Peter was running late as he dashed from his car into the therapist's waiting room. He barely had time to lower his bottom on to one of the grey chairs when the door swung open, and Dr Olivia beckoned him into her office. Peter quickly jumped up and...

Sonya Deville has vowed to make Mandy Rose's life a living hell. Sonya could never get over the fact that Mandy chose to focus more on Otis than winning the women's tag team titles. She tried to ruin Mandy and Otis' relationship, but she was caught b...

Ode to a Splash from a Passing Car Downpour at dusk You meet corner Hey, there, Corner! Light changes, "Don't walk." Car 4th behind a left-turning one switches to its right lane, accelerates, meets puddle Hey, there, Puddle! just before...

Whilst this is the first episode of a series of fictional stories involving Lady Caroline, this particular occasion is based on a real-life experience I enjoyed, and a photographic record of which is on my UMD page. It was written in memory of the la...

Another 'Lady Caroline' story based on a real experience. xxxxxxxxxxxxx LADY CAROLINE WALKER JOURNALIST EXTRAORDINAIRRE Lady Caroline visits a Beauty Salon. Lady Caroline Walker was the third daughter of a line of minor British nobility who had...

Author's Note: I apologize for not writing in quite some time. Life has been busy and I haven't felt very inspired as of late. However, I still intend to write the next chapter of the circus saga and it will likely come next. I must first apologi...

The 4th episode of my 'Lady Caroline' stories. xxxxxxxxx Lady Caroline Stories: Episode 4 LADY CAROLINE LEARNS A THING OR TWO. Lady Caroline Walker may not be the smartest cookie on the street, but she is no fool. After all (much to everyone's...

Alex watched as Megan savored the last spoonful of decadent chocolate mousse. Their eyes connected and her luscious lips twisted into a flirtatious smile. Flickering candlelight danced around Megan's strikingly beautiful features. The pale light acc...

Ladies get booked for the calendar for a number of reasons, some for publicity, some to raise cash for charity, some just to be in with the trendy crowd, some for other reasons. The photos from each month form the printed calendar, which is sold to r...

Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures: Chapter 11: The First Title Defenses Smackdown opens up with a hair whip leading into Bianca Belair's music. Bianca walks out twirling her hair and spinning around. Bianca was wearing her blue gear from when s...

If you are unaware of the Backrooms you can learn more at Wikipedia - however, this is more than a Creepypasta. Whereas there are no hidden entities ready to steal away an unwary explorer, there are considerable other 'challenges. One thing is for su...

To be honest I was pissed off. I had agreed to take part in Emma's video project and knew that there would be some sort of catch, especially when she had mentioned a life-changing amount of money at stake. However, being pelted with an obscene numb...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing "Well, that's just great," I said after taking my first pie of the day. And naturally, that A-hole just had to pick chocolate. "What a dip wad," I sighed as I looked at my reflection in that puddle of...

It was Friday Night Smackdown and the camera is on Kayla Braxton who starts an interview backstage. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome my guest at this time: Charlotte Flair." Charlotte steps into the frame wearing her gold gear. She is returning from an...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Two Somebody took pity on me and handed me a large towel. It wasn't my former friend and her dipshit boyfriend. It was that Montana guy. After a couple of minutes, I had managed to wipe away just...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Three My so-called friends had one last trick up their sleeves. Richard wheeled out a pastry cart loaded with pies of all sorts, but mostly chocolate pudding ones. There were 26 pies on that car...

LADY CAROLINE'S REVENGE Part 1 A weekend in the country Having made the acquaintance of Susie Splosh and learned something about the sub-culture of wet and messy play, Lady Caroline was more determined than ever to get her own back on her Editor,...

LADY CAROLINE'S REVENGE Part 2 What to do on the morning after the night before! The following morning some of the party arrived downstairs clearly a bit the worse for wear and looking a bit sheepish. Brian in particular looked more than slightly...

So, the plan had been simple. Build on my love of fitness and yoga and start my own studio. I'd had an inheritance burning a hole in my purse and the desire to be my own boss. So in 2018, I opened my little studio, and we specialised in hot yoga and...

(This story is a standalone prequel to my first story, "The Wedding Reception": https://umd.net/stories/i/the-wedding-reception/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fxman10%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F) The board meeting of the Adams County Cherry Growers Association was...

"Wendy, what the fuck is going on?" I stared at her. Emma had invited me to participate in her viral video project, which had, so far, been truly weird. But for her to be asking me what was happening? I looked into her panicked eyes. She looked genu...

Who cares if it was nerdy as hell? It was just damn fun! It was Megan and Angela and I. They're both cute. Not what I want in a relationship, but this was just about having fun. We all just wanted to get off, and that's exactly what we did. I knew...

When I was a kid, there was a TV show on regularly that young people would write into and the host would fix it for them to do something they asked for. The host was later implicated in a huge scandal (after his death) so I won't name him or the show...

First time of writing, I've got some more situations for Lucy to get messy in as well. Hope you like it. Lucy's birthday was coming up and her friends were going to surprise her in style 'You remember when we were kids and we used to spray each oth...

** This is an updated and retitled version of "Kenzie Chapter One" as the series is growing away from just the one character. I hope you enjoy - more updates will follow soon. ** WAM in the West Chapter One Woody's The first time I saw Kenzie she...