Poor Chloe may need a bit of relief here. I'll try randomwam as the winner because without digging into profiles it looks like he may actually follow through.
Next task I'll go easy on people with to make up for being a harsh mistress a few months ago, three bottles of chocolate syrup. Two over the head, the third down the pants. Dealer's choice what's worn during it.
I'm in again. (Honestly was kind of hoping to get selected for the last one since I'm currently in the UK and being from the states have never used custard before,lol)
PIT76 gets this one because of the birthday coming up soon, and I don't think that name has been picked yet.
Next up, oatmeal. Make a pot, let it cool down (this will take a while), and half of it goes down the front of the pants / underwear / whatever, the other half over the head.
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