Every catch in the next 5 hours will equal one day for a pie in a row. 1 catch is a pie tomorrow 2 catches is a pie for the next two days etc. You can also tell me where you want me to pie!

I've got 10 catches, which means 120 eggs cracked over my head, 2 packs of flour poured all over me, and a bucket of savoury gunge dripping down my head.

For every catch in the next 12 hours, you get to choose another savoury ingredient to add to the bucket. Make it messy. Make it gross. I'll take it.

Recatches after 2 hours - maybe I will take some photos to share here as a thanks for your "help".

Catch 1: I pick Salad cream

Catch #2: Cottage Cheese