First time of writing, I've got some more situations for Lucy to get messy in as well. Hope you like it.

Lucy's birthday was coming up and her friends were going to surprise her in style 'You remember when we were kids and we used to spray each other with shaving foam and have a water fight on our birthdays?' Emma asked the girls, 'we could do that?' Jas joined in 'She would like that, remember she got messy at work for charity last year but moaned because they weren't real custard pies and she wanted to know all the details about when my manager got messed up when she left for a new job'. Ali lived with her and added 'You should see her when she comes home from riding her bike, she's soaked in mud and water'. Liz finished off with 'Well if she wants proper pies then we could always give them to her? Why don't we' and the girls continued planning.

Lucy came in with bags of shopping on Saturday morning. It was her birthday so she had treated herself to a few things. Ali heard the door go and shouted at her to go upstairs and do NOT come into the kitchen. Lucy went upstairs and dumped the bags on the bed, turned the music on and stripped off for a shower. She came back in and started to choose her outfit. Out of the bags on the bed she pulled a new set of pink underwear, definitely not what she would wear to work. She admired herself in the mirror, and thought her curvy figure looked great in the new underwear. Next up out of the shopping, she picked up the white box and pulled out her new bright Turquoise Rebel Swatch watch. She took off her metal watch that she wore nearly all the time, often in the shower and bed. She picked up her new Swatch and put it on, wearing it as she always did with the face inside her wrist. She admired it's bright colours and then did her make up and chose the rest of her jewellery. A pair of sparkly earrings, a pendant necklace and silver charm bracelet completed her look. Next, she went to the wardrobe to pick out her dress. She chose a short summer dress, yellow with a floral pattern. It was a perfect choice for a summer party. Last were her new tan leather strappy sandals and she was ready to party

After a short time, there was a knock at the door and Ali her housemate came to take her downstairs. 'You look amazing Lucy!' she said, 'come down, the girls are here to see you'. They went down and into her kitchen diner, now decorated with balloons and bunting with large banners over the window saying 'happy birthday' and 'Congratulations' The girls all cheered when she came in: There was petite Ali, her housemate; tall dark skinned Jas; blonde, tattooed Emma and dark haired Liz. Jas handed out glasses of refreshing drinks as the girls chatted and caught up with Lucy. She showed off her new purchases, her lovely new sandals, her bright Swatch watch and hinted at her new underwear. They stood around in the kitchen for a while drinking and eating their way through the pile of food on the table. Lucy said they should go outside for a bit but Liz replied cryptically 'Not just yet'. She noticed that the banners were completely covering the back window and door and asked what was going on. Again, the girls replied with a lot of 'Wait and see' and 'Just be patient'.

Soon though, Liz looked at her watch and suggested they go outside. 'I hope you like our surprise, we haven't done anything like if for a while' Lucy looked at the other girls for a hint of what was going on but they grinned and covered her eyes whilst Liz led her outside and told her to sit down. They uncovered her eyes and Lucy looked around. She was sat on a plastic garden chair but in a small paddling pool? What was going on? She looked around her. The table was covered in food, what looked like loads of pies and some cartons. ' What's going on guys?' Lucy asked. Was it a food fight? Looking again at the chair in the paddling pool she wondered if they were going to throw all the food at her. She became excited at the prospect of getting messy. When they were at school together, Emma started the tradition of having a shaving foam and water fight on their birthdays. Lucy had loved it and kept the tradition going. She loved being covered in the mess and soaked afterwards. Last year at work, she had suggested the idea of being pied with shaving foam. A few people weren't so sure but she managed to convince some of her colleagues to sit with her as the rest of the office threw pies at them. She obviously got the messiest and loved the slight humiliation of being messy in front of the rest of the office. Now, she loved mountain biking through the forest near her home and always came back splattered in mud and soaking wet.

Emma announced what was happening. 'We didn't know what to do, you used to love this and you've got pied at work so we thought we'd revive the old tradition but with a bit more mess' she said, sounding a bit unsure. 'Last year you got pied with shaving foam for charity but today it's going to be real custard pies. And not for charity but for fun. Our fun mainly as we're not getting involved in a fight this year' She tailed off, unsure how her friend would react to being told that for her birthday she was going to get a bunch of pies thrown at her. Lucy couldn't believe what she was hearing and loved the idea. She had only really been messy a few times as an adult and always wondered what it would be like to get completely covered. It looked like her dream was about to come true! 'So you're going to just throw pies at me?' she asked with a smile on her face. Ali nodded, 'Yep, pretty much. I don't know if you want to do it or get changed or something?' Lucy stood up and did a spin. Maybe the drinks were going to her head but she couldn't wait to start. 'I LOVE the idea guys, let's do it! And what I'm wearing is just fine. Come on, do your worst'.

Liz made the first move and picked up a pie. No one had really known what to do so they just bought a load of pastry cases and poured in a load of custard before squirting the whole thing with cream. It felt very heavy in her hands. 'Well if you want us to, here you go. Happy birthday Lucy!' She pushed the pied into Lucy's face with a wet splat sound. The pastry crumbled and the custard stuck to Lucys face. Lucy had closed her eyes just as the pie came and then it felt the thick custard hit her and drop onto her dress. She picked the bits of pie crust from her face and started laughing, looking down at the thick blobs of custard dripping onto her dress 'Oh my god!' she laughed 'I can't believe that, it's brilliant!' Emma walked up with the next pie 'Brilliant you say? Well here's another one!' Lucy had just enough time to close her eyes before the next one hit her and she then felt Emma wipe the plate over the top of her head, smearing her long hair with custard. Again she wiped the worst from her eyes and put her hands to her head picking out bits of pastry. 'Eeugh! She said but she was still grinning. Ali was next and splatted the next pie into her face without warning. Her hands were still on her head and the custard pie exploded on her face and splattered her arms with custard and cream. 'Wow, calm down Ali!' said Lucy and she could hear the other girls laughing. She flicked bits of custard off her arms and into the growing pool on her lap. 'Ok, who's next?' she asked. Jas stepped forwards and with both hands slowly tipped the pie into Lucy's face. It was the best feeling and disgusting at the same time but she loved it. She could feel the custard oozing out around the dish and covering the sides of her face. Jas kept the dish there and Lucy could feel the thick custard drop onto her hands that were in her lap with a loud wet splat. She peeled the dish off and Lucy could see again.

She looked down at the mess she was in. Custard covered her dress and was dripping down her cleavage. There was a deep puddle of goo in the lap of her dress and she could feel it soaking through to her legs. Her arms had splats of custard and cream up them and her hands were covered from resting in her lap. Her bracelet and Swatch watch were both messy too but Lucy hoped there were more pies to come. She could see some of the girls taking photos so posed a bit for them 'make sure you send them to me,' she called out 'I want something to show for all this!' The girls were laughing but Liz said 'We might have gone a bit overboard on the custard buying, but I guess as it's your birthday you could say no and we wouldn't do anymore?'. Lucy looked at the table 'how many are left?' she asked hoping there would be at least another pie from each of them. 'Maybe ten I think' said Ali. 'And some custard from work, I ordered it bulk through the kitchen' said Jas. Lucy couldn't believe it. Ten more pies and some custard, she was going to be trashed by the end of it and she couldn't wait. 'Well, no point hanging around is there. If one of you could bring me my order of pie...' Ali obliged and walked over with a heavy pie but didn't know where to put it as Lucy was already well covered. She stood to the side before taking Lucy by surprise and upending the pie on her head, dragging the dish down to smear the gloop into her long hair. The girls laughed and took more photos as Lucy tried to flick custard at Ali whilst picking pastry out of her trashed hair.

Liz stepped forwards and threw the pie which hit her low in her face and then dropped custard down her dress and cleavage. She thought about her new underwear as she felt it the cold custard soak through and onto her skin. 'Look, pass me a pie and I'll show you how to do it' she called out. She held the pie in both hands feeling it's weight. 'Nice and simple and into the face' and with that she pied herself. She could feel the custard slide out of the bottom of the dish and down her arms. She slowly pulled the dish away, holding it upright and watching custard slither down and cover the face of her bright Swatch watch. 'Now that's how you do it, next!' she called. Emma picked up a pie and told Jas to pick one too. As they walked up, Emma said they would go one either side of Lucy 'On three; one, two, three!' SPLAT. They both pushed their pies onto either side of Lucys face, covering her head in custard and cream. It dropped down onto her shoulders covering bits of her dress that had so far remained clean. Lucy couldn't believe what they had done, she was in the middle of a pie sandwich! She did her best to clear the custard out of her ears and eyes so she could see and hear again 'Oh my god you two, that was amazing' she said whilst laughing. She looked at Emma and Jas who were both had blobs of custard up their arms too from the force of the pieing. The others too had messy hands and custard splattered on their clothes. But that was nothing compared to her. She could feel like her whole head was covered and her dress was now as much custard as dress. 'I'm covered, how many more?' Liz then picked up two pies at once and walked forwards 'Girls, you missed a bit' she said mischievously as she dumped both pies at the same time onto Lucy's shoulders and smeared all the custard and cream down both her arms to her fingers. The rest gasped 'Oh my god Liz, you've covered her!' Lucy looked at her arms, dripping with custard, her bracelet clogged with the gloop and her Swatch watch was unrecognisable. 'Oh no, your new watch' exclaimed Ali. Lucy cleaned off some of the gunk 'It's waterproof so I guess it's custard proof too!' she said as she looked at it 'yep, still working fine' she said as she could see the second hand ticking around.

Jas walked up with a pie next and pied her right leg smearing the custard down over her new sandals. Emma grabbed a pie 'wait, let me do this side' she said as she covered Lucy's left leg in cream and custard. Lucy shook herself deliberately and flicked custard at the two girls as they were kneeling down 'Ugh, not us!' but it was too late as blobs of custard hit their faces, hair and clothes. Lucy was enjoying this. She looked down at the puddle of custard her hands were resting in and a mischievous thought came to her. She flicked some of the custard towards the girls who thought they had moved far enough away and they screamed again. 'Oh, sorry,' said Lucy grinning 'I hope I didn't make a mess'. Jas went to throw a pie but nearly dropped it 'Come closer' said Lucy. 'No way, you're going to throw custard at me!' replied Jas. 'As if I would do anything like that?' said Lucy, trying to sound innocent. 'I'll even put my hands behind my back'. As soon as she had done that, Jas threw her pie, another great shot in her face, more custard adding to the thick gloop covering Lucy. But Lucy threw a big handful of custard after her and it hit a few of the girls. The girls behaved with mock offence. 'Right, that's it! Let her have it!' shouted Liz who had been caught by the flying custard. The rest of the pies on the table flew thick and fast and Lucy just sat there and accepted her 'punishment' whilst loving the flying mess. Custard pies hit her face and more thick yellow goop fell into her cleavage. Next were the cans of squirty cream that they squirted over her arms and head.

The puddle of yellow slop on her lap grew deeper. Well there was no point wasting it was there? She picked up handfuls of it and smothered her head in it as the others finished off throwing pies at her. She chucked a bit around at the girls too who were now starting to get messy. 'We need more custard, grab the cartons!' shouted Jas as she handed out the 1litre cartons of custard and ripped the tops off. The girls then emptied them over Lucy, squirting her with thick yellow custard until she was unrecognisable. She sat there as the girls sang 'Happy Birthday' to her whilst flinging custard over her from every angle. She then started to chuck some of the gunk back at the girls and for a minute it was a full on custard fight. It all ended when Lucy slipped off her chair and into the deep pool of gloop that was in the paddling pool. The others all fell about laughing as Lucy slithered around in the sloppy mess. 'Well I hope you've had a good day' called Liz as she tried to take a video of Lucy, covered in custard and unable to stand up. Lucy was in heaven, trying to move in the pool but deliberately sliding around and ending up face down in custard, laughing.

Eventually she gave up and just sat there as the girls laughed as they tried to clean themselves off. They laughed as they took photos of each other and Lucy who sat and posed in her pool of custard. Eventually though, she had to get out. 'Guys, I can feel this congealing on me,' said Lucy 'can someone help me out of here?' She had been scraping off some of the custard goo but deliberately slithered and slid over again landing on her back. Emma made the first move and came over to her and knelt next to the pool. 'Hold still, I'll try and scrap some of this off you' she said as she scraped custard, cream and pastry off of a very messy Lucy. She then held out her hands and Lucy was able to clamber out of the pool. Emma who had started to get clean was now even messier, custard covering her arms and hands. 'I was just starting to get clean!' 'Oh sorry, did you get a bit messy? Said Lucy mockingly. Emma marched her over to the hosepipe and turned it on 'I think this will work best' she said and squirted Lucy with cold water. Soon, all the custard had been washed off Lucy and she was there in a very cold, very wet yellow dress. 'I'm going for a shower, don't come in for a minute'. She then walked to the kitchen where she stripped off her soaking dress and after a moments consideration, her underwear. She ran upstairs naked to the shower and washed the last of the custard and pastry from her hair. She also took off her necklace, bracelet and watch and gave these all a wash under the warm water before putting them back on again. She got changed quickly into jeans and a t-shirt before walking back downstairs with her hair still wet.

The girls were now in the kitchen and had used the towels and kitchen roll to wipe the worst of the mess from themselves but you could still see outlines of blobs of wet custard on their clothes. They cheered as she came back in 'Here she is!' 'How was it?' 'I'm fine, all the custard is out of my hair but I still smell like vanilla!' she said laughing. The music started again and the party continued with the girls laughing as they shared photos of the afternoon. Eventually all the girls left and Ali and Lucy agreed that they would clear up the kitchen in the morning. Lucy stripped off her clothes and lay in bed thinking back to the afternoon getting covered in custard whilst smelling the faint smell of custard from her body and hair.