Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 4- Messy in the Bank

Alexa walked into gorilla position as her match was only a few minutes away. Alexa looked in a mirror to see her reflection. She looked at her reflection and smiled. Alexa was very excited for tonight for many reasons. The first was that she was competing in the women's Money in the Bank ladder match and was hoping that she would win and get a title shot whenever she wanted for the next day. The second reason is that this she would be performing in front of fans for the first time since February of 2020. The third, and most important, reason was that she would be debuting this new twist in her character for the first time. Alexa started to giggle as she looked around the room at her competition.

Asuka and Naomi were giggling as they stood next to each other. Things have escalated between the two since their little food fight a few weeks ago. They had gone on their first date a few days ago. They went on a date to a Japanese restaurant and went to see the new Black Widow movie. Naomi whispered in Asuka's ear "Good luck. I love you." Naomi says as she takes her hand and reaches inside Asuka's top and briefly squeezed her nipple which caused Asuka to moan. Asuka reciprocated this with a quick grab of Naomi's ass. "I don't need luck You will though in the bedroom tonight." Asuka says as she smiles at Naomi and slyly walks away to put on her ring robe leaving Naomi there to blush.

Natalya and Tamina were doing some quick stretches before the upcoming match. They were the women's tag team champions. However, they have been struggling a lot recently. They lost to the debuting tag team of Shotzi Blackheart and Tegan Nox. This ladder match would provide them a great opportunity to let that pent up rage out.

Zelina Vega was jogging in place trying to get her adrenaline up for the upcoming ladder match. Zelina had just returned to WWE after getting released last year. Zelina hoped that this run would go better than her first run. However, after losing to Liv Morgan in her return match, it looked like this run was going to be as unsuccessful as her first run. However, after being gifted with a spot in the Money in the Bank ladder match, Zelina hopes that she could capitalize on what would probably be her last chance to ascend to the top of WWE.

Liv Morgan was pacing back and forth nervously. Liv thought that this was finally going to be her time. She finally has gotten some momentum as a singles wrestler. Liv has had wins over Carmella and Zelina Vega in the weeks leading up to Money in the Bank. She had all the confidence in the world and was ready to break through in this match.

Nikki Ash was very excited. She was trying to strike up a conversation with anybody that walked by her. Nikki was very excited about her new change in character. She exchanged her crazy biker chick outfit for a superhero outfit. Nikki has hope that this change in character will get the attention of executives. Nikki was always a jobber to the stars but hoped that a win in this Money in the Bank match would get her closer to her first singles' championship in WWE. Nikki was talking to a random crew member when she was interrupted by the sound of loud pyro.

The women's Money in the Bank ladder match opened up the show. All eight women walked out. Alexa was wearing an all-black outfit. Liv Morgan came out wearing a white outfit. Nikki Ash came out wearing a blue and yellow superhero outfit. Natalya came out in a black and red bodysuit. Tamina came out in a black and pink bodysuit. Elina Vega came out in an all-white outfit. Naomi ame out in a neon-yellow outfit. Asuka came out in a green and yellow outfit.



The women circled each other up and then the bell rang. However, as soon as the bell rang, the lights went out. After a few seconds, the lights came back on and the ring is surrounded by numerous messy objects. There is a pool of vanilla pudding by the entrance ramp. There is a pool of chocolate pudding by the commentator's table. There are multiple tables surrounding the ring where there are many pies, cakes, and buckets of slime on top of the table. Alexa stood there giggling while the other women stood there stunned and confused.

All seven women started going out looking for ladders and avoiding the dessert tables and pudding pools. Alexa decided to cause some mischief. Alexa pointed to a lemon meringue pie and used her telepathic powers to cause the pie to float in the air. Alexa then moved her finger in a quick motion which caused the pie to fly through the air and smash right into Natalya's face. Natalya screams as she wipes her eyes and then she hears someone laughing behind her. Natalya turns around and sees Liv Morgan laughing at her messy state. Natalya grabs Liv by the hair and smashes Liv's face into a chocolate cake. Zelina Vega is laughing at Liv getting her face smashed into the cake. However, that changes when her world is turned is turned yellow by a surprise custard cream pie in the face from Tamina.

Nikki looks on concerned at Liv and Zelina and she does not see a rear view from Naomi coming. Naomi then grabs a chocolate cream pie and softly places it on Nikki's face. Naomi situates herself above Nikki before sitting on Nikki's face mashing the chocolate cream pie in the face. Naomi shakes her ass on Nikki's face giving Nikki a chocolate and cream stinkface. Alexa is in the middle of the ring smiling at the beginning of the messy food fight before she feels someone grabs her waist and lift her. Asuka gives Alexa a violent german suplex. Alexa retreats to the outside of the ring and Asuka chases after her. Asuka grabs a huge vanilla sheet cake looking to get revenge on Alexa. Alexa then grabs the bottom of the sheet cake and pushes it up forcing Asuka to cake herself in the face. Asuka tries to wipe her eyes when Alexa kicks Asuka in the crotch which causes Asuka to bend over. Alexa reaches down into Asuka's shorts and grabs Asuka purple thong. Alexa pulls up on Asuka's thong giving her a wedgie.

After enjoying giving Nikki a stinkface Naomi takes a ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Naomi starts climbing the ladder when Natalya and Tamina both enter the ring holding circular vanilla cakes. They approached Naomi and smashed the cakes on both sides of Naomi's face giving her a cake sandwich. Naomi falls off the ladder from being disoriented by being caked in the face. Natalya and Tamina pose in the middle of the ring. While they are posing, Liv climbs on the top rope with a bucket. Liv flings a bucket at the tag champs covering Natalya and Tamina in custard. Natalya and Tamina stand there stunned while Zelina grabs another bucket and flings it at the tag champs covering them in chocolate syrup. Both Natalya and Tamina slip and fall to the outside of the ring. Liv and Zelina confront each other in the middle of the ring and start wailing on each other. Liv takes advantage and drags Zelina over to the ring apron near the giant pool of chocolate pudding. Liv looks like she's about to power slam Zelina into the pool of chocolate pudding when Zelina gets off her and punches Liv in the crotch Zelina then grabs Liv by the hair and tosses her into the pool of chocolate pudding. Liv resurfaces completely covered in chocolate pudding.

Zelina tries to take this opportunity and climb up the ladder set up in the middle of the ring. Zelina reaches the top of the ladder and tries to grab the money in the bank briefcase. Suddenly, Alexa runs up the other side of the ladder and stares at Zelina. Alexa stares deep into Zelina's eyes, hypnotizing her. Alexa then raises her right hand and pulls an imaginary rope. All of a sudden, a stream of red cake batter falls on top of Zelina's hair and face. The stream of cake batter disorients Zelina forcing her to fall off of the ladder.

Alexa looks like she's about to grab the Money in the Bank briefcase when Nikki brings in a ladder and hits Alexa in the back with it. Alexa looks back at Nikki with a scorned look. Alexa climbs down from the ladder. Alexa makes a banana cream pie appear in her hand and turns Nikki around. she pulls open the back of Nikki's blue leotard and stuffs the banana cream pie down the back of Nikki's leotard Alexa then pulls up on the bottom of Nikki's leotard giving her a massive messy wedgie. Alexa then uses her superhuman strength to lift Nikki over her head and throw her into the pool of vanilla pudding on the outside of the ring. Nikki resurfaces completely covered in vanilla pudding and eventually pulls herself out of the pool Alexa stocks her down and grabs a giant blue cake and puts it down on the ground. Alexa then grabs Nikki and puts her over her knee and gives her a Sister Abigail which causes Nikki's face to smash into the cake, knocking Nikki out.

Alexa turns around and is immediately hit in the face with a ladder by Tamina, knocking Alexa unconscious. Natalya and Tamina both start stacking ladders on Alexa. Asuka and Naomi join in by bringing their own ladders to stack on top of Alexa. Eventually Liv and Zelina join in and stack ladders on top of Alexa as well. All six women celebrate briefly before they all race into the ring to try and grab the briefcase. There is eventually three ladders set up in the middle of the ring. Asuka and Tamina are on the far left ladder Zelina and Natalya are on the far right ladder. Naomi and Liv are on the middle ladder. These six women all try to grab the briefcase while at the same time trying to prevent one of the other women from getting it. The briefcase is swatted from left to right. after a couple of minutes of struggling the ladies feel the ladders shaking underneath them. All of a sudden, the latter holding up asuka end Tamina tips over sending Asuka and Tamina falling down into the giant pool of vanilla pudding. Then the ladder holding up Natalya and Zelina falls over sending both into the pool of chocolate pudding. Liv and Naomi's ladder tips backwards and they both fall through a table covered in desserts. Naomi and Liv are lying down through broken tables unconscious completely covered in pie and cake.

Alexa gets up from underneath the giant pile of ladders and starts to laugh. She is happy that she was able to use her supernatural powers to help her win a match like this. Alexa slowly sets up a ladder in the middle of the ring and starts to climb. Alexa starts to think of who she should cash in on as she slowly ascends the ladder. Alexa finally reaches the top of the latter when all of a sudden Nikki cross quickly climbs up the ladder and faces off with Alexa with a hand behind her back. Alexa stares deeply into Nikki's eyes trying to hypnotize her like she did with Zelina. However, before she could do that, Nikki takes her hand from behind her back showing off a strawberry cream pie. Nikki takes the pie and violently smashes it into Alexa's face. Alexa is dazed by the strawberry cream, and she slips and falls off the ladder into the pool of mess left by the food fight earlier. Nikki Ash realizes there's no one around her and unhooks the briefcase to win the match. Nikki Ash list the briefcase into the air and starts to weep little bit she just won the biggest match of her career. Alexa lays in the mess completely stunned that her plan backfired on her.

THE END