Sloppedfool loses since he clearly didn't want to get it.
Next dare: Same as my one last week. Loser has to buy and complete a wam along/jerk off video (e.g. wamstructions, splosh casino home edition, wamjerk) of the winner's choice.
Next dare: loser has to fill the front of their pants/underwear with uncrushed filled pasties(ie. donuts, Twinkies ect.) and hold a plank position for as long as they can with one pie under their face and another pie under their crotch.