We all arrived in the shack which was in the dark. "Lisa, are you sure we are supposed to go here?" asked Dinna? "Yes! Go inside, the showers are after this curtain..." When Dinna moved the curtain we discovered that all the Lords and Ladies were w...

Preface: Fair warning: this short story is like my previous story A Muddy Surprise at The Farm in that it is quite long by UMD standards and it is not something everyone will have the patience to read since the entire story is in a single post. It...

"Those bastards." Kayla Braxton runs off after getting accidentally slimed when a prank by John Morrison and the Miz goes wrong. It appeared like nobody saw it happen, but one person lurked in the shadows. That person was Nikki Cross. She was wearing...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! "Hi Brooke," I said as I finally laid eyes on England's (unofficial) reigning 'Queen of Messiness,' the famous Brooke Maddison. My long-awaited trip from Montana to the w...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 2 Arrrgghhh! Caught totally unprepared, I lost my balance and fell flat on my back into that slimy pit of mud. Coming up, I was wearing a fresh coat of dark brown muck, an...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 3 With the balls of my thumbs, I reached up and started massaging Brooke's nipples. Soon they became as rock hard as my dick was. As I kept titillating Brooke's magnificent t...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Aventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 4 Later, as we lay there in that shallow muck, with Brooke tracing lines through the mud on my naked stomach, while I gently played with the nipple of her right breast, I said...

Before anyone gets excited, the only part of this story that is true was that Alice Roosevelt did once jump into a ship pool fully clothed (sadly there are no pictures available, nor is there any indication that any other women joined her), everythin...

Peter was running late as he dashed from his car into the therapist's waiting room. He barely had time to lower his bottom on to one of the grey chairs when the door swung open, and Dr Olivia beckoned him into her office. Peter quickly jumped up and...

Sonya Deville has vowed to make Mandy Rose's life a living hell. Sonya could never get over the fact that Mandy chose to focus more on Otis than winning the women's tag team titles. She tried to ruin Mandy and Otis' relationship, but she was caught b...

Ode to a Splash from a Passing Car Downpour at dusk You meet corner Hey, there, Corner! Light changes, "Don't walk." Car 4th behind a left-turning one switches to its right lane, accelerates, meets puddle Hey, there, Puddle! just before...

Whilst this is the first episode of a series of fictional stories involving Lady Caroline, this particular occasion is based on a real-life experience I enjoyed, and a photographic record of which is on my UMD page. It was written in memory of the la...

Another 'Lady Caroline' story based on a real experience. xxxxxxxxxxxxx LADY CAROLINE WALKER JOURNALIST EXTRAORDINAIRRE Lady Caroline visits a Beauty Salon. Lady Caroline Walker was the third daughter of a line of minor British nobility who had...

Author's Note: I apologize for not writing in quite some time. Life has been busy and I haven't felt very inspired as of late. However, I still intend to write the next chapter of the circus saga and it will likely come next. I must first apologi...

The 4th episode of my 'Lady Caroline' stories. xxxxxxxxx Lady Caroline Stories: Episode 4 LADY CAROLINE LEARNS A THING OR TWO. Lady Caroline Walker may not be the smartest cookie on the street, but she is no fool. After all (much to everyone's...

Alex watched as Megan savored the last spoonful of decadent chocolate mousse. Their eyes connected and her luscious lips twisted into a flirtatious smile. Flickering candlelight danced around Megan's strikingly beautiful features. The pale light acc...

Ladies get booked for the calendar for a number of reasons, some for publicity, some to raise cash for charity, some just to be in with the trendy crowd, some for other reasons. The photos from each month form the printed calendar, which is sold to r...

Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures: Chapter 11: The First Title Defenses Smackdown opens up with a hair whip leading into Bianca Belair's music. Bianca walks out twirling her hair and spinning around. Bianca was wearing her blue gear from when s...

If you are unaware of the Backrooms you can learn more at Wikipedia - however, this is more than a Creepypasta. Whereas there are no hidden entities ready to steal away an unwary explorer, there are considerable other 'challenges. One thing is for su...

To be honest I was pissed off. I had agreed to take part in Emma's video project and knew that there would be some sort of catch, especially when she had mentioned a life-changing amount of money at stake. However, being pelted with an obscene numb...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing "Well, that's just great," I said after taking my first pie of the day. And naturally, that A-hole just had to pick chocolate. "What a dip wad," I sighed as I looked at my reflection in that puddle of...

It was Friday Night Smackdown and the camera is on Kayla Braxton who starts an interview backstage. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome my guest at this time: Charlotte Flair." Charlotte steps into the frame wearing her gold gear. She is returning from an...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Two Somebody took pity on me and handed me a large towel. It wasn't my former friend and her dipshit boyfriend. It was that Montana guy. After a couple of minutes, I had managed to wipe away just...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Three My so-called friends had one last trick up their sleeves. Richard wheeled out a pastry cart loaded with pies of all sorts, but mostly chocolate pudding ones. There were 26 pies on that car...

LADY CAROLINE'S REVENGE Part 1 A weekend in the country Having made the acquaintance of Susie Splosh and learned something about the sub-culture of wet and messy play, Lady Caroline was more determined than ever to get her own back on her Editor,...