It was after the first hour of a raucous Monday Night Raw that all of the lights in the arena dimmed. After a long pause, and a silent anticipation from the crowd, Stephanie McMahon appeared on the big screen, and the crowd came unglued at the site of the million dollar princess. This was clearly some sort of PSA but the WWE universe had no idea what for.

"Hello WWE Universe! Stephanie McMahon here, with a very special announcement regarding this years women's royal rumble match."

The crowd murmured as to what it could be.

"Now you have likely seen all of our messy competitors for our premium live events, we've seen the women of WWE risk their cleanliness and their dignity to entertain you and we are so thankful for your support! Those types of shows will not stop, and don't forget we have our Wednesday Night Dare series premiering this year."

There was some sighs of relief in audience, the messy programming WWE had been producing over the past year had proven to be a hit. So the thought of it ending scared some of the more enthusiastic wammers, although there were certainly some female superstars who wouldn't mind seeing it go by the wayside.

"However, we've decided to do something special for the women's rumble. We all know the reward for the winner, but we've decided to add a little risk for our superstars. We have asked every competitor in this years rumble to choose one messy substance they wouldn't want to be covered in. We are talking 30 BUCKETS of putrid mess chosen but the superstars themselves!"

The crowd was eating this up

"But who will be wearing all that mess you might ask? Well, all of that mess will be going over one superstar. Specifically, the last woman eliminated from the rumble. This year, you REALLY don't want to be the runner up! Now, the mess will be delivered on the raw after the rumble and the loser will be sitting in the middle of the ring worth their hands cuffed to avoid any escape attempts, so be sure to tune in. However, we can't have a messy sweepstakes without some sort of audience participation, so you will get to vote on the outfit our loser wears Monday night! Whichever is selected will be hanging at ringside during the rumble to remind our ladies what they are fighting to avoid. We will see you then, now back to the show!"

The lights came back up and the show went on, but it was clear there was one thing on the mind of most fans. Who on earth would be wearing all that mess?
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Be sure to vote for the costume you want to see. And feel free to add a messy substance, we have 30 slots to fill! All can be found in the forum post!