Ladies get booked for the calendar for a number of reasons, some for publicity, some to raise cash for charity, some just to be in with the trendy crowd, some for other reasons. The photos from each month form the printed calendar, which is sold to raise cash for the cause. The multiple camera video version is sold for a further premium. Ladies can manage their own entry or can be helped out by 'Helping Hands' the masked calendar manager who bears a striking resemblance to the Phantom Flan Flinger from UK TV of many years ago.

So, there is no mystery why Sofia is appearing in the calendar - it is to promote her own clothes line! Sofia arrives in her own label clothes, the tight darker blue jeans, the one shoulder strap top with blue and white horizontal stripes and some black high heel sandals. Sofia has on some simple linear earrings and of course her makeup is fresh and great. Sofia's thick wavy hair is long with some subtle highlighting.
Sofia comes onto the stage with all her usual confidence and seems completely unfazed by the food items all along the side boards. Sofia spots HH and goes over to him and lets him have her huge smile and says, "So you are Helping Hands?" Sofia's sexy Latin accent is in full flow.

HH just nods.

"So, I hear you are pretty good with the pies and mess and stuff!" Sofia gives a laugh. "Well I have to tell you I have been pied by the best - the real experts! Jlo! Anne Hathaway! All the best! So, you have a lot to live up too!"

It's hard to tell but HH does not look concerned.

"Ok, strong and silent type. Ok well we need a starting photo, right?" Sofia says still with her huge smile.

HH nods and Sofia goes center stage, HH hands her two massive strawberry cream pies to hold, one in each hand. Sofia starts a series of seductive poses holding the two pies, giving the camera her trademark flirtatious smile.

Once the starting shot is secured Sofia is facing forward but turns her head to HH and says, "So! Am I going to get these in my face?"

HH steps forward but does not take the pies but undoes Sofia's jeans and then pulls them down all the way to her ankles! Sofia is wearing a bright green satin thong and just has to stand there holding the pies as this is done to her. HH takes one of the pies from Sofia and then slaps it onto the front of her hips! HH rubs the pie around Sofia's hips, down her thighs and between her legs!

"I see you are serious!" mutters Sofia as HH takes the second pie. HH's only response is to do exactly the same with the second pie!

Next HH makes Sofia shuffle over the one of the side tables where a huge lemon and cream cake is sitting. Once Sofia is stood a couple of feet in front of the cake she gives the camera a knowing look so we are clear she understands what happens next. Indeed, HH gets his hand on the back of Sofia's head and pushes her face deep into the cake! HH slowly rubs Sofia's face around in the cake for a while as she is bent over.

HH leaves Sofia to splutter in the cake and then picks up the first of three huge cream pies and slaps them in turn on Sofia's curvaceous bottom and then rubs the thick cream around over her behind and down the back of her thighs. There is plenty of cream from the pies to get a thick coverage.

Slowly Sofia stands up, her face is thickly covered, some of her thick hair is creamy as well, her hips plastered in mess, her thong no longer visible. Sofia wipes her eyes clear and HH takes this time to get a nice clear, plastic bucket, which is full of porridge! HH pulls Sofia's jeans back up to about mid-thigh level. As HH pours the porridge into the jeans even Sofia's jaunty self-confidence seems shaken by all the porridge going into her jeans! Of course, once the bucket is empty HH pulls up the tightly fitting jeans and does them up. A Close up shot shows porridge oozing up over the waistband of the jeans even as the denim tight around Sofia's hips takes on a slimy, wet look!

"Wow, that sure is slimy and yet lumpy" mutters Sofia.

Now HH is holding a pair of scissors! With these he cuts the one shoulder strap of Sofia's top and pulls it down so it sits bunched up round her waist! Sofia is revealed to be wearing a green satin bra without shoulder straps. Sofia stands waiting the inevitable next thing! Sure enough HH gets a bucket of thick but smooth custard! HH slowly and carefully empties this bucket all over Sofia's ridiculously large boobs soaking them and her bra. A thick steam of custard runs down her stomach and then down over the outside of her jeans. HH finishes off Sofia's bust by building a large pile of whipped cream in her cleavage from a large can.

HH guides Sofia a few steps to a chair that is facing toward the camera. The chair has a huge cream cake on it. Sofia lets herself be sat in the cake, which oozes out nicely from under her bottom and up between her thighs! HH quickly acquires a large jug of clear honey which he patiently and accurately pours over Sofia's feet to make them super sticky and to ruin her shoes!

Sofia wiggles her toes in disgust as HH gets a bucket of baked beans! Sofia stares ahead as HH starts to pour the beans over her head. The beans move down covering Sofia's face and nearly all her long hair. HH goes for another bucket, and returns with one full of semolina pudding! This is also emptied over Sofia's head, the mix of beans and semolina spreading out over her shoulders, down her bare back and dropping off her chin in big blobs to splatter on her denim clad thighs. HH's third bucket is mushy peas which tend to cling more to Sofia's messy hair as HH pours them over her, a big lump of them lands in Sofia's impressive cleavage.

Sofia needs a moment or two to clear her sight after this assault, when she does she finds HH there with a coconut cream pie in his hand.

"Ok, ok I admit it. You are pretty good at this!" concedes Sofia in her sexy voice. "So just before I get that pie I want to say - 'Sofia's jeans - none better for getting trashed in!!'"

HH lets Sofia have the pie in her face and the final shot is taken with the broken pie base still stuck to Sofia's face, she is barely recognizable for all the mess on her!