I went to the laundromat down the road from my apartment complex. It was a cool fall day, perfect for wearing some kinky gear. I was wearing hot pink rubber underpants, a black PVC long sleeved dress shirt, a red silk tie, black leather pants, blac...

I knew it was a mistake to date Brad. An even bigger mistake to make it a serious relationship, and a monumental disaster to make house with him. Sure, he was dazzling, the all American smile, the Florida drawl, the tan, and oh, that physique. Brash...

Um', I said, my mind whirring for an answer. I must have elongated the um subconsciously into a long uuuuuuuuum without realising it. You could see the confusion at my reaction. "Your browsing history...UMD... appears to be a password protected...

I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day (song: White Christmas) (with apologies to Irving Berlin) I'm dreaming of a white Pi Day Just like the one I had last year, With the cream pies smooshing Into faces smiling And goo dripping onto clothes I'm dreaming o...

"Thank you!" she cried, a malice hidden behind her sparkling eyes and beaming grin. It was not the bus driver that had bothered her, a docile elderly man with a penchant for friendliness, but the stresses of the day coalescing into a contorted ball o...

The mirror reflected perfection. James adjusted his red silk braces, the fabric smooth and cool against his fingertips, and smirked at his reflection. The black tuxedo was impeccable, tailored to hug his frame with precision, but it was the redthat m...

Aaron stepped closer to James, his smirk widening as he leaned in, his voice a low, velvet threat. "Beg for mercy, James. Humiliate yourself. Maybe I'll go easy on you." James clenched his jaw, his pride flaring even as his heart raced. "Go to hell,...

*SPLAT* Matt Bomer took an entire pie to his cute face, gasping in shock (and pleasure) as the pie ran down his attire. He could not do anything against this action due to the fact he was tied to a chair, the rope tighten around his arms and legs wh...

I've written numerous What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment, the full version of which you can find on my Patreon (patreon.co...

The Unwinnable Bet 2 I could hear Meagan cheerily on her phone with her friends. "Yes, we were still on for tomorrow, no, no need to bring anything, it was all taken care of." I clawed at the silk rope, now sticky with whipped cream, finally looseni...

The Mud Boat (song: The Love Boat theme) (with apologies to Paul Williams and Charlie Fox) Mud Boat Mud--it's creamy and deep Come aboard, and the mud will seep Mud, just water and dirt Mix it up, it sticks onto you The Mud Boat, soon will be making...

(Story for an anonymous requestor) Victoria smiled nervously as she stood behind her podium awaiting her opponent to appear. Usually, she had no fears appearing in public, even when semi-naked, but tonight was different as not only was appearing as...

[aka the proof that I really can both bring in a story more or less below 2k words and also be the main slop stooge myself on occasion! :-P] It is only 8pm in the evening and you are already regretting your life choices. It had seemed like such a s...

The hotel bar was elegant but relaxed, with low lighting that created small pools of intimacy around each table. Rebecca sat at the corner of the bar, nursing a gin and tonic while half-heartedly scrolling through her phone. She was in town for a con...

Me and my girl have been together for a few months now. Both of us are in our 30s, and I have some strong fetishes thanks to past experiences and x girlfriends, I have danced around the messy subject a few times but never got a reaction from her. Ask...

I had a custom clown jumpsuit and mob cap (bonnet) hat made for me, light green and yellow with pink pompoms and big oversized pink ruffled trim at the neck, wrists, ankles, and trimmed the hat as well. I picked it up and couldn't wait to try it on a...

Simon wanted to remember to this day forever. He was marrying the love of his life, so who wouldn't? He stood there at the altar waiting for the his significant other to strode down the white carpet. But he was a bit nervous, having think of possible...

Her wrists were bound with soft silk rope, arms stretched above her head and secured to the sturdy hook they'd installed in the ceiling months ago. Emma stood naked, her body on full display--slender waist, full breasts, smooth skin that caught the l...

Veta hummed to herself as she arranged the pies on the tables throughout the hotel suite. Her short blonde hair was tucked behind her ears, and her green eyes sparkled with satisfaction at her handiwork. Each pie was a masterpiece--fourteen inches wi...

Messy Irina gave me permission to use the character "Ira" I gave myself permission to use the character "Old Man" All other characters are fictional. The Pie Bridge Game Based on a question from and dedicated to Messy Irina My husband Sam and I st...

A Cure for Cleanliness Laura and I stood together in the hall of our student flat. She turned her head and looked up at me, brown eyes wide in her pretty face, framed by its bob of dark hair, and a catch in her voice betraying both nervousness and...

This happened in High School and was the beginning of many of my fetishes. I was at one of our monthly pep rallies, these happened after school the day before a football game. Every year the school put on a pie-eating contest, The sad part was there...

This one hot summer a friend of a friend that owned and operated a painting business was asking for help, She had an emergency and would have to go out of town for a week, She was desperate and willing to pay well. Me being out of work offered up my...

Another episode starts with me coming onto set in some black high heels, some tight black trousers and a blue and green stripy satin blouse. We start off with an interview with the latest cafowner in town who talks about how his cafis really differe...

I wrote an interactive story where you play Daniel, a participant in a summer camp for young adults, where the various activities involve wet-and-messy. In Learning block: Cooking, you're tasked with cooking a meal for your friend, Helen, while she...