(A short fantasy)

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Gwen and I wanted a special day, just for ourselves. Something fun, intimate, and special. "Couples' massage, sauna, hot tub?" She asked, pointing to a website.

"Hmm", I said, "Sounds nice, but not our style. We're more 'naked slip n' slide' than we are spa days."

"Too true", she nodded.

We perused the site, and found an option to "Tell us about you, and we'll create a one-of-a-kind experience!". "Oooh!', Gwen said, "Lets tell them." She started typing, "Naked.. slip.. and slide....also love bubble baths that are more bubbles than bath. What else? Oh! Right. Shaving .. cream.. battles.. at.. three paces.. No no, wait. NAKED shaving cream battles at three paces..". She looked at me, "What other goofy things have we done?"

I added, "Or wanted to do. Hmm. Ok, add 'full body oil massages and full contact wrestling'". Gwen chuckled, "Oh I remember that, that was fun!"

She nodded her head, her short, soft blonde hair bobbing a bit. She shifted in the desk chair, her chest jiggling which always made my heart rate increase. She typed, and eventually we had a good paragraph describing how ridiculous we were.

A day or so later, we received a response. The spa had something in mind, and if we sent a deposit they're take care of everything. So, we set up our "special" session!

We arrived at the spa, a beautiful and elegant place set into the forests along the coast. We were each led to a separate dressing room where we showered and put on lush, comfortable spa robes (and nothing else).

When I was ready, I knocked on the door to my dressing room and I was escorted to our spa room.

I entered just as Gwen walked in, also wearing a lush robe (that somehow still managed to show off her wonderfully hot body. Square shoulders, big and pert boobs, narrow-ish waist and a very nice ass, soft skin, soft hair, blue eyes and 100% smart-ass. She most definitely had my number. "Hey gorgeous!" I said. She replied, "Hey handsome!"

We waited, arms around each other's waist. The room was very nice, and we were standing on the soft floor of an adult-sized inflatable pool. Black, with high sides, and quite large. "Mud wrestling?" Gwen asked me? I shrugged.

"Not exactly! And welcome!" said a voice belonging to a smiling woman. Taller than either me or Gwen, her brown hair pulled back with a hair-tie to the back of her head. She was dressed in loose, comfortable cotton clothing, similar to what the spa employees wore. After some introductions, and small talk, April (her name) asked us "So, are you two up for anything and everything?"

"Sure!", said Gwen. "We're ready!" And after discussing some safe words, and "go" words (as in, "yes more of that please!"), April said, "Alright you two, take off your robes and hand them to me please."

Grinning, Gwen and I literally disrobed and handed them to our host. Naked, we stood arms around each other.

April said, "You two are cute! You're a very good looking couple!"

We thanked her. April then asked, "Gwen, I have a question for you. What would you think if J [me] got hit with a pie?"

Gwen snorted a laugh, "I.. am not sure!"

An assistant walked into the room and handed April a very large whipped cream pie, set in a pie crust. It was a very large pie. April asked, "Ok, let me ask a different way, then. Would you enjoy seeing J get a banana cream pie in the face?"

Gwen's (and my) eyes got bigger, and Gwen laughed, and said, "Yes! Yes I would! Sorry honey", she said to me, "but that would be amazing!".

I said nothing, but shook my head, smiling at Gwen. April said, "Gwen, do you want to see J get pied?"

Gwen nodded, laughing. April continued, "So you do think that a pie in the face is funny?" Gwen nodded, "Very!"

Gwen kissed me on the cheek and said "Looks like you're gonna get pied, lover!" and chuckled.

April, smiling now, said, "So just to make sure, Gwen, you feel that a pie in the face is funny?"

Gwen nodded, "Yes!"

April continued, "And if I delivered a pie in the face, right now, how would you feel about that?"

Gwen looked at me, and back at April, "Delighted!", and she laughed.

April said, "And you'd approve, and be delighted, to see your handsome man get pied?"

Gwen said, "Oh, most definitely!"

April asked, "So you are one-hundred-percent behind the idea of me completely plastering him with a pie?"

Gwen nodded. "Oh yeah. A hundred percent!", and grinned looking at me, and then back at April.

April looked at me and said, "Now J, there is a lot of whipped cream in this pie. It's a banana cream pie, made special just to cream someone, and cream them oh so good. Do you consent to a pie in the face?"

I said, "Yes", and Gwen jumped up and down and clapped her hands. "Yay!", and laughed.

April said, "I think that I already have Gwen's consent!" to which Gwen said "You do! You do!"

April asked me, "So, J, then, you approve if I do this?" and she pulled her arm back, the arm holding the pie, and launched the pie forward...

... right into Gwen's face. The pie landed with a loud "pop!", and splattered banana cream pie across Gwen's face, neck, shoulders, and hair. Her face was covered in pie and crust. Gwen made a muffled high-pitched squeak, and froze in shock as pieces of the pie slid down her head and landed on her chest and the floor. About half of the pie stuck to one side of her face, and the other was engulfed with whipped cream.

Once Gwen recovered from the shock, she gasped, "Oh my god!" and laughed, doubling over in laughter, very pied.

April was grinning as she was handed another banana cream pie.

"That was good! I approve!", I laughed.

April said, "Well, I'm happy that you think so!", and she slammed the pie into my face, smashing it around to cover my face from ear to ear, and most of the top of my head.

Gwen, who had wiped her eyes just in time, shrieked a laugh, and continued to laugh. She pointed at me, "Yes! Oh I love it!"

I was grinning, and just took the pie. I sighed, smiling, and slowly, comically cleared my eyes and licked cream off of my lips.

I stepped toward Gwen, and she to me and we kissed, and embraced, our kisses broken up by her giggles.

April said, "You two are a beautiful couple! Would you put your arms around each other and face me please?"

We did, as April approached us with a pie in each hand. Gwen held me tighter as I said, "Uh oh!". Gwen said, "Ruh roh!" just as April pied us both, at the same time. We held onto each other more tightly, laughed as we both got pied.

Creamed again, I turned to Gwen and smeared pie all over her neck, shoulders, and breasts. She gasped, "Oh you bastard!", and returned the favor, smearing pie all over my shoulders, neck, and chest, and finally moved a cream-covered hand to my cock. I gasped, and Gwen grinned and kissed me, "Mm, this does feel good!", and laughed. I groaned.

Gwen eventually removed her hand, and we wiped melting cream our of our eyes.

April asked, "Are you having fun?" Gwen spoke for both of us and said, "Oh my god, yes. This is fantastic!"

I looked at Gwen, "You look sexy in general, but you look really fucking sexy naked and pied!"

She kissed me, "So do you!"

April was handed two more pies. Gwen asked, "April, can I have a pie? I feel like I really want to pie J."

April handed us each a pie. "Oh, you will pie each other! On the count of three. Ready?"

We took the pies, and stood facing each other. "You are so fucked!", I grinned at Gwen. She responded, "So are you, sexy!". As we grinned, waiting for the signal to plaster each other, April said "One!"

Gwen teased giving me a pie, bring her arm back but not actually delivering.

"Two!" exclaimed April, and I slammed the banana cream pie into Gwen's face, smashing it all over her face and head. She exclaimed a muffled "MmmM!!!!" and, face engulfed in pie, said, "You fucker!" and with her free hand, blindly groped for my face, and then slammed her pie into my face. We laughed, and embraced, our bodies warm and slightly slippery and sticky at the same time. We kissed, and separated again to wipe our eyes.

I wiped my eyes so I could see. Gwen was just slowly wiping hers. She was pied from face to belly, almost all of her blonde hair splattered with cream.

April walked up and pied us both, again, by surprise, just as we'd cleared our eyes. I laughed, and Gwen yelled "Hey!", and laughed. She raised her arms, "Not fair! I can't win!"

"Let me help you!", I said, and started to smear pie all up and down her body. She felt amazing, and there was now enough whipped cream to feel more slippery than sticky. She did the same to me, and we enjoyed the sensual, and erotic, situation. "I'm getting wickedly turned on", Gwen said.

"Same here", I said. I teased her clit, and she grabbed my whipped-creamed cock and groped me. She said, "I can see that!"

April said, "Alright, you two, please take a moment, and come to the center here, and kneel down, or get comfortable. I'd like to you kiss, to feel each other's bodies, to embrace, to enjoy each other as you love to enjoy each other. Take a moment for some intimacy".

"Now you're talking", I grinned, and Gwen nodded. We moved to the center of the large inflatable pool, and got to our knees, and embraced. Body to body, we kissed, starting slowly, but getting more passionate pretty quickly. Our hands groping and caressing all up and down our pied bodies, teasing clits, cocks, breasts, asses.

April said, "Oh, you are so beautiful, you two! Keep going, please forget I'm here. And whatever happens, don't stop."

Gwen grinned at that and said, "Ruh roh!", and kissed me again. We were enjoying our intimate moment. In between fantastic, passionate kisses, Gwen said, "Something is gonna happen, just wait for it."

I nodded. April said, "Mm, you two just keep going. I'll tell you when to stop."

Gwen, grinning, said, "Ok sounds good to me! Can we fuck? I really want to have sex."

April said, "Of course you can, that would be beautiful! Just don't look up!"

Of course, Gwen, on instinct, looked up, and immediately a flow of white heavy, thick, gooey "slime" started to pour down on top of us. It tasted like vanilla and cream, and had the consistency somewhere between whipped cream, cake batter, and marshmallow. Gwen got it right in the face. It hit me on top of my head, but in no time we were both engulfed in it.

Gwen yelled in surprise, and then laughed. I cleared her face and we kissed while gallons and gallons of the stuff poured on us. Our bodies, now covered, slid and slipped against each other's, and the heavy goo was incredibly sensual on our bodies. "Oh my god.." I said. Gwen responded, "This is so good!", and she cleared her nose and mouth again.

April said, "Keep going!"

Gwen and I were now heavily into making out, and well on our way to having sex under this torrent of sweet sticky goo.

Eventually the torrent stopped but not before Gwen and I were covered literally from head to toe. We were literally dripping with creamy goo. It felt incredible, the thick substance on our skin, us totally engulfed in it.

April said, "You two look so good! How about more?"

Gwen and I said, in unison, "Oh my god.." as we were doused again in stuff. This time, a heavy white and extremely gooey, sticky substance. It did not relent, and had the consistency of flowing marshmallow, or thick caramel, leaving trails of goo as we moved under it.

It was heavy, sticky, and the sensation of it and skin on skin was driving us both wild. I fell on my back, and pulled Gwen on top of me. She immediately slid down and onto my cock. We started slowly, and in between wiping eyes, noses and mouths, had sex engulfed in this creamy, exceedingly gooey sticky, mess.

I used my hands to keep sliding over and covering her body, and in very short time we both had the most intense, loud, body-shaking orgasms we'd ever had. We kept going, and after teasing her clit while she blissfully fucked the daylights out of me, she came a second time with a loud, long yell. The gunge had stopped flowing down by now, but we were writing in a pool of it. She gasped, and got off of me, breathing heavily. Once again wiping our faces, she said, "We're not done yet!", and used her hand on me. "I want to make you come, and come, and come!", she said, and gave me a slippery, gooey, messy hand-job until I absolutely exploded for the second time, groaning loudly and begging her not to stop.

In the very messy afterglow, I just said, "Holy fuck...". Gwen grinned, her face an oasis of skin in a sea of sticky white, "Uh huh.."

April said, "That was so beautiful to watch! Thank you for that! And so much fun! Stay as long as you like! You can walk to the shower, here. When you're ready I'll start the hot water."

Gwen said "I'm so glad you were watching us. That just made it all that much hotter!"

We lay in the goo until we started to get cold, and after April started the shower for us, gingerly stepped to it to go get clean.

(End)