling in the pudding. The camera zooms in on their nervous face.
----- Note on how score will actually be determined in Lieu of not actually being able to pudding wrestle face-to-face:----Tonight's Mega Millions Lotter will have 5 balls; valued from 1-70. 10 will be subtracted from the value of each of those balls--- which will give us 5 number from -9 to 60. numbers valued from -9 to 0 will have "0" value. Numbers 1-60 will be face value. Even points will go to goprodude; odd points will go to pieslut. The 6th ball will be 1-25. If the number is even, points for the last ball will go to produde, if odd to pieslut. The value of megaball 6 will be multiplied by 5 (for a value ranging from 5-125) 5-120 will be face value 125 will be 120.
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"This concludes part one of today's episode- we will catch you soon for part 2..."The Pudding Match"
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to our pudding match.
On the even side of the rink, we have the one, the only, from Sunny California- Go Produde On the odd side of the rink, we have the slutty, as his name implies Pieslut.
Our game of balloon rugby will decide today's Mardis gras King; and the loser will be strapped to the Baloon Pop Chair. But before we start today's match- lets have an audience countdown
10..9.87654321 buzzzz!
The doors of Goprodude's and Piesluts cage slide open, and a balloon is dropped to the middle of the pudding tank. Both contestants jump in the pudding, pudding splashing over the side of the pool. Pieslut slips and goes completely under. Both contestants are surprised by the thickness of the pudding but don't let it stop them as they want to be crowned king. Gopro dude reaches the balloon first. 4 seconds have passed. The balloon slips out of his hand, and Pie slut grabs Goprodude from behind tryin to pull him away from the balloon--but Goprodude manages to slip out.
Go produde grabs the balloon. The clock is ticking. 30 seconds have passed. Go produde wedges the balloon under his arm. Both contestants are now fully covered---hair and all- in pudding standing knee deep. To prevent slipping go produde gets on his knees and begins to crawl which gives him more leverage but also covers him more in pudding.
Pie slut tries holding him back; but is only able to slow him down. Goprodude gets closer to his endzone
20191817 GoProdude slowly slushes his way to the endzone being restrained by pieslut16..151413.12 Ding, Ding! Ding Ding! A Bell rings- GoProdude has made it, with 12 seconds remaining on the clock
Immediately as the bell rings, Pie slut sloshes his way back to the Center of the ring. GoProDude clenches his fists and waves to the audience as he is doing a victory dance; as he dances, he sees the 2nd baloon released from the ceiling and land right in PieSluts hands. "Shoot" goprodude says- as he realizes piesluts unexpected advantage. Goprodude quickly stops his victory dance and nose dives towards Pie slut who is already marching towards the other endzone. As Go produde nose dives, his fingers touch Pieslut, but Pieslut slips out. Go produde again noses dives at pieslut with 45 seconds on the clock; but only about a foot from his endzone. The balloon slips from pieslut's hands and rolls into the endzone without pieslut. Goprodude, out-of breath from his messy nose dives takes another lunge, grabs the balloon only for him to slip again. And for the balloon to pop out of his pudding covered hands. At 39 seconds, PieSlut recovers the balloon in his own endzone. Ding! Ding! Ding! Once again, the bell rings.
---- PieSlut 39 Goprodude 12 ----
GoProdude, out of breathe, in his endzone turns around, only to watch it land right in Piesluts hands. Go produde, too out of breath to get up, wallowing in the pudding starts crawling towards center court---but by then pieslut has the ball in end- and is making a runaway sprint/slosh to his own enzone 59.5857..56.55.Ding Ding Ding! An easy score for Pie slut. 55 more points for pie slut- 2 balls remaining.
Pieslut 94 GoProdude 12
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Pie slut, realizing that GoProdude is already at mid court immediately sprints to center court. The ball falls- both contestants jump to try to get control of the balloon. Goprodude jumps slightly higher and pudding from his shirt sloshes into PieSlut's face at the amusement of the crowd. The balloon bounces off Goprodude's finger tips, and falls on piesluts side of the court. Pieslut tries wiping his eyes, for better view but his arm is also covered in pudding- so his view is slightly blocked- but he proceeds to where he thinks the balloon is. GoProdude also follows. To piesluts surprise, he manages to grab the ball and right behind him GoProdude slipsall this happening in only seconds.. 58pieslut, balloon in hand lunges to the endzone57! Ding Ding Ding! A second "easy" score for pie slut. 57 more points!
Pie Slut- 151 GoProDude- 12
---- GoProdude, realizing now that getting to the center ring is top priority lunges towards center ring. PieSlut looks at the score and sees through his pudding-covered-dripping face that the score is---he squints- 111 to 12? Or is it 151 to 12? The last ballon could be worth as much as 120. He thinks, do I have enough points to.
Baloon #6 falls from the ceiling right into GoProdude's hands. PieSlut knew he had the lead but doing math under pressure while covered in pudding is not one of his strengths- so not knowing how much he leads by he sprinted towards GoProdude. As this is the last balloon both players realize they can give 100% of their fuel. Go Produde hugged the balloon with both hands as it would not slip. Pie Slut bear-hugged Goprodude in an attempt to slow him down. Both players wrestling to pull their opponent in the opposite direction---Go Produde firmly holding onto the balloon--- The crowd going wild..pudding splosging all around.20,19,18,.. Ding Ding Ding.
GoProdude crosses the finish line with 18 seconds remainingAs balloon #6 was worth 2X, he earns 36 points.
Final score: Pie Slut- 151 GoProdude- 48
Both players, out of exhaustion bottom dive into the tank, as they catch their breath.
The camera zooms in on the host-
"And to another commercial break, Be sure to stick around to see the fate of our loser and the Crowning of our King... "
Welcome back ladies and Gentlemen; and congratulations to are Mardi Gras King, PieSlut!
We will now crown PieSlut with the Mardis gras crown- the host places the crown on PieSlut.
And for are "balloon pop chair"- during our commercial break, we made gorpodude go back into the tank to pick up the 6 balloons filled with batter/gunge/slime- and they were rigged into a sliding hanging rack. Underneath the rack, Goprodude was strapped to the "balloon pop chair".
Our King was given a Long stick with a point at the end- perfect for popping the balloon-
GoProdude strapped to the chair and Pieslut popped each balloon as it hung over Goprodude- getting goprodude messy with the objects inside each of the 6 balloons.
And that is the end of our episode- thank you all contestants for playing.
---------------------- New Episode: "Pie Day" ---------------------
Welcome back for another Episode. In honor of Pie Day approaching, this episode will feature Pie- Big Pies, Little Pies, and maybe even some Pieguys!
This episode is rather "light" compared to my last one- but stil, all players, even the Champion could get messy.
This Episode will result in 1 Champion and most (but not necessarily all) players getting pied. ----As before there are 15 Boxes to be picked.
If you'd like to play, please post: 1. What number (#1-15) box, not already selected by someone else you would like to chose. 2. What is your favorite pie? 3. What "Team" are you on. (Spin the wheel below to decide)
***you will find out more about teams later on in the show.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to mystery boxes- Pie Day Version!
----- Contestant #1- Gungeboi Gungeboi, still a little sore from the Pillory from last game- and wanting a win- volunteers to be our first vict.I mean contestant. He confidently approaches box #13 and inside- that it is painted light green- nothing is inside, but a pair of open handcuffs. Our host approaches gungeboi, puts them on gungeboi, and brings gunbeboi to an area covered by a bright green curtain. The curtain falls and inside is a Giant Key lime pie- with a big sign in the middle that says: "Key"-Lime pie. The host explains that the "key" to the cuffs is inside the pie and Gungeboi will have to fish the key out to unlock. Gungeboi- slghtly embarrassed- but slightly excited smiles at the pie in front of him. Gunge boi, hands cuffed behind his head nose dives into the pie- The audience claps- the pie looks good- but it looks even better when it covers gungeboi. Gungeboi's face is completely covered in the key-lime pie and globs of it drip down on his shirt. He manages to find the key,---but not before getting covered in globs of green---before being able to free himself [if reinacting at home- a face dive or similar would be good in any dessert, preferably green or white; and preferably key lime pie]
------ Contestant #2- dbl999 Dbl999, remembering is embarrassing wedgie from the last game- enters the stage hesitantly. He is relieved to see that there are no hooks hanging from the wall this time. He proceeds to box #14. Inside box #14- he is to find something he did not expect. A Bag with a note, a buzzer, a blank sheet of paper and a pen.-----He picks up the note- the cameras zoom in on his face- but the audience can not see the note. The audience can't tell if the expression on his face is one of victory or one of fear. DBL999 then proceeds to a balcony overlooking the stage.
Dbl999 has a few clues to what his fate might be on the note- but the audience knows nothing..