I have to say in all my 31 years i have experienced my fair share of terror moments. Sometimes its nearly getting in a car crash, other times its cooking sunday lunch and forgetting you have the oven set with Centigrade not Fahrenheit. But this weekend i was (un)lucky enough to experience the extremely rare 'caught messy by your very sexy best friend'.

Now i know that sounds a little contrived, but hear me out. I have a female friend, who i have long considered to be my best friend - we get on proper good, same interests and same sense of humour. We've almost got together a few times over the years, near misses, a few late night drunk and new year kisses etc.

The main kicker to this is we both have a key to each others houses as we tend to hang out a lot - you see where this is going?

Today i was bored at home, and hadn't had any fun for a few days so decided, why not raid the fridge and cupboards and see what i can find. Fast forward to me in the bathroom with some nice sloppy foods and me in a pair of tightish fitting white boxers - you have to see where this is going by now?

There i am mid messy fun session, custard over over my head, a dozen eggs in the back of and 4 or 5 cans of spaghetti down the front my pants and with an absolute raging erection when i hear my front door open

In she comes unannounced - which isn't a rare thing - and she calls out where i am. She knows i must be home as my car is outside and the radio is on downstairs.

There i am, completely frozen in terror as i hear her coming up the stairs. A few seconds go by and i hear her walk across to my bedroom and then back onto the landing. Now, expecting to be completely alone all afternoon, muggins here decided there was no need to have my bathroom door closed (hindsight is a wonderful thing!) So just a few more steps and there she would find me.

I think my luck is in as i hear the floorboards creak as she moves back towards the stairs. Turns out lady luck decides to throw me a curveball, and it as this moment that a rather large amount of spaghetti slides out of the leg of my boxers, down my leg and splats down onto the bath. Proceed to the floorboards creaking again, ominous footsteps and the inevitable shadow across the wall as she walks into the bathroom to investigate the noise in a seemingly empty house.

Now at this point you might think this to be the worst moment of my life, and for about the first 3 seconds or so it was! Luckily this story has a rather fortuitous ending.

Round the edge of the door she comes, and looks round to find me in a state i would not really have expected anyone to have found me in. Being in the shower in just a pair of boxers is one thing. Being in the shower in just boxers covered in custard, and with the boxers bulging with spaghetti is another.

Being in the shower, covered in custard, pants full and a very obvious hard cock is something completely different!

Best friends often both have secrets that they keep from each other. Mine are that i get aroused by people getting covered in food, and that i have had a crush on her for ages. Turns out hers is that she likes me too (but i found that out about 10 minutes after this moment).

So there i am, and there she is. Me in the shower, very much obviously aroused, and her now locking eyes with me with a look of 'ok this is a bit weird'.

Now i've been caught once before by a cousin whilst messy, and that was much more of an 'ok', then her turning around and leaving the room.

Being caught by someone you have a crush on, who decides to not immediately turn and leave is very much a different story...