Contestant #14- Our game continues with PenitentLurker nervously entering the stage. Seeing only 2 doors left, he slowly goes up to door #5, and peeks in it. He finds a button that says "Press me". He presses the button, and slime (preferably red) falls from the ceiling, covering him- head to toe.
DBL999- breathes a sigh of relief knowing he's got a pretty good chance of being the winner- but still nervously waits to see what is behind the last door.
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Contestant #15 Messy43 enters the stage and sees quite a mess. Only one door left- Door #2. As he opens door #2, a cold breeze comes out the door- and inside he finds 2 objects- a pail of icecream; and a pail of briefs. The host instructs Messy43 to strip down, and change into the briefs- which he nervously does. The host then instructs Messy43 to stand on a podium- center stage, where the host instructs Messy43 to hold his hands behind his head. The host then fills the briefs with the icecream from the jug and instructs Messy43 to remain standing like that for 20 minutes.
----- ODDS AND ENDS- DBL999 is excited to learn that the last "loser" prize has been chosen. He must be a winner, he thinks. And he thinks right! Congratulations DBL999- you picked the winning door on the first try!
Runner-Up (Winner) #1, NBgunge, is fortunate enough to be able to send any loser to the "If you Catch me Thread" (See above related to the Valentine's Day theme)- NBgunge- let us know who you chose.
Runner-UP (Winner) #2, GoProDude, was fortunate enough to be able to send any loser to the PILLORY for 24 hours- and he picked: Gungeboi. Gungeboi, who thought his mess was over, who is still dripping wet from his cold shower, is taken to the Pillory- where he awaits further fun.
Runner-Up (Winner) #4, Roy, is also fortunate enough to have 4 pies he can use on any Loser- Roys, let us know who you select.
And last, but not least, is our champion DBL999 wins the grand prize! He is told he may open his note- and inside it reads: "Congratulations, as grand prize winner, you get to pick any player to be your Valentine- your valentine will change into this outfit and proceed to the "Valentine Box" your valentine must get on his or her knees. You will then be able to use the items in the room, on your valentine as you like. The items are- 5 Pies, a Bucket of slime (preferably red), 2 cans of whip cream, a jar of chocolate sauce, and a Cherry. DBL999, let us know who you pick
SUMMARY OF UNFINISHED ITEMS 1. NBGunge- let us know who you pick for the "if you catch me" Thread 2. Roy- Let us know who you would like to Pie 3. DBL999- let us know who you pick to be the Valentine.
Thanks for hosting Messy Wedgie -haha can't wait to hear who DBL999 picks as his valentines, that's person is going to end up looking so ridiculous and messy haha
Thanks for organising this Messy Wedgie! I spun a wheel to pick the person going into the "if you can catch me thread" to make it random and Gungeboi came up so that's my pick. Enjoy gungeboi!
After some careful deliberation, I've decided to give my valentine to Ohnozey. I want you to pie yourself in the face, and then empty one of the cans of whip cream into your briefs. Then I want you to take a pie sandwich to the face, and the final 2 pies to your body. Then Pour the chocolate sauce over your head, and spray the final can of whip cream over your face. Put the cherry on top of your head. Then for the finale take the red bucket of slime and pour it over your head and face. Enjoy.
And today's Episode concludes with our 4 winners using their prizes. Gungeboi who is already covered head to toe in water is selected by 2 of our winners (GoProdude and randomly by NBgunge) to go to the Pillory for 24 hours and also to go to the "If you catch me" thread. When NBgunge goes to the "If you catch me thread"- he can either stay in his dripping wet outfit, or put on a sexy valentines day outfit. He will select 12 (preferably) valentines themed items that catchers can chose (1 item per catcher) in 2 hours that he will use on himself.
ThePiesFly, already covered in peanutbutter and chocolate sauce is slightly disappointed because he didn't get a single pie. But, no need to fear, as revenge for chosing Roy's favorite box, Roys throws the 4 pies at him.
And last, but not least, after some careful deliberation, dbl999 selects Ohnozey as the final victim. Ohnozey, already covered in fettuccini alredo sauce (To honor fettuccini alfredo day) gets summoned to the center of the stage, where he takes Pie #1 in the face, then he gets whip cream squirted down his briefs. Then gets a pie sandwhich followed by 2 pies to his body.Then his head is covered with chocolate sauce and his face is covered with whip cream. He is topped with a cherry; and for the finale, a final bucket of pink slime is dumped above his head.----The crowd goes wild at OhNozey's mess..
dbl999 said: After some careful deliberation, I've decided to give my valentine to Ohnozey. I want you to pie yourself in the face, and then empty one of the cans of whip cream into your briefs. Then I want you to take a pie sandwich to the face, and the final 2 pies to your body. Then Pour the chocolate sauce over your head, and spray the final can of whip cream over your face. Put the cherry on top of your head. Then for the finale take the red bucket of slime and pour it over your head and face. Enjoy.
Had to rush in order to get this done, which included me screwing up some of the details. My red slime ended up a lot more pink and the whipped cream ended up being shaving cream because I misread it. I'll leave it up to you if you think it's fine or if I might need to make up for it somehow
MessyWedgie said: And today's Episode concludes with our 4 winners using their prizes. Gungeboi who is already covered head to toe in water is selected by 2 of our winners (GoProdude and randomly by NBgunge) to go to the Pillory for 24 hours and also to go to the "If you catch me" thread. When NBgunge goes to the "If you catch me thread"- he can either stay in his dripping wet outfit, or put on a sexy valentines day outfit. He will select 12 (preferably) valentines themed items that catchers can chose (1 item per catcher) in 2 hours that he will use on himself.
ThePiesFly, already covered in peanutbutter and chocolate sauce is slightly disappointed because he didn't get a single pie. But, no need to fear, as revenge for chosing Roy's favorite box, Roys throws the 4 pies at him.
And last, but not least, after some careful deliberation, dbl999 selects Ohnozey as the final victim. Ohnozey, already covered in fettuccini alredo sauce (To honor fettuccini alfredo day) gets summoned to the center of the stage, where he takes Pie #1 in the face, then he gets whip cream squirted down his briefs. Then gets a pie sandwhich followed by 2 pies to his body.Then his head is covered with chocolate sauce and his face is covered with whip cream. He is topped with a cherry; and for the finale, a final bucket of pink slime is dumped above his head.----The crowd goes wild at OhNozey's mess..
It's come to my attention gungeboi hasn't showed up to the pillory and must be punished
Had to rush in order to get this done, which included me screwing up some of the details. My red slime ended up a lot more pink and the whipped cream ended up being shaving cream because I misread it. I'll leave it up to you if you think it's fine or if I might need to make up for it somehow
Ohnoozey- thanks for the photos- those deviations are acceptable- hard to get things "red" unless you go with manufactured stuff- so pinks the best alternative. Great photos! thanks for participating.
It's come to my attention gungeboi hasn't showed up to the pillory and must be punished
haha- we may want to give hims some time. Sometimes its best to wait until it is empty (rather than taking someone else's space) and also til he has time/space to pay up .
Although, I am curious what you think an acceptable punishment be would be for tardiness
It's come to my attention gungeboi hasn't showed up to the pillory and must be punished
haha- we may want to give hims some time. Sometimes its best to wait until it is empty (rather than taking someone else's space) and also til he has time/space to pay up .
Although, I am curious what you think an acceptable punishment be would be for tardiness
Since he's probably tardy for breakfast too i suggest a bowl of oatmeal/ porridge over the head and a dozen eggs in the underpants
Contestant #15 Messy43 enters the stage and sees quite a mess. Only one door left- Door #2. As he opens door #2, a cold breeze comes out the door- and inside he finds 2 objects- a pail of icecream; and a pail of briefs. The host instructs Messy43 to strip down, and change into the briefs- which he nervously does. The host then instructs Messy43 to stand on a podium- center stage, where the host instructs Messy43 to hold his hands behind his head. The host then fills the briefs with the icecream from the jug and instructs Messy43 to remain standing like that for 20 minutes.
I've completed the forfeit, and put the pictures on my profile - although doesn't make the best pictures, just standing there! I've followed the description the best I can, although of course no host to do the filling, I had to do it!
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Welcome back fellow wamsters, for our next episode.
Today's episode will be a "Mardis Gras Match"- As a Warning- no player (not even our champion) will leave the completely clean---Th However, the Winner will be crowned "mardis gras" Queen or King- ---but it won't be given away- the crown must be earned.
For those interested in playing- substances will include: pie, slime, pudding, King cake (or simiar), cake batter, and water.
The stage is set- With 15 boxes, ready for the pickings.
Brightshirt guy, hesitantly walks on stage. He sees lots of interesting things on the stage- Levers, tanks, buttons- and nervously walks towards the boxes- and opens a box about 2 feet by 2 feed wide- When he does- out rolls out 10 balloons filled with various substances (you can use water)- the host then instructs him to stuff his clothes with the balloons).
The host then pulls out a pin, and goes to town.
Brightshirtguys shirt is now not only bright, but it is covered with liquid from the inside- as well as the rest of his clothes....
He is then instructed to go to the "loser pen" where he will wait for other contestants....
Contentestandt#2 (Rus1) enters the stage and sees popped rubber balloons all over the place. He's glad to see that the first contestant did not pick the winning door like the last episode.
He opens box 3- and inside is a bowl of cake batter. Our host pulls the cake batter out, asks rus1 to stand at attention, and dumps it over Rus1's head. Dripping in cake batter, and humiliation, Rus1 is sent to the loser pen.
---------------------------- Contestant #3 (mhop) then enters the stage, and sees the 2 losers covered in a mess and feel pretty confident. He proceeds to door #10, and inside finds 2 buckets--"Bucket A" and "Bucket B" both filled with pudding- The host informs him that there is a pair of briefs in Bucket A- and instructs mhop to strip down to nothing and to put the pudding briefs on- which mhop, excitedly does. The host then directs mhop to "The Wedgie Wall" which has 2 clamps hanging from the ceiling. The host clamps one of the hooks to mhops new underwear, and pulls a crank, which lifts mhop up on his tip-toes in a nice hanging wedgie. The host then proceeds to pick up one of the buckets of pudding and dumps it into mhops brief. He then takes the other bucket and dumps it down mhops briefs. Mhop shivers from the cold, but seems to enjoy the feeling of being so exposed in front of everyone. The host then turns the crank a bit more, lifting mhop a little higher up to tighten the wedgie- and telss mhop- he will stay like that for a bit. Mhop sees the 2nd hook hanging on the wall and wonders what that hook is for.
--- ---- --------- Contestant #4, Gunger 8, Sees the 2 losers in the loser pen and mhop hanging on the wedgie wall. He is glad he is not suffering that humiliation. He glances at the doors- and hestitantly picks door #9. The door is a large door, so as he opens it, he is hesitant that someone or something may pop out at him, but instead, inside there is nothing but a small envelope hanging from a string. The Note says- Congratulations! Proceed to the "Pie Pod" In the "Pie Pod" there is a chair and 5 Large Pies- with no tins.. The Host explains to Gunger88, that he did not pick the Winning box- but he did earn a prize. He can pick Any Loser (Either from the Loser Pen OR from the wedgie wall) from this game (previous contestants OR future contestants) to sit in the "Pie Pod Chair" where Gunger88 can use the pies as Gunger88 wants. -----Gunger88 is disappointed he may not be the King, but is excited for being able to pick a contestant to take the 5 Pies. He also notices the Pies don't have Tins- so even though he probably wont be taking them in the face, Gunger88 will likely get messy picking them up.
[Gunger88- Please let us know who you would like to sit in the Pie Pod Chair. You can pick any of the 3 previous contestants OR wait for any future loser during this game]
--- ------ Contestant #5, dbl999 bravely picked box #6 (Box # 6 seems to have been a previously Faught after box); and inside are 2 buckets.--- Inside is the same fate as contestant #3. Once dbl999 is hanging, wedgied, covered in pudding- GUnger88 thinks they could be good contestants for the pie pod; but also likes seeing them hanging wedgied, and does not want to free them yet.
5 Doors Open So Far; 10 to go; Still no Grand Prize.
--------- Contestant #6- Subslime walks on stage; surprised to see 2 guys, in underwear wedgies pulled up against the wall. He is very turned on by their predicament, and hopes the audience does not notice how excited he is. He then goes back to his favorite box---glad that it is not yet claimed, Box #4. He excitedly opens Box #4; and finds a simple note- which says "Congratulations, you are in the running to become today's King! Proceed to "the EVEN cage". If "the EVEN cage" is already occupied, press "the EVEN button"- and when the cage becomes available, enter into the cage. If "the EVEN cage" is unoccupied, proceed into it.
Subslime is excited to know that he may be in the running to be the King. He sees the 2 cages in front stage and one is labeled "odd" and one "even" both are empty. He's excited to find out what will happen- He then goes over to the even cage and enters. The host presses a button, and tha cage lifts from the ground by a pully system that is hanging from the air. Subslime gets nervous- but hopes that this is only theatrics. ---our host waves to sublime while he is hanging in the cage from the ceiling and says---"on to our next contestant"
Contestant #7- unknownuser enters the stage; and sees everyone's current situation and gets nervous. He then proceeds to open Box #13. Inside is nothing but a pair of open handcuffs with a note: "Put me on"- Unknown user then proceeds to put the handcuffs on. Once on, our host directs him to a very large "King Cake" (or similar) situated on a table in the middle of the stage; and explains that the keys to the handcuffs are baked inside of it.------- Unknown user is then instructed to face dive into the cake- to retrieve the keys. which he does- but before he finds them, he gets covered in frosting and cream. (if you cant find a king cake, any cake will do; preferably purple, yellow and/or green )
--- Contestant #8 (Bigal5555555) enters the stage and confidently walks to Box #5, and opens it. Inside are 5 Pies. The loser directs Bigal55555 to stand at attention and throws 1 in his face, 2 are used for a pie sandwhich, one is dropped down Bigal5555's pants, and one is throw on BigAl's bum. Bigal5555 seems to like his pieing. 5 Seems to be his lucky number today!
After his Pie sentence, Bigall555 is escorted to the "Loser Pen", where he joins the other losers.
[these forfeits were picked before I knew who would get each one- just a coincidence that they are matching players' names and profile pics so far ]
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8 Boxes open so far; 7 to go- Who will be our next contestant?