1 By the end of the act, Rory is down to his underpants. On some wacky pretext or other, his chef's white hat, check trousers and t-shirt have either fallen, been ripped away or snatched off him, and for the last manic minutes of his performance he's s... |
It was written many years ago by the then girlfriend of our girl (now ex-girlfriend). Sorry about our English it's a computer translation. The original is in Russian.
...Her white patent-leather high-heeled shoes sank slowly into the mud at the ver... |
James opened the door and quickly threw off his coat and shoes and dropped his keys. He was looking forward to relaxing after a long day at work and, with Amber at her sister's for the weekend, he had the house to himself. The silence of the apartmen... |
1 - Apologies to all you oche fans, but we're interrupting the darts to take you straight over to The Slapstick Olympics where I've been told something extraordinary is happening. Trevor Greenwood is our commentator at the scene. Trevor -
- Thanks, Mi... |
3 A Wet Night to Remember..
Part 1
It was the third week of August, and summer was ending. The summer had been uneventful, both in terms of dating, relationships, or for that matter, even sexual encounters. You could say that I had been in a bit of a... |
2 custard pie male clowns stooges stocks pillory endurance humiliation discipline speedos slapstick stunts 'No flinching,' Mark, our tutor, says.
At arm's length, one of my fellow students is holding a paper plate, overloaded with goo. I'm about to be hit in the face with a pie.
Mark gives me more instructions. 'I don't want to see you blink or scrunch... |
1 A nice dinner, a walk along the river, a few soft kisses the romance of the evening was the perfect buildup for what was to follow. The planning and preparation only served to increase the anticipation. James and Amber had set everything up before h... |
2 Messy Riding Lessons - Chapter 8 - Changing Roles
I have written a large number of stories, however, due to 'reasons', I had a big founce and took most of them off a while ago. Therefore, I am posting this which is a new story (freshly baked this ve... |
Following the carnage of the last episode of "Pies and Prizes The Revenge" Mark was somewhat apprehensive about meeting up with Penny the show's Producer especially after she had been destroyed on the set during the show's finale. The meeting was to... |
'Please..please..quiet. Quiet please.' Zoe's voice echoed around the interior of the castle, the reverberations drowned out by the unearthly wailing and eerie howling that she had utterly failed to silence. For anyone it would have been a vain attemp... |
4 slapstick training male clowns flourandwater paste endurance underpants humiliation discipline pies nudity Greg Armstrong is teaching - and he's completely naked. A group of first year students are gathered round him, watching, while he takes a shower. He's sluicing off the flour and water paste that had been tipped over him almost an hour previously, and... |
'So...you think you have what it takes to become part of the Jean D'Arc sonority? Hmmm?'
That question that flowed from Freya's lips was directed towards an assembled line of four young women who were truly a sight to behold. While they all differed... |
2 Over the following 4 weeks Mark reflected on the success of his new show "Messy Money". Not only had the ratings proved a boost for the ailing Splosh TV, but Mark had thoroughly enjoyed each episode which had consisted of bikini clad beauties being p... |
Kira Li is a American born Japanese woman in her late 20s. She too was one of the cast of women from SplatInTheVat Studios. One day she was having coffee and chatted with Mackenzie and Erika.
"I'm telling you it was 101 Dalmatians live action that s... |
Mary was the student president at her college which brought with it many duties and responsibilities alongside her studies. For instance, she'd just spend two hours in an appeal meeting arguing against fines imposed on students who had parked in the... |
(Note: Although I am used in this story, to represent me, I have not yet begun my actual transition)
Well, I definitely am a bit of a city girl....bitchy, lately lol yes. That's what happens when I finally completed your final transition surgery, an... |
** {YN} is 'your name.' **
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"{YN}, where are we going?" Elizabeth asked while you were driving to the location.
You smiled as you used one hand to link... |
2 Gemma and Natasha had been playing for hours. They were best friends and were regulars at the girls' badminton club. Curly-haired blonde Gemma was the smaller and slighter of the two, with her most striking features being her dreamy blue eyes, cute t... |
A loud speaker crackles to life Hello, and welcome to M.M.M Industries and today we are proud to unveil and test are newest machine The Slime You Silly 9000! You have chosen or been chosen via random draw to be are test subjects for today.You will ea... |
The man and the boy stood before me in their sodden, dirtied garments. Their faces were smeared with rotten foodstuffs, their hair caked with ash. The boy had begun to shiver. My decision would decide the course of their lives.
'If it please you, my... |
3 He pulls open my costume at my waist while his other hand steadies the brimming bucket. I know what's coming, though my face has to say, 'Whatever's next?' as he looks around for encouragement. 'Dare me?' A wall of laughter cheers him on. Yet he does... |
1 When I was a young adult (I think I was 19) I managed to appear in the audience of a studio-based wildlife TV programme, aimed at young people. It was a fun show with lots of crazy stuff going on, but also informative. On this particular day, somebod... |
2 "You are in the middle of a quiet, uninhabited forest. The only thing you can hear is the twitter of birds on a tree somewhere nearby. The evening is approaching. The sun is slowly setting somewhere behind the trees, and you know that you need to ret... |
1 Learning Your ABC's
There you sit in a high school desk in your catholic school girl outfit complete with white tight high stockings, short plaid shirt, white button down shirt with a pair of lacy bra and satin white panties. Your hair is pigtails... |
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