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Nerdy Threesome
Story by DiabloDM
Posted 7/12/20     695 views
Who cares if it was nerdy as hell? It was just damn fun!

It was Megan and Angela and I. They're both cute. Not what I want in a relationship, but this was just about having fun. We all just wanted to get off, and that's exactly what we did.

I knew Megan had always been interested in me, and we had talked about messy sex together a few times before. She was willing, but always taken. Really good guys too, so I couldn't argue. But when the breakup happened, I figured I'd ask.

"Hell. Yes."

It had been a while since she had gotten laid, and she couldn't say yes fast enough. It was just a huge bonus, having Angela fall in and want to do it as well. Friends had wanted to set us up, and while we didn't click that way, she was up for some simple, fun sexplay.

Damn it, for once in my life, I just got really lucky.

The details came together quickly: We all agreed we needed a few days off, so calendars for the weekend were quickly cleared. I already had most of the things I needed to prep the room, so no big investment there. Outfits? Simple: White t-shirts, so as to show the mess, and something on the bottom to start with. I'm not fan of just being naked right away. Where's the fun in that? We all agreed, beyond knowing the basics, we would not share pictures of ourselves ahead of time. A little surprise would make things that much more entertaining.

Megan was the one who came up with the super nerdy idea: Gaming to see who got messy. We settled on Dr Mario. Simple puzzle game, works well head to head, and we could wrap the controllers easy enough. But I wanted a little chance to it too: I set up a bunch of envelopes with messy items on cards in them. You won, picked an envelope, and then opened it to see how trashed you were going to get. Not for humiliation, really. We all wanted to get destroyed. Just, mix things up a bit.

We also agreed that this would be a one time deal, so when it came to shopping, it was go big or go home. Everyone chipped in about $100 worth of messy items, and we kept it to things that would be fun to play in and be covered in for a while: Pudding, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, applesauce, cake batter and then the cakes. We might have gone a bit overboard there. The collection was like we had bought out the Wal-Mart bakery department! There was just so much, and it was all incredible.

Setup actually went a lot faster than I had planned. I got the room pretty well ready to go the day before, all the tarps up and everything. The ladies arrived in the morning, and it was just a matter of getting all the play supplies out of their cars, moving the electronics into the room, and then getting all the mess set up. Instead of taking all day and being super tiring, like it is doing things myself, it was really upbeat and quick. I guess we were all just really horny and ready to get off! After getting everything but the whipped cream ready, I let the ladies head off into the other room to get dressed? Undressed? Ready, I guess. I mean, for me, there was no makeup or anything. I pretty much just changed my shirt and took off my shorts, revealing a pair of tight, black boxers underneath. It left very little to the imagination, and I knew Megan and Angela wouldn't mind. I brought the whipped cream piled plates into the bedroom, did a final check to make sure everything was there, then lowered the final tarp. I sat down in the pool, surrounded by a mountain of messy supplies, and waited.

Yeah, the hard on came pretty quick, just looking around and thinking about what was coming. And I wasn't disappointed by what I would see.

The knock came quick, and the pair opened the bathroom door, revealing two women ready for play. They were wearing shirts barely. Both had ripped them to reveal quite a bit, and their nipples were certainly poking through. Megan had gone with shorts similar to mine, but in red, perfect for showing off all the mess they would take. Angela had decided on a blue bikini bottom, also leaving little to the imagination.

I admit, I could have come right there. They're both just friends, not models, but they looked amazing, and it wasn't hard to tell they wanted each other almost as much as me.

Megan and Angela wandered over and had a seat in the pool. Megan, knowing exactly how much I had been looking forward to this, sat in my lap and gave me a deep kiss, smudging a bit of lipstick. I don't think she had intended to put her hand down right onto my cock when she kneeled down, but she did that perfectly as well.

With my head swimming just a bit, I suggested they go first. They adjusted where they sat and took the controls, while I sneaked a quick look from behind. Those were going to be fun asses to cover, and Angela's longer hair was going to be hot covered in all this mess.

The game started, and after a few moments, Angela got the first round. She drew an envelope, opened it, and smiled at the first mess:

Plate of pudding.

I debated smushing it into her face, but instead, I plopped it on top of her head, covering her hair in chocolate. Angela shrieked, but also seemed to love it, with some dribbling onto her shirt as well.

My turn.

Megan beat me right at the finish, but I just didn't mind. I'd get to see both ladies messy before I got a drop on me. She opened the envelope

Store bought pie.

Per Angela's suggestion, Megan sat on it. The combination of whipped cream and pudding splattered all over her backside, and she made sure to shake her ass a little bit, just for us. Angela couldn't help herself, and grabbed Megan's ass, soliciting a little moan. Angela then reached for the controller and started the next game. Even with the distraction of the beautiful, splattered ladies next to me, I took it. I opened the envelope

Cake batter bowl. I was going to be trashed quicker than the others. Awesome.

Angela quickly grabbed the bowl of blue batter, and my world briefly disappeared. I just didn't care. The next thing I knew, 4 hands were rubbing the mess in, all over my body.

After that, it was a blur. The first full bottle of chocolate syrup going over Megan was a highlight. Angela revealing her tits before smashing a small sheet cake into them was perfect. And the first time I started fucking Angela damn. I know I had multiple orgasms, but I lost count of theirs. All I know was that each of us seemed to have no problem getting off.

Hours later, after we had played for so long, we were in the shower naked together when there was an agreement: In 3 months, if we were all still single, this was happening again.

Lucky twice in my life? Works for me.



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Rewritten / Reformatted 7/16
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