This story is mostly true with some embellishment. Several years ago I had a truly exciting 2-year affair with a gal who shared some of my more kinky interests. Linda was tall and athletic, and I had been extremely attracted to her from the first ti...

"Ro, sham, bo, sho!" Sisters Penny and Bonnie bellowed in unison at one another. "Oh yes! Scissors rule. Paper is for losers", exclaimed Penny excitedly, before adding "In you go!" A large grin, wider than that of the Cheshire cat, spread across...

Nemesis: Chapter 14 The cameras began rolling with Mia stood behind the witness stand and Georgia in the dock. Aiko did a short introduction before the camera cut to a pristine Sophie, standing by the dishevelled Emily, still in the stocks. "So,...

Nemesis: Chapter 37 Luke badgered Jessica into letting him meet her parents for the first time. Jessica took this as a good sign, that Luke was serious about their relationship. She didn't realise that he had an ulterior motive. Towards the end o...

It was rapidly turning out to the worst week of Kevin's life. He'd been going out with Stacy for over a year now and thought it would last forever. Unfortunately, it seemed Stacy didn't agree as Kevin discovered her snogging someone else. He was tota...

A Merry Adventure (Part 1) "Lijsbeth, you stand charged of ruining our dance. How do you plead?" gibed her housemate, Isabel, as the feisty blonde squirmed above the four-foot deep dunk tank. Her haughty hubris betrayed by her perilous position; th...

How did I end up like this? But I'm so glad that I did My cock and balls were covered in gunge that stuck my pubes together. That was the bucket of slosh poured down my trousers. Gunge glued my short dark hair to my head. That was the bucket of slos...

What Would You Do is back for its 30th anniversary, and not a moment too soon! A generation of adults grew up on Nickelodeon shows like this one, and they're craving nostalgic programming to transport them to a simpler time. Which is why the young pe...

He could hear it now. "Derek is this year's cotillion king!" He heard the cheering, the applause, as he walked to received the podium and receive the crown. He would enjoy this moment as long as it is. He saw the "swan" roll towards him carrying his...

Sameena picked up her phone and read the text message again: Summer party tonight. 7PM. North Arcade bar. One free drink + entertainment provided. She'd never actually met any of her co-workers. Being an agency, and given Sam's proclivities, she'd...

Alexa Bliss' Slapstick Adventures Chapter 1- Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler were walking backstage at Monday Night Raw. They were looking for Alexa Bliss and were going to end her shenanigans once and for all. Nia was wearin...

The messy adventures of our four college wrestlers continue. Make sure you've read the previous part before continuing. --------------------------------------------- 20-year-old champion wrestler Scott stalked into the locker room, dripping gunge a...

Card Wars It was the first taping of the new messy gameshow Card Wars! The concept of the game was simple, each contestant receives a playing card face down. Then a coin would be flipped to see who bets first. The winner of the coin toss would be ab...

Thinking about starting a patreon, or commissions or something for my stories. I would love feedback and if you would like to see the "After show" portion of the story. Also next story will be called Queens featuring Megan and Kelly again as well as...

Welcome to the 1st episode of the Messy Guessing Gameshow! I'm your host, Dana, and I will be sure to explain the rules and how to gain points so you can win a million dollars!" Justin's face reeked overconfidence. He had won many game show's in the...

Scene 32: The camera cuts to a shot looking down a long corridor of an old building. The occasional picture hangs on the wall, and a large glass cabinet can be seen about halfway down. Painted wooden doors can be seen at regular intervals. The main...

Scene 7: The camera cuts to a shot of a doorway to a cupboard size room, barely a metre square. The walls are made of a solid white plastic, apart from where a wide slit has been cut into the wall, but all we can see through it is darkness. Next to...

The music hit and the stage lights come back up as the show returned for its midweek check in. Stephanie and Alexa entered from opposite sides of the stage. Alexa still in her tight white jeans and black top, Stephanie still in her black dress pant...

Maria: a circus-story pt 2 Author's Note: This portion of the story is something of a short interlude between the last part and the next very messy chapter. Originally, this and the next chapter were going to be one, whole chapter. But, for the s...

The crowd comes to life as the shows theme music hits and the lights flash on to reveal the now familiar WWE messy showdown set. On the stage were the usual big white sheets covering what could safely be assumed to be messy contraptions the two hos...

SNOOTY LADY'S PILLORY Lisa was the local solicitor's wife and had always been a snotty cow. She had been in charge of organising a garden party. But she had been very nasty to me and her other helpers. One of the events at the garden party had been...

Catch up on Part 1 here: https://umd.net/stories/the-wall-of-shame-a-what-would-you-do-g SCENE 4: THE PIE FIGHT "We're here on What Would You Do, and we've had a VERY entertaining day. We have three teams vying for a brand new car, and two of them h...

(Short as in under 4,000 words this time!) Maggie stood nervously alongside Marc Summers, both of them under the bright studio lights, and in the shadow of a regulation height basketball hoop. The basket towered over her, and she knew her lack of co...

This story was inspired by Messy Irina's Clown Stories, which I recommend wholeheartedly. I hope you enjoy this clowning flavoured story The stage is as normal, large with the four judges' seats in front of it and a huge audience behind. A suave g...

Lauren was ecstatic. She had managed to get hold of a ticket to her favourite Saturday night TV show, Laugh Out Loud Live, a light-hearted variety show known for its silly games, celebrity guests, and audience participation. At 28, Lauren was the pic...