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Chat with Ira 2--Natalie Portman
Story by Messy Irina5/7/21 620 viewsfemale
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Another episode starts with me coming onto set in some black high heels, some tight black trousers and a blue and green stripy satin blouse. We start off with an interview with the latest cafowner in town who talks about how his cafis really differe...
Interactive: Learning block: Cooking
Story by Jouette11/17/21 931 viewsmale+female
I wrote an interactive story where you play Daniel, a participant in a summer camp for young adults, where the various activities involve wet-and-messy. In Learning block: Cooking, you're tasked with cooking a meal for your friend, Helen, while she...
100 Wet and Messy Words: Natto
Story by VioletVixen11/28/21 899 viewsfemale
Captured in your lens, you watch. I squirm. The raw first impact shot my synapses. My eyes blanked. I hate how disgusting I am, how I lose control. There's nothing pretty about sticky, smelly natto. Humiliated, the shutter clicks. Already, my pussy...
The Lovely Ladies' Sweet Revenge!
Story by messwriter3/27/25 1237 viewsmale+female, explicit
[aka the proof that I really can both bring in a story more or less below 2k words and also be the main slop stooge myself on occasion! :-P] It is only 8pm in the evening and you are already regretting your life choices. It had seemed like such a s...
Sweet Confessions
Story by PieWriter3/28/25 695 viewsmale+female, explicit
The hotel bar was elegant but relaxed, with low lighting that created small pools of intimacy around each table. Rebecca sat at the corner of the bar, nursing a gin and tonic while half-heartedly scrolling through her phone. She was in town for a con...
Her First Time
Story by jpierce3/29/25 681 viewsmale+female
Me and my girl have been together for a few months now. Both of us are in our 30s, and I have some strong fetishes thanks to past experiences and x girlfriends, I have danced around the messy subject a few times but never got a reaction from her. Ask...
Clownmiliation
Story by jpierce3/30/25 953 viewsmale+female
I had a custom clown jumpsuit and mob cap (bonnet) hat made for me, light green and yellow with pink pompoms and big oversized pink ruffled trim at the neck, wrists, ankles, and trimmed the hat as well. I picked it up and couldn't wait to try it on a...
Sweet Surrender
Story by PieWriter3/30/25 575 viewsmale+female, explicit
Her wrists were bound with soft silk rope, arms stretched above her head and secured to the sturdy hook they'd installed in the ceiling months ago. Emma stood naked, her body on full display--slender waist, full breasts, smooth skin that caught the l...
Sweet Interrogation
Story by PieWriter3/31/25 805 viewsfemale
Veta hummed to herself as she arranged the pies on the tables throughout the hotel suite. Her short blonde hair was tucked behind her ears, and her green eyes sparkled with satisfaction at her handiwork. Each pie was a masterpiece--fourteen inches wi...
The Pie Bridge Game
Story by theoldmanandthepie4/7/25 526 viewsmale+female
Messy Irina gave me permission to use the character "Ira" I gave myself permission to use the character "Old Man" All other characters are fictional. The Pie Bridge Game Based on a question from and dedicated to Messy Irina My husband Sam and I st...
A cure for cleanliness
Story by Reiver24/11/25 408 viewsmale+female, explicit
A Cure for Cleanliness Laura and I stood together in the hall of our student flat. She turned her head and looked up at me, brown eyes wide in her pretty face, framed by its bob of dark hair, and a catch in her voice betraying both nervousness and...
Pep Rally gone wrong.
Story by jpierce4/13/25 361 viewsmale+female
This happened in High School and was the beginning of many of my fetishes. I was at one of our monthly pep rallies, these happened after school the day before a football game. Every year the school put on a pie-eating contest, The sad part was there...
Chat with Ira 3--Alyona
Story by Messy Irina5/7/21 588 viewsfemale
2
The show starts and I explain that is the keep fit special episode which is why I am wearing my favourite dance training outfit of lilac leotard, white leggings and ballet shoes. My hair is in a pony tail style to emphasis the exercise theme. I get a...
Chat with Ira 4--Beauty Pageant Edition- Part A
Story by Messy Irina5/15/21 567 viewsfemale
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The show starts and I walk onto the stage wearing my simple black dress with the high gloss wide belt and some black knee-high stiletto heel boots and acknowledge the audiences' warm welcome. I tell the crowd that today's episode has a beauty pageant...
Humiliated Help
Story by jpierce4/14/25 358 viewsmale+female
This one hot summer a friend of a friend that owned and operated a painting business was asking for help, She had an emergency and would have to go out of town for a week, She was desperate and willing to pay well. Me being out of work offered up my...
Taken to the limit.
Story by jpierce4/14/25 535 viewsmale+female
I had been dating this girl for almost a year, I was in my early 20s at the time and she was a couple of years younger. Paige was into many different fetishes as I soon found out, she was a driving force behind bringing out more of my hidden fetishes...
Fetishes Revealed
Story by jpierce4/15/25 361 viewsmale+female
I just landed a new job, and my two female roommates decided to take me out to celebrate. Hooters was our go-to place as one of the girls I used to date now worked there, so we always got preferential treatment. I loved to admire the pantyhose-covere...
A Sweet Connection (part 1 of 5)
Story by PieWriter4/15/25 623 viewsmale+female, explicit
Kelsey scrolled through her phone, the blue light illuminating her face in the darkness of her bedroom. Another dating site, another parade of boring men with their fishing photos and group shots where you couldn't even tell which one they were. Unt...
Chat with Ira 4--Beauty Pageant Edition- Part B
Story by Messy Irina5/15/21 461 viewsfemale
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I say that my final guest is of course a regular beauty pageant contestant who has been a finalist in Miss Russia and a winner of Miss Russian radio. And her name is Ekaterina G. I say we have some pictures of Katya competing, in Miss Russia, wining...
Ira and the clowns 1
Story by Messy Irina1/16/22 1447 viewsfemale
There are four normal clowns and after some initial jokes they would ask me up to help them with an act. But they are all very keen to talk to the pretty girl (my hair and make up is good!) so each tries to talk to me but the others get jealous and s...
You Deserve this.
Story by jpierce4/16/25 521 viewsmale+female
Wendy asked me to pull over at the next street, I did as requested. She stepped out of the truck and walked over to my side, "come on Jim get out." She opened the tailgate and we both sat. She then pulled some clothing out of her bag, here put these...
Hooters meetup
Story by jpierce4/16/25 512 viewsmale+female
After driving for hours, I approach the Hooters sports bar on the right, the place where Lindsey asked me to meet her..did she work there I wondered..well she sure could she is so sexy I think to myself. As I pull into the parking lot my heart begins...
A Game of Cluepie
Story by theoldmanandthepie4/16/25 241 viewsmale+female
The two purposes of this story are to entertain the reader and to illustrate my version of a WAM game I call "CluePie". The rules will be listed at the end of the story A Game of CluePie I rang the doorbell of a large mansion. Natwood the butlere...
Whose Pie is it Anyway?
Story by theoldmanandthepie4/16/25 444 viewsmale+female
Advisory: I do make fun of Donald Trump in this story. If you don't want to read that part, skip the first part of the "Scenes From a Cream Pie" section of the story. Whose Pie is it Anyway? (Key: HC = Harry Cruz; WB = Wade Brainy; DJ = Dave Jeffe...
So, we meet again.
Story by jpierce4/16/25 510 viewsmale+female
You sit at the bar sipping your cocktail, you notice this guy staring at you. He slowly works his way toward you, Hi there he smiles.taking a seat beside you. You say hello. He goes right to his line, I couldn't help notice how pretty you are and I r...
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