The instant Blue appeared with my birthday cake, I knew. She knew. We both smiled! Some of you, having read this blog for a while, might know why we were smiling. It did have tons of creamy frosting on it...too much, really... Blue lit all 31 ca...

Ewan and Jodie had been best friends ever since they'd met at school. As they'd grown up, their friendship had grown and matured although never romantically. They had made fun of one another when they'd started dating and supported each other when th...

A Messy Affair - Part 1 "So we meet tonight?" "Yes, she's going to an event, she'll take the horsebox in the morning and will be away until late on Sunday, that'll give us Friday night and Saturday, you can go on Sunday after breakfast which may wel...

I stuttered something, it could have been an apology. I had been pretty much caught unawares, as I was tarred and feathered, wrapped up in plastic silage wrap lying before the wife of the man who had willingly done this to me. What the hell she was d...

This is part 2 of 4 and and still mainly setting everything up for part 4 and hopefully other future stories (assuming everyone doesn't hate it). I've marked it as coed as it is a story about a girl and a guy - but advanced warning that the messy par...

This is the last part. I've marked it as coed as it is a story about a girl and a guy - but advanced warning that the messy part is on the guy. Friday: - Night Frozen pizza and straight on the beers as soon as he was home and Callum and Gregg were...

It was almost my birthday when Tina asked what I wanted for my birthday. Tina is my wonderful wife and while she knows all about my little kink and has got messy with me on several occasions it was not her favourite thing. "I would like to play a li...

"Welcome, everyone, to Lover's Quarrel, the game of sweet revenge!" As the lights rose on the stage, the spotlight centered on the show's host, Missy Springfield, bedecked in a shimmering red evening gown. Missy glamorously tossed a lock of her blond...

I sat beside the fountains with Heidi. She wore her navy blue sailor dress, one of the first outfits I ever bought her, with navy blue bra and panties underneath. We had planned this outing over a week ago, made the pies the night before, but a mild...

Author's Note! When I first started writing this story, I had envisioned a final version where the audience had a role in determining the results. by the time I got to writing the ending, though, the final tally had shifted a couple of times, and I...

Author's Note: When I first started writing this story, I had envisioned a final version where the audience had a role in determining the results. by the time I got to writing the ending, though, the final tally had shifted a couple of times, and I...

Having been into wet clothes for a long time and exploring my fetish at every opportunity I remember one time seeing an advertisement for a juvenile cancer benefit at a small local mall near me, a Jello Jump! There were to be volunteers that would ob...

We open at the backstage breakfast buffet; DARON and NORM hold trays as they peruse the various food choices. DARON: So I suppose you're going to tell me I'm a big fraud and this whole "giving up being messy for Lent" thing is a giant ruse, right?...

Lauren's Holiday (Fun in the Mud) This purely fictional story is posted as a tribute to Lauren19. With her agreement! In fact, she might even be about to update the story herself...........(her memory of events is probably clearest of all!) Lauren...

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Rachel had a reputation as a no-nonsense businesswoman which she'd worked hard to maintain so as to succeed in a male dominated industry. Although in truth she was as fun loving as anyone else, if not more so as she had an abiding love of slapstick h...

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The Making of Katie Another story about Katie, the lifeguard! (She's not just a pool attendant any longer!) Anyone following these stories knows that Katie has had a bad time. She's just had an abortion, and the emotional scars take time to heal....

The Making of Katie Another story about Katie, the lifeguard! (She's not just a pool attendant any longer!) Anyone following these stories knows that Katie has had a bad time. She's just had an abortion, and the emotional scars take time to heal....

I have to say in all my 31 years i have experienced my fair share of terror moments. Sometimes its nearly getting in a car crash, other times its cooking sunday lunch and forgetting you have the oven set with Centigrade not Fahrenheit. But this weeke...

Just a short one from when we were dating. One of my friends from work invited us over to watch the game. Flax pond - warm Superbowl Sunday, like 50 out. We're at a house party, fire out on the ice, snow and ice melting so there's a couple inches o...

Katie Takes Charge Katie was delighted at the success of her application to become the new manager of the pool and to be the first person to hold this post. It was as if she was putting her setbacks behind her, she was feeling much better in her mi...