I was in a meeting today and it was about a new data system that would monitor a wide area Now obviously the team that developed it didn't realise that giving it the acronym WAM for wide area monitor would make my day so I couldn't help smirking ever...

This is not going to work, I thought to myself as I struggled to keep my junk contained within the bright pink bikini bottoms. The fact that I have a rather large cock didn't help, actually, that is not accurate it was probably only slightly larger t...

This is a true story and before anyone asks yes there are pictures but no I won't be sharing as I like my privacy also they are not digital and for some reason I like that. It happened around almost 20years ago now when I was in my early 20s. Just t...

It was almost my birthday when Tina asked what I wanted for my birthday. Tina is my wonderful wife and while she knows all about my little kink and has got messy with me on several occasions it was not her favourite thing. "I would like to play a li...