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Story by LongTimeLurkerx
Posted 8/28/21     629 views
Steven was still a little lost, trying to find his way. He had kicked Kelly out of the house three weeks ago because she was cheating on him. They had been happily married for almost three years but that all ended when he watched her leave on their doorbell camera, wearing a tight party dress in full makeup and hairdo, in the middle of the afternoon and then returned before he got home from work, wearing her normal yoga pants and hair in a ponytail. When he challenged her on it, she fumbled for an excuse and he decided that she should go. Her parents lived in town, so he knew she had a place to stay. He had no family in town, which is why he decided to stay, plus he wasn't the one who caused the problem.
Last weekend he had decided to revisit the interests of his youth, or at least the time prior to Kelly. He bought an Xbox, played Call of Duty, poorly, and visited a website he hadn't looked at in at least three years, probably longer, UMD.net. He had never mentioned his fetish for seeing women get messy and to get messy himself because, well, because he was kind of embarrassed by it. Things prior to the events of three weeks ago were really good between the two of them, and he didn't want to mess that up. There was nothing to mess up now, so he went back in, full throttle. There was a lot to catch up on since it had been so long. It was everything he had remembered and more. He bought some videos, sent some messages, as he reacquainted himself with the community. It was a nice stress reliever as he hadn't had much communication with Kelly since that day. He did still love her, but the cheating was too much. He had started to do some research on divorce lawyers but kept putting it off. The messy videos helped accomplish that.
He had exchanged messages with one of the producers on the site, Maria, and learned that she shot most of her videos about 15 minutes from where Steven worked. Living in L.A. does have benefits. So, Steven figured, if Kelly was going to end up with half of his money, he might as well spend some of it before that happens. They worked through some scene ideas before finally settling on an extremely messy and somewhat expensive shoot. There would be three ladies plus Steven involved in the session. Each one thinking they were there to get him messy, which would, of course, result in a messy food fight, resulting in everyone getting covered in mess. Steven had paid for a session once before, but he had been significantly poorer at that point in his life and was going to make up for it with this session.
10 days later, Steven was at his house getting ready to go to the session, a little nervous, but definitely excited at what was ahead of him for the day. Not to mention, the thought of this being a little bit of revenge on his wife. He had decided to go with an old suit that he hadn't worn in a couple of years, along with the tie that Kelly had bought for him when he got his first job out of college. He looked in the mirror, one last time before heading out the door. Steven was a little over 6 feet tall, worked out pretty much every day, even more now that he didn't have anyone to come home to. He had played baseball up through high school but had worked to keep his body in good shape from that point on. The suit was a little tight but it was because of the muscle he had added to his arms. "Time to go. Take this Kelly."
He parked in the lot by the warehouse, where there were only three other cars, grabbed his change of clothes bag out of the trunk for the ride home, and headed up to the door. Maria met him at the door and took him through an unused office area out to the back warehouse where they shot all of their videos. They laughed about his suit and how he wouldn't have to worry about it anymore after today. He saw the area that was getting set up for his session. There was an old desk chair, where he would be sitting, surrounded by a few carts that were covered up with some tarp. Maria led him into his "dressing room" which was an old office in the warehouse. There was a chair, a couch, and a table with a bottle of bourbon and a bottle of tequila. Maria had told him some people needed those to help with their nerves. It seemed like a pretty good idea to Steven so he downed a shot of tequila and poured a glass of bourbon to sip on until it was time for the festivities to start.
While he waited, he wondered who Maria had lined up to be in the session with him. She told him she liked keeping it a secret because the surprise of everything made it better and more exciting. He agreed but was really hoping that Sammy was going to be one of the ladies participating. Sammy had become his favorite in the weeks since Kelly had left. She was blonde, legs that went on forever, and a figure that was absolutely perfect. Steven got lost in a daydream thinking about Sammy when Maria opened up the door and announced that it was time to go.
He walked out into the warehouse and into the area where the session was to take place. There were four carts piled high with pies, cakes, and buckets of who knows what. He was so glad that he had done this at that moment. it was everything he had been spending the last couple of weeks thinking about and there was no way Kelly could have ever satisfied him as this would.
Maria directed him to sit down in the office chair and reminded him to just relax and have fun with everything. Then she motioned to her assistant, a guy named Dave, to start filming. Steven heard footsteps and looked to his right to see Jessica walking towards him. Jessica had jet black hair, breasts that were larger than any Steven had experienced in person before, and a very perfect, sexy ass. All of her features were highlighted by the outfit she was wearing. It was a very short, very tight, very revealing black dress.
"I'm ao glad you stopped by today. I'll be delivering your messy session to you today. Are you ready to have some fun?"
Steven had to remember to do his role-play portion while staring at Jessica. "Yes, I am."
"Great, let's start with the basics..." Jessica grabbed a cream pie off of the cart next to her and slammed it into Steven's face, smearing it down his suit jacket, covering the tie that Kelly had got him. Everything went black for Steven and he was already nearing full arousal mode. "Let's see, what should I use next?"
As Jessica pretended to look around the cart, another set of footsteps came from Steven's left side. He quickly wiped his eyes to see Sammy walking towards him. That immediately made his cock rock hard. Everything was happening as he had dreamed. Sammy was wearing a short swimsuit coverup that clung to her skinny body. "Excuse me, Jessica, this is my client. I am on the schedule for this session. Hello sir, let's get things going correctly. No need for the amateur stuff my co-worker was using. But first, let me get dressed appropriately."
Sammy pulled the coverup over her head to reveal the tiny bikini she was wearing. It barely covered anything, and it looked amazing. Sammy reached over to the cart and picked up a large bowl. She dumped it over Steven's head, revealing that it was filled with thick, chocolate brownie batter. She coated his head before dumping the rest onto his lap, and as a result over the tent that had formed in his trousers.
"You can't take my client from me!" Jessica shouted at Sammy.
But the shouting was interrupted by a third set of footsteps coming from behind Steven. The two ladies on either side of him were too close for him to be able to swing the office chair around, not to mention the fact that the brownie batter coating his face, made it impossible to see anything.
"I think you both need to leave. This is my client. I can't believe you started without clearing this by me first! Now, get out of here and let me do my job. I'm obviously better than either of you at this." Steven couldn't quite make out the voice, but as he tried to think about it, two large pies were slammed into both sides of his head. It was by far the biggest pie sandwich he had ever received and it was glorious. He couldn't hear anything now, but the thought of three sexy women fighting over him was arousing, to say the least. He could hear them "arguing" and it didn't take long before he could feel things being thrown between the three of them, with much of the ammunition ending up on him.
After a few minutes of that, Steven tried to wipe his eyes so he could see what was going on, but as soon as he did a bucket of cake batter was poured over him. He tried again and this time pies hit him from the left, the right, and the back. He just decided to let it all happen at that point. It was amazing.
A little bit later, he felt a hand wipe out the mess from his right ear and he heard Jessica whisper into his ear, "Mind if I take a seat in your lap?"
Steven shook his head no and he felt Jessica climb onto his lap. She wiped off the mess from his eyes so he could see her and she was trashed with pie, cake, chocolate syrup(?), and blue slime. One of the other ladies handed her a sheet cake and she delicately placed it on top of her breasts, which were basically busting out of what was left of her dress. She then grabbed the back of Steven's head and pulled it into the cake, which was basically just frosting. Steven dove his head in between Jessica's glorious breasts. It was like nothing he had ever experienced. Something he would not soon forget.
Jessica climbed off his lap and he heard Sammy whisper in his left ear. "My turn." She wiped his eyes clear again so he could get a good look at her. The top of her bikini was gone. Her hair was a mess of frosting and cake batter. Her entire body had spots of cream, slime, pie, and other things he couldn't figure out but he was distracted by how sexy she looked standing in front of him. She turned around in front of him to show off her ass in the thong she was wearing. One of the other ladies placed a tall cake in Steven's lap and Sammy sat down onto the cake spreading the cake out all over Steven's lap. She proceeded to grind her ass into the cake, and Steven's lap. Steven's cock was a hard as it had ever been in the last three years. Kelly could have never done this.
Finally, Sammy stood up, wiping some cake from her ass onto Steven's face. One of the other ladies then smashed several pies into Steven's face as he was anxious to get to see mystery girl #3. As he started to wipe the pie out of his eyes, another flood of brownie batter was poured over his head, then more pies. This time the pies not only hit him in the face and head, but they also covered his body too.
Steven felt the chair get spun around so he would now be facing the woman behind him. He wiped his eyes clear and standing in front of him, completely naked and covered in mess was Kelly, his wife. And she looked sexier than she ever had before. Her red hair was a mess of chocolate and green slime. Her face had streaks of chocolate sauce and chunks of cake. Her breasts had patches of cream pie and cake batter. Her pussy had clearly been directly pied.
It was Kelly as he had never seen her before. When they had first started dating he had definitely fantasized about her like this but was too worried about scaring her off so he never brought it up.
"I know I should have told you, but I was too scared. When you thought I was cheating on you I was actually coming here. I love getting messy but was afraid to tell you. Then you got so mad, I didn't know what to do..."
Steven was still in shock but more turned on than he ever had been with Kelly before.
"Maria showed me the email when she saw the last name-"
"Stop talking and get over here." Steven finally spoke.
Kelly walked over to her very aroused husband. She grabbed his hand and pulled him to his feet from the office chair he was sitting in. The pile of mess that had accumulated on his lap fell to the floor, splattering up onto her legs. As he stood up, Jessica and Sammy grabbed the suit jacket he was still wearing and pulled it off. Kelly loosened up the tie that he had on and pulled it over his head, before pulling it down over her head. She pulled it a little tight so that the tie rested on her exposed chest. She leaned in a kissed Steven, something that hadn't happened in almost a month. Steven savored every second of that messy kiss, which caused a good bit of mess to transfer from his face to hers.
Kelly pulled back and smiled at him. "You have too many clothes on." She grabbed each side of his collar and proceeded to rip the buttons off of his shirt, revealing his bare chest and finely tuned abs. Jessica and Sammy pulled the shirt from his arms behind him. "Now, you're too clean." As if on cue, a bucket of cake batter was poured from behind him over his shoulders, flowing down his chest and his back. "That's better," Kelly said as she leaned over to lick some batter from his chest.
She then went to work on his slacks. She unbuttoned them and then slowly slid her hand to unzip them. With the mess still covering them, the weight was too much and they fell to the floor, revealing him to be wearing a pair of black boxers. Kelly got a lot closer to Steven at that point and ran her hand over the front of his boxers which were not doing a good job of hiding his very erect cock.
With one motion, Kelly pushed him backward, while pulling his boxers down, Steven stumbled a bit before landing back in the office chair that Jessica had made sure to place directly behind him. And in the chair was a cake similar to the one Sammy had sat down on in his lap. Steven landed directly on the cake and he felt it cover his naked ass and shoot out in all directions, including up and around his erect cock.
Kelly had dropped down to her knees and looked up towards Sammy. "Can I have a pie, please?
Sammy picked up a pie from the cart and looked at Steven. "Would you like the honors? She did ask for it."
Steven nodded his head in approval and Sammy handed the big cream pie to him. "I've dreamt about doing this to you so many times over the years."
Before Kelly could respond, Steven smashed the pie directly into his wife's face, sending pie in all directions. It was everything he had ever dreamed of. And as he basked in the glory of that moment, Kelly dropped her mouth onto his cock and began to suck him off as he had never imagined and like she had never done before. With all of the activities going on, it didn't take long for Steven to give him his full load. But just before he did, Jessica handed him another pie, which he promptly smashed onto the back of Kelly's head, resulting in her moaning even louder.
Kelly stood up, her face and head covered with pie and some of Steven as well. Steven knew what he had to do next. He stood up and moved Kelly to be standing in front of the chair. Jessica picked up on what was about to happen and placed another cake in the seat of the chair. Steven kissed his messy wife and pushed her back into the chair. She landed on the cake and squealed when she felt it go up and over her pussy. Steven dropped to his knees and before Kelly could get him a pie, he dove straight into her pussy with his tongue. It was covered in pie and cake frosting, but he could immediately taste how wet she was. And when he hit that perfect spot, she let him know. Her juices were flowing like a faucet. Steven felt a pie land on the back of his head and then he felt Kelly's hands rubbing all over his head as he brought her to climax.
Kelly got up from the chair and pushed Steven onto his back on the messy floor. She climbed on top of him and he wrapped his arms around her, pulling her naked, messy body against his. They kissed at that moment as passionately as they had when they had first started dating. As they kissed, apparently Jessica and Sammy emptied out everything that was left on top of them. First came buckets of blue and green slime, then buckets of cake batter, followed by another couple of buckets of thick brownie batter, which had been one of Steven's special requests as he had always wondered what that would feel like since it was so thick. There were several pies thrown onto Kelly's ass since it was a perfectly exposed target. Next was at least a couple of cans of whipped cream sprayed all over their heads as they kissed. Then bowls filled with cherry pie filling all down Kelly's back and therefore all over Steven's hands. And finally, buckets of chocolate syrup were poured over them, starting at their feet and working all the way up to their neck, as not to disturb the beautiful display of whipped cream that engulfed their heads.
Steven thought he heard Sammy say that they were going to leave them alone now and Kelly must have heard that too because she lifted up a little bit to let her hands work their way down his body. "Is that what I think it is? Are you ready again?"
"Yes, I am."
Kelly lifted herself all the way up so that she was straddling Steven, which revealed his cock, which had returned to its fully erect status. She lifted up and slid herself down onto his cock, letting out quite the noise when he entered her. "oh my god, I missed this so much."
They fucked on the floor, in the mess, each of them making it known to anyone in the building what was going on with the noise they were making. When they finished, Kelly collapsed down onto Steven's chest, both of them exhausted but smiling like they hadn't in a long time.
"Can I move back in now?" Kelly asked.
"We should have a party to celebrate you coming back home," Steven responded.
"That will mean a lot of baked goods right?"
"Has to doesn't it?" Steven responded with a grin.
"What if I forget to mail the invitations out?"
"We'd just have to figure out something to do with all of those goodies..."
Tagged male+female
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Fox_Trot:
8/29/21
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Well, i did not expect what happened after that beginning but i like it. They are a cute couple. Felt lacking detail for the payoff though as we dont really see much of the girls getting each other messy.
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