Comments by Cloakedmessyfan

"Coming soon" - this guuuyyyyyy. Oh that's not what you meant, was it. What a sticky situation here.

Photo: BTS of a HUGE mess I made! Mondayreport

Aw, crap, the lens cap was on. We'll have to do that all over again, ma'am.

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Like peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and Nutella or even peanut butter and peanut butter, some things are better together

Scene: Whipped Cream Blowey--version 2Mondayreport

Would love to be holding a sloppy, gooey whip cream pie over you, smiling evilly

Photo: I�m so glad to be back being a filthy bitch again!14 days agoreport

I will take spot #6

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And the winner of this year's beauty pie-gent iiiiissss IRAAAAA DOUBLE SPLAT

Photo: Pies at the National Hotel - Part 222 days agoreport

Oh how I would happily crawl towards you and kiss your feet

Video: Dress Drenched, Legs on Display22 days agoreport

I know that's AI, but oh for that to happen IRL. A warm summer rain and French kissing is sure to send blood towards the generals

Photo: Wet and sticky22 days agoreport

Why no, I *wasn't* just thinking about your legs scissor locking my neck figure four style while holding a big sloppy pie in your hand, smiling evilly at me. Why would you think I was imagining that?

Photo: What the hell happened to Anaya's bum?!?!22 days agoreport

Not me imaging this in my head rn

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Oh how I wish I was in that room. You both look great

Photo: Throwback to that time he pied me as he fucked me24 days agoreport

Okay ma'am, I'll give you a warning, but THAT'S IT - no 20th warning from this manager!!!

Video: Almost Got Caught in the Hotel Pool with My Huge Tits Out24 days agoreport

Boobies make me happy

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Not me wishing I had a sloppy pie in one hand and your messy hair in the other and saying, "Awww. Don't be blue. Here. Have some dessert."

Photo: The time I accidentally left my mouth open as he t28 days agoreport

Two buckets of strawberry cake batter and a pie sandwich while you have your hand down your panties and having fun

Photo: How should I get it messy ? 7/21/25report

Does kitty want her treat? I've got this thick pie for kitty

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You're such a mess. I'll clean you up with my tongue. Let's start between the legs

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That skirt would quickly be around your ankles, and my tongue on your clit in a heartbeat

Photo: Who loves a Pie bra + short skirt combo ;)7/19/25report

Oh gee, I dunno if I could sta- OK you talked me into it

Video: Stay with Me7/18/25report

And thus did she fully understand why the 200 ft giant was insisting on calling her Jack as he zipped up his pants to go lie down for a nap

Photo: Hands tied and taking it like a good slut should <7/18/25report

And the rest of us love seeing you get messy.

Photo: What can I say? I just love getting messy!7/17/25report

Well thank you, madam. I do love bringing joy to others. ... And pies

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Now just walk through this doorway that definitely doesn't have a bucket of brownie batter balanced over it. That'd be ridiculous

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"...Okay. Maybe I shouldn't have pulled the lever. That you told me not to pull. Several times."

Photo: The gunge clung everywhere..7/16/25report

Adapt and overcome, soldier! You use what's available to you in the moment! Now drop down and polish my gun!

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Oh how I wish I was behind that camera... or in front of you. Preferably with a sloppy pie on my hand, that I had you make

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Porque no los dos?

Photo: Fuck me or pour more over me? <37/15/25report

What a filthy mess. You need to be spanked

Photo: The gunge clung everywhere..7/15/25report

One problem. My tongue isn't spelling the alphabet on your love bean. Perfect otherwise

Photo: A little dessert 7/13/25report

The next thing you should say is, "But I'm an influenceeeeerrrrrr." You'll definitely avoid more pies.

Photo: oh no not again!7/10/25report

Congrats! Always great when your s/o is there to support the kink!

User: Sloane7/10/25report

This one, but this was a ...hard choice. Am I as clear as mud? Think we covered everything today

Photo: What is your favorite photo?7/10/25report

Uh, why no, I was NOT imagining you putting my neck in a figure four scissorhold while holding a pie. That'd be ridiculous.

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Would be a real shame if I had a bet with you, lost on purpose, then after you built the pie I sneak up behind you, gently bite down on your neck, place your hands under mine and well... our hands all intersect on either cheek, then a few taunting rubs, twists and the like. Mwahahahaha. I would be easily persuaded into a payback forfeit, tho lol

Photo: Are you ready for tonight?7/10/25report

Oh how I wish I was standing next to you, smiling, holding a big, gooey, sloppy pie in with a very noticeable banana bulge in my grey sweatpants, stroking your hair. Saying I'll give you a three second count down.

Then get you on one. Preferably while you're breathing in and mouth wide open, then giggling joyously after the creamy splat.

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Morgan Freeman narration: It seemed no one had ever told her that pies are for eating. And they might never still, thus resulting in more messy disasters.

Photo: Laughing because it's ridiculous and gooey 6/29/25report

What a lucky guy

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Excuse me madam. Where are your manners? Such a sloppy eater.

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Um. Excuse me, ma'am. You're kind of a mess.

Scene: Pie Slut6/19/25report

Mmmmmm. Double slut cake. My favorite.

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Would be a real shame if Nastia took your hand, led you to a thick, sloppy pie on a table and pushed your head inside

Photo: Nastia's gym visit goes wrong.6/16/25report

Mmmmmm. Is there a better kind of slut? Because I don't think there is

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Mmmmm, yes. Would first pummel you with a pie barrage first

Photo: Would you eat my pussy like this? <36/13/25report

Hey, nerd. You look ridiculous. Nothing a big bucket of chocolate cake batter thrown on you couldn't fix

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2nd best place is I face of the girl on the right. Best would be if she pushes the pie into the girl on the left's face.

Photo: Where do you want to put that pie?6/12/25report

Hey girl. Are you a water temple, because I'll raise your water levels.

Hey girl. You don't need to collect 3 gems to get my Master Sword.

Hey girl. You a wood post? Because you're making my hookshot extend.

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Nice. Would personally want to follow up with a warm mixing bowl of pancake batter over your head. Maybe chocolate pancake batter.

Video: Chocolate Pies5/25/25report

Mmmmm, black molasses. Hopefully a bucket of feathers, ice cream sprinkles, flour or some other substance to get stuck in the mess is around

Photo: MILF in Treacle5/23/25report

Lucky guy. And what a lovely mess.

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I'd want to wait until you turn the water off, step out of the shower, BLAM, pie in the face lol

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Oh my. I love how there's a little lipstick on the banana.

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*Fry from Futurama squint* There appears to be something suggestive about that balloon. But it's hard, to be sure. Very hard. I hope I didn't cock this up.

Photo: From my belated Valentne's Day video that's comi2/15/25report

Would have loved adding a pie sandwich onto all that mess. Preferably with you blowing raspberries, eyes closed and flipping me both middle fingers

Photo: Do I have something in my cleavage?2/11/25report

Pie sandwich, bucket of chocolate cake batter for a hat, pie in the butt, wedgie, another pie on the butt.

Photo: How should I trash this 1/28/25report

Love it, it's great as a prank on someone else or a self-own

Photo: Got drenched per @draid request1/20/25report

Now that looks mighty naughty

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Nice

Photo: I got to give @violet_jade her first pie in her fi1/15/25report

I feel like there should be a snarky attitude here. "Oh a pie in the face. How original. Yeah the early 1900s called -" SPLAT, twist, rub smear

Photo: Prepping for a pudding pie..1/15/25report

A thick, gooey, sloppy whip cream pie to the face would be lovely to witness

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Forgot to add, I'd then unbutton and unzip your pants, then pull them where they belong - around your ankles and fill the back of your panties with nutella

Photo: Want to get messy tonight! 12/26/24report

I'd pull your denim jacket off, followed by your cap. Then I would hand you two enormous whip cream pies on top of chocolate pudding and Graham cracker crusts, stand behind you, put my hands under yours and have all four of our hands converge on your face, twisting and smearing them around your face and hair, then pour pink slime into your hat and put it back on your head.

Photo: Want to get messy tonight! 12/24/24report

LIES!!!!!! jk of course ;)

Photo: Milf Hot Mess12/13/24report

I'd pull your panties back, slip a chocolate cake in there, give you a wedgie then pie your wedgied butt

Photo: Oh-perfect target!12/11/24report

Outta have been five more if you ask me ;) Lovely coverage

Photo: I can't believe there was one more!12/5/24report

Mouth wide open. Mmm.

Photo: Hmm love that taste12/5/24report

Really want to hear you be like, "Damnit! The consequences of my own actions!!!" Love this pic

Photo: And more!12/4/24report

Would love to have been standing over you and gloat, "That'll teach you to be a mouthy brat!" Followed by me pieing you again, with a gigantic pie, only to see that you wrote "The Compensator" on the back of the pie tin in sharpie, and you making farting noises with your tongue, sticking it out and flipping me off with both fingers, doing a little victory dance

Video: Bratty's Acceptance Speech10/2/24report

Wide open mouth, birthday party hat and a middle finger - pretty sure I could throw a pie up and over your head and it'd turn around midflight and cream you right in the face

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