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Superbowl Sunday
Story by Blaze68x
Posted 3/12/19     704 views
Just a short one from when we were dating. One of my friends from work invited us over to watch the game.

Flax pond - warm Superbowl Sunday, like 50 out. We're at a house party, fire out on the ice, snow and ice melting so there's a couple inches of water too. Everybody's using a plank near shore to get back and forth. One of the chicks tries the ice and falls through, now there's a hole.
Rather than avoid it because they're all about a dozen Jello shots into it on top of the beers, they wander over to her. She's standing waist deep in the water laughing about not spilling her drink. First one, her sister, gets a little closer, stomps on the ice to see how thick it is. It starts cracking and she just stands there as it very slowly fills with water and she drops through. Suzy and her friend just walk up to the edge of the hole and let the ice break under them and in they go. We're just staring in disbelief and the dude who's house we're at - his wife grabs a six pack and joins them. The whole pond is like 4 ft. deep all across, so they're up to their armpits in water, fully dressed, Pat's jerseys over turtlenecks, like they were going to a Gillette stadium, and they're jumping up and down cheering for the Patriots while one of the neighbors is laughing his ass off and video taping them.
Because it had been so cold all week, they were all layered up with long underwear and sweaters under the jeans and jerseys so they said it wasn't too cold, (of course they were drunk too) but they all jumped in the hot tub before they stripped down. Spent the game in borrowed sweats and pajamas but they all went home dressed like they came after the clothes came out of the dryer.
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