It was a Saturday morning when my partner had gone out and left me the whole house for a couple of hours, as I sit there thinking what to do weather to go to the gym or laze around I then decide on the gym, getting dressed with my under armour t shirt and Nike football shorts I then look outside and see it pouring of rain and thinking I really can't be bothered to go outside in the rain and then started looking in the cupboards for some breakfast and seeing two cartons of custard I then smile to myself and then feel a need to run upstairs and jump in the shower a get messy, my mind told me to get messy I then started to see what else would go with the two cartons on custard and as I opens the fridge the first thing I see is strawberry truffle with I can of squirty cream, I gathered the custard, truffle and cream and ran upstairs to the bathroom where I immediately jumped in the shower still with my gym clothes on and tore open the triffle and smashed it into my face, with a thought in my mind what a feeling, I then opened the custard and poured one of the cartons over my head and opened my shorts and let all the mess run off my skin tight t-shirt down into my pants, as the cold custard oozed out of the bottom of my shorts I then had to open the other carton of custard and pour the whole carton in my pants and over my feet, it was a sensation like no other, it the Came to mind that my partner had said to me that her sister was coming round to pick something of hers up out of our bedroom, I then became a little scared and then panicked as nobody knew my secret desire and fetish of mess, but it was too late she already was on the way up the stairs with me sitting in the shower covered in triffle and custard with the bathroom door wide open, she popped her head in and looked at me as if she had never seen me before with a state of shock on her face and with myself speechless and the feeling of humiliation my heart sunk and wiped the custard from my face, she began to laugh and said with a giggle, I never knew you was into sploshing as well, with a feeling of relief I said why are you? And she replied yes, I never knew anyone I knew was into it and she then came in to the bathroom and saw the squirty cream and she pucked it up and sprayed it in her hand and smeared it in to my face just like you would a pie, she then said to me, maybe we could get each other messy soon with a cheeky grin on her face and blushing cheeks, I replied in shocked manor if you want to, as she got up to walk away she said don't worry I won't tell anybody what I've seen as I know how much of a pleasure it is to get messy and she left me to it, after I cleaned my self and the shower up I couldn't help but think what a relief it was to did so one so close to home that loves messy fun like me. Thinking to myself with a grin on my face how I would love to hit my partners sister lucie in the face with a custard pie, it was a good and productive Saturday morning