I've written numerous What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This "Jake and Lila" series of stories is inspired by the show, but different. Jake and Lila a...

"I hope you have a good time during your summer vacation." Oren said to his car as he drove through town. "I'm sure the weather should be amazing." "Eh, it's just Bora Bora. Just beaches, my bitches, drinking and flirting if any of the guys are int...

When Bianca called her husband Darryl a bit of a clown, she was speaking the literal truth. That was because every Saturday afternoon he dressed up as a six-foot-tall blue chicken to become the mascot of the local football club. At first it seems a h...

My leathers were grinding and creaking in Kristi's arms and she dropped them in a pile on the floor. Then Kristi and Caroline both disappeared into the bedroom together. Caroline came back out first wearing nothing but my Black Vinyl Trench coat. Th...

It was a Saturday morning when my partner had gone out and left me the whole house for a couple of hours, as I sit there thinking what to do weather to go to the gym or laze around I then decide on the gym, getting dressed with my under armour t shir...

Wait... what? Um... surprise! (nervous laugh). So, for anyone who was happy with the way part 4 ended (you monsters), you can treat that as the ending. For anyone left feeling... unfulfilled, read on... More explanation in the first comment. Part 5...

Firstly, I would just like to say thank you for such a lovely warm welcome back, from those who remember me and those I am just meeting. Someone suggested to me that they think my comeback video should involve custard, I used to have a custard bath v...

We open at center stage; DARON stands confidently as JACKIE and AMANDA appear. AMANDA: Hey Daron, how's it going. DARON: Great, now! JACKIE: Now? Why now? DARON: It's Lent! AMANDA: Yeah, so? JACKIE: I think I see where this is goin...

Wendy was always asking Tim if she looked fat , he always answered " of course not honey you're not fat". Wendy and Tim had been together for a few years now and over time Wendy had gained some weight 15 lbs or so ,she still looked smoking hot mind y...

It took my breath away, how good it looked. The music was deep, resonating. Spotlights ran in random patterns across the front of the screen. Footlights swivelled up, casting columns of light that danced and played across the screen. It slid apart an...

It was Saturday morning TV on a warm April weekend. Emily Parker is sat alone watching cartoons such as the Racoons and her favourite TV show, Chucklevision. At the end of our viewing session she is enjoying watching magazine show, Live and Kicking f...

What Would You Do? continues its 30th anniversary run on Comedy Central, and so far, it has been unrelenting in its messy brutality. > In its debut episode, a young man failed a yoga challenge and was on the receiving end of a pie barrage in the n...

*Author's note: As per my usual stories (with the possible exception of my last one), there is no explicit sexual content in this story. Its purpose is merely for displaying a messy sensation, a little titillation, and pure humiliation. This account...

The lights flicker and the crowd once again erupts as Paige struts onto the stage. The smile on her face speaks volumes as she grabs a microphone. "Hello everyone and welcome back to our Messy in the Bank special! In case you missed show, I'm happy...

TEN MESSY CHALLENGES Colin Grey (cross-dressing splosher extraordinaire) still had one unsullied outfit in his wardrobe. It was a long-sleeved, floral dress in a red pattern with a separate frilly, pink underskirt that he had purchased it in a ch...

It was after the first hour of a raucous Monday Night Raw that all of the lights in the arena dimmed. After a long pause, and a silent anticipation from the crowd, Stephanie McMahon appeared on the big screen, and the crowd came unglued at the site o...

Mark was idly thinking of past messy adventures when he was interrupted by the ping of an incoming e mail on his phone. Bizarrely it was from Penny his co messy friend from previous adventures. After the initial inquiry about his health Penny set ou...

This is part one of a fiction story which is based on REAL events that take place in NE Scotland. This is a tradition called BLACKENING THE BRIDE. YES, it is exactly what it sounds. In the weeks before her wedding, the Bride-to-be is covered in lo...

And as the applause dies down Ira walks back onto the stage looking a bit flustered. However she has freshly blown dry hair and new makeup. Ira is wearing a glamours outfit, some red matt leggings, matching red high heeled ankle boots and a red satin...

Ira was pleased to have been invited to the drinks party at the National Hotel a very central Hotel, a little old and tired institution. The event was just an industry networking event but it would be a nice end to the week. However on the actual Fr...

It is a leaving party for a Daria as she leaves the Robin Office for a new job. Daria is a quiet girls and has never really taken part in the pranks and jokes of the office. But her leaving do is a lively affair and has been going on for a while. N...

I creaked my eyes open, rubbing out the sleep and staring blindly into the near pitch black bedroom. A small shimmer of light gleamed in through the cotton voile that draped over the window. A clear night sky let through a beam of moonlight that allo...

I know my last blog was pretty depressing and not a great start to my messy life. But I've had a lot of years to think it through, to come to terms with what happened to me and what I was left with. Telling someone about what was happening to me by t...

I've been misbehaving all day. I tell you I'm going to apologize for misbehaving earlier with a present; I blindfold you and take you into the bathroom for your "surprise." I sit you down in the middle of the bathroom in a chair. I handcuff you aroun...

This was written by request for a UMD'er The lights came on, the audience cheered, whooped and applauded as if their lives depended on it and the hostess bounced onto the set in front of the audience. Her name was Charlotte, she'd made a name for...