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A brilliant* Splosh style parody of Star Wars complete with authentic "opening crawl." The first 4 UK girl scene in a long time and Sheela, Ivy, Anica and Epiphany play Boobie Fett, Blabber The Slutt, Han Job and Bib Fortunamayo with huge aplomb. Splosh Style corny jokes and comic gags, delivered brilliantly by the girls, lead into an epic battle (actually 7 rounds of messy rock paper scissors) to determine the fate of Han Job. Then a 4 girl epic messy free for all breaks out, ending with all 4 girls naked and covered in mess, Shipton style. Additional thanks for Jeremy Custard for suggesting the poses at the end *I feel I can say it's brilliant, as this was a customer's script and concept, not mine :).

A new iteration of our famous Black Tar. Thicker, stickier, and with a hard crust. This time, Angel is testing our new tar pit. As you all expect, she'll be completely immersed in this substance. In the bonus video, Angel dives, emerges and escapes. Note: This is a fantasy scene intended to entertain fans of women in peril. Nobody was harmed during the filming of this scene.