Aloha Wamsters! Amateur WAM erotica writer. Enjoy writing about silly fun messy adventures. Also love messy roleplay. I don't mess males, but we can always team up on an unfortunate woman. Or women. Would love to read other stories too. Note that informed, two way consent is mandatory.

Also, I only submit unsolicited material to those of you who I already have that rapport with. You will not receive the Google doc unless you already have asked me. I will not DM you asking if you want to read my work.

Update as of September 2025: Been playing around with the kinky AI apps and they provide many an inspiration. Want me to take that idea and make it the next thing that excites you when you see a new message in your inbox? Tell me. Still no charge at any time.

Update to that update: As of May 2026 I actually haven't written much, and what little I did write was purely me. No AI. And that's not going to change. If you read something from me, an AI model in no way contributed to the work. (Will delete the above after a reasonable amount of time has passed.)

Wish you knew a mischievous man who would happily push your face into a pie, pull your pants down and laugh at how ridiculous you look? Naturally, I would also gently bite down on your shoulder from behind you, my warm breath then reaching your ears as I also stretch your earlobes like taffy. It's just the right thing to do, after all.

Or, maybe you yearn for a blushing, stammering sub who builds you several pies, then distributes them to you and your friends, drops to his knees and closes his eyes for the inevitable barrage.

Or maybe you itch for an all out pie fight where everyone is in their underwear (or less) desserts fly in all directions and pie hits result in pointed fingers and laughter.

If any of that sounds like you, I would love to chat or inbox sometime.