On a warm summers night you walked with some friends to a farmhouse that they have booked for a weeks break. They arrived earlier in the evening and they have not yet told you about its specialist facilities. The 5 of you walked back after dinner at...

My girlfriend knows about my shaving cream pie and pantyhose fetish and she likes to please me whenever she can. We've used more of the pantyhose fetish than shaving cream. But in a few weeks the shaving cream pies will fly!!! I told her I want to pl...

'Thanks for doing this, Sam,' said Frank, inclining his head towards Sam but never taking his eyes off the rain-wet road. 'I knew you'd help me out.' 'I need the money' Sameena replied, only telling half the truth. The other half was that she had be...

My friends and I are always making stupid bets with one another, or giving each other juvenile, puerile dares. The stakes vary wildly, from a simple thing like buying someone's dinner to something far less platonic. One forfeit that always sticks in...

I work as a receptionist at a large doctor's surgery and it's a great job. A couple of years ago we relocated the whole set up to a new, purpose built facility, and this was lots of hard work, but ultimately very worthwhile because our old building w...

It was all agreed upon beforehand. I was as ready as I ever would be, looking ridiculous in my bright peach coloured swimsuit (a size too small), thin black stockings and two inch black heels. The original dare involved going out in the day time, so...

We were so far behind, the filming schedule was due to begin tomorrow - and somebody decided it would be a good idea to host a Studio tour TODAY! "They're here!!" I sighed and turned to the crew "Right - best behaviour, let's use this to our advanta...

Pippa had worked as a barista for a national chain of coffee shops for the past three years before accepting a promotion to manage the branch in her hometown. She had been a little concerned by the extra responsibilities, but everything seemed to be...

'Okay, ladies,' said Pam, director of Charity Slimeathon. 'First of all, thanks for doing this. All three of your charities will definitely appreciate it and we appreciate you taking the time. We know you'd rather be elsewhere on a Friday night so th...

Kate knew that it was going to be a long day. Her boss had informed her at the last minute about an order of fifty cool whip pies for an important customers birthday party. Her boss had given her the assignment only a couple of hours ago and the cust...

I work as a receptionist at a large doctor's surgery and it's a great job. A couple of years ago we relocated the whole set up to a new, purpose built facility, and this was lots of hard work, but ultimately very worthwhile because our old building w...

I was reaching the end. I had a farm and it just didn't pay. I had tried everything. We made little money on dairy or meat, organic crops had failed, and I made no money from the farm shop. That's how I ended up here, tied to a chair in my own farmsh...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 4. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/4/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

What Would You Do? continues its 30th anniversary run on a new network, Comedy Central. Just two episodes in, longtime fans have been treated to an ungodly amount of mess. The first guy, Jamie, failed a yoga challenge and got hit with eight pies and...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 5. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/4/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

'Hello, Hello. Thank you. Thank you. Days Dawning and Wotcher. Do we have a Garden for you. As two lucky birds will play for a ton of Bees and....a Grand Shoe.' The bubbly blonde who had skipped out onto the set faltered a little at the sea of utterl...

After working on projects at the university for the first two summers of civil engineering school my parents thought I should work for my uncle in the construction business to get some field experience between my junior and senior years. So a few da...

Alexa Bliss' Slapstick Adventures Chapter 1- Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler were walking backstage at Monday Night Raw. They were looking for Alexa Bliss and were going to end her shenanigans once and for all. Nia was wearin...

Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures Chapter 2: Naomi and Asuka It was another week of Monday Night Raw and Naomi and Asuka were walking together backstage. They were extremely excited. Naomi and Asuka just defeated the recently returning Eva Marie a...

It was approaching midnight and Jim and Julie's wedding reception was slowing down. The older relatives had all gone to bed, and it was just the younger guests left in the hotel ballroom. Jim and Julie's friends were not much for either drinking or d...

Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures Chapter 3- Liv Morgan and Carmella Alexa Bliss was asked to come into the Thunderdome to do a photo shoot and do various media appearances. It was on a Friday so it just happened to be that a lot of Smackdown supe...

It was Saturday morning TV on a warm April weekend. Emily Parker is sat alone watching cartoons such as the Racoons and her favourite TV show, Chucklevision. At the end of our viewing session she is enjoying watching magazine show, Live and Kicking f...

"Hello and welcome to Jessica's Bachelorette Party! The show where it pays to be smart, sexy, and of course slutty! I'm your host, Jessica Sweet." The platinum blonde host was wearing a short black dress, showing off long tanned legs and more than a...

Sam's erotic & muddy adventure. Part 6. (Fictitious & bears no resemblance to anybody in real life).. That I know of.. By PrimeSlimeTime (C) UMD.net NOV 2019.. 11/5/2019. Sarah and David invite Sam for a night out on the town despite the...

Three men entered the banquet, all determined to get the chance to win a scholarship with the prize of a million dollars. William, Addison, and Robert all had a rivalry with each other, always competing when ever the chance presents itself. All for t...