Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 7: A Legit Partnership

"KOD on Sasha. Cover by Belair. 123"

"The winner of the match and new Smackdown Women's Champion: Bianca Belair"That moment has been replayed in the mind of Sasha Banks ever since it happened at Wrestlemania. Sasha was walking around backstage at a WWE house show in Columbia, South Carolina. She was only there to cut a promo hyping up her Wrestlemain rematch with Bianca Belair at Summerslam. Sasha was wearing a black crop top and black leather pants.



Ever since that moment everything had seemed off with Sasha. Things felt like when she lost the women's tag titles at Wrestlemania two years ago. Sasha was burned out and took a six-month break from WWE. She came back more confident than ever. Sasha feuded with Becky Lynch and reunited with her best friend Bayley. Sasha and Bayley dominated the women's division. She won the women's tag team titles and briefly held the Raw Women's Championship. However, when she lost the Raw Women's Championship back to Asuka, things started to crumble for her. Bayley turned on Sasha and nearly ended her career. Even though she bounced back and defeated Bayley in a Hell in a Cell match to win the Smackdown Women's Championship, things felt a little bit off. Sasha enjoyed being on top of the women's division, but it didn't feel as good as the bond she shared with Bayley. Sasha was all alone. When Sasha lost the title to Bianca at Wrestlemania, she did not have Bayley to share her emotions with like she did when she lost the tag team titles two years prior. Sasha took time off again to hopefully rejuvenate her mind and spirit. However, this time, it did not help. When she came back in July, Sasha still felt depressed. She really did not have many friends since her association with Bayley screwed over most of the women in the locker room. Sasha was longing to feel a connection with someone in the locker room again. Sasha, looking for something to distract herself, went to catering to get something to eat.


Alexa was skipping around backstage at a house show. She was feeling pretty good about herself. Alexa was going to get a one-on-one match with Charlotte for the Raw Women's Championship at Summerslam. A few days ago on Raw, she humiliated the queen. Alexa caked, stripped, and slimed Charlotte. WWE posted Charlotte's humiliation on YouTube, and it got over 5 million views in 48 hours. WWE was impressed by the number of views the clip got that they decided to make the Charlotte/Alexa match the first ever Just Desserts match in WWE where there will be tables that will have desserts and messy substances on them that can be used to humiliate your opponent. Charlotte was outraged by it because she felt like this match would be a giant step backwards in the women's revolution. Alexa was happy because it would give her another opportunity to humiliate the queen, but this time it would be a bigger stage live on pay per view.


Alexa goes into the catering area after winning a house show match against Eva Marie. She went to get something to eat. Alexa was wearing her ring gear which was a tight pink T shirt, and short skirt overalls.





The catering room was mostly empty except for a beautiful Sasha Banks sitting in the corner picking at a plate of lasagna. Alexa could sense that Sasha was distracted by something. Alexa noticed that Sasha had been off her game for a while, so she decides to try and make Sasha feel better. Alexa grabs a coconut cream pie and goes to sit with Sasha.


Sasha is picking at her lasagna with a fork when she feels a shadow looming over her period Sasha looks up to see Alexa bliss holding onto a coconut cream pie. "What do you want?" Sasha asks in an annoyed matter. "Oh nothing. I just saw that you were sitting and eating alone and thought that you might want some dessert." Alexa replies as she smiles down at Sasha. Sasha starts to back away." What are you going to do? Smash that pie in my face?" Sasha says in a worried tone. Alexa sets the pie down and sits down across from Sasha. "Listen Sasha, I don't know why you are being so hostile towards me." Alexa says in a serious tone. Sasha sarcastically laughs." Are you serious? We have hated each other for a long time going all the way back to NXT. Did you forget about that?" Sasha questions Alexa. "No. I remember that, but that was a long time ago." Alexa responds in a friendly tone.


"Are you kidding me? We feuded for the tag titles last year. Did you forget about that or did the fiend brainwash you?" Alexa gets a little mad but then recomposes herself. "He did not brainwash me. He reinvigorated before, I had a lot of stress dealing with hate on social media and in the locker room. I kept getting injured. My friendship with Nikki fell apart. However, after I let him in, all of my problems went away and now I am on the run of my career." Sasha sneers at that comment." You are on the run of your career at the expense of every other woman in this division. You have humiliated half the roster at this point by smashing pies in their face, slamming them with cake batter, and throwing them into pools full of pudding and sometimes stripping them to their bra and panties." Sasha says in a disappointed tone. Alexa laughs. "Yeah, I did do that, but you have to admit those things were pretty funny." Alexa says as she giggles. Sasha stands up furiously. "You think wrecking the division that me and a few others have worked so hard to build up over the past six years is a funny?" Sasha says furiously as she looks like she is about to fight Alexa. Alexa notices Sasha's rage and tries to diffuse the situation. Alexa gets up and speaks softly. "Sasha, what has this woman division given you? A few title reigns that lasted a few weeks and some huge wedgies and pantsings from the women's division?" Sasha thinks back on those embarrassing moments and actually starts to question herself. Was building up the women's division worth it when she got so little in return? She was never the chosen one like Charlotte was she was not the mainstream star like Becky Lynch what turned out to be. Even lately, her best friend Bayley turned on her and left her in the dust. Sasha realizes this as tears start flowing from her eyes and down her face.


Alexa sees Sasha start to cry and decides to make Sasha feel better. Alexa grabs a hold of Sasha's hand." Listen Sasha. I know our history has not always been great, but I have always respected you as a performer. Hell, if it was not for you, there is a chance that I am not here right now. I thank you for everything you have done for me and this division." Alexa wipes the tears from Sasha's eyes. Alexa continues to talk to Sasha. "I think we have a lot more in common than you think. We both had our best friends abandon us when we needed them the most. We are both all alone now. I also know that we both have title matches at Summerslam." Alexa says as she smirks at Sasha." What are you getting at, Alexa?" Sasha says as she slaps away Alexa's hand from her face. Alexa responds. "We should join forces and take over the women's division." Alexa says excitedly. Sasha holds back a laugh. "Why would I ever trust you? I am surprised that you haven't smashed this coconut cream pie in my face." Sasha grabs the coconut cream pie. "Well, for one, you can humiliate the women who have done you wrong. Imagine smashing pies in Bianca's face, or dumping cake batter on Asuka, or giving Charlotte some messy wedgies." Sasha thinks about those scenarios and finds them amusing and, to be honest, slightly arousing. Alexa notices a slight smile creep up on Sasha's face and decides to dig a little deeper. "To be honest, you may get a little messy yourself, but speaking from experience, it is actually quite fun." Alexa says getting a little bit aroused herself. "Really?' Sasha says as she is a little bit intrigued. "why don't you find out?" Alexa says in a seductive tone pointing at the coconut cream pie in Sasha's hands. So should takes a look down at the pine her hands she starts to breathe heavily and closes her eyes. With a quick motion Sasha move the pie towards her face.


SPLAT


Sasha's world is instantly turned white and brown as cream and pie crust engulf the face of the boss. Sasha puts the tin down and stands there stunned. Her senses are overwhelmed by the feeling of cream and crust on her caramel brown skin. Alexa admitted that Sasha looked good with her face covered in cream. Alexa thought that maybe Sasha was used to having white stuff all over her face. "So how do you feel?" Alexa whispers and Sasha's ear with a sexy voice Sasha wipes her eyes and smiles." Um Alexa. Can I have some more?" Alexa smiles back. "Of course you can." Alexa smiles as she heads to the catering table to get some more supplies so she and Sasha can have some messy fun.


Sasha wipes her eyes as she realizes what she had fully done. Sasha smashed herself in the face with a pie. Sasha should feel embarrassed, but she is not. Sasha feels free for the first time in quite a long time. Sasha could get used to this. Alexa comes back to Sasha rolling a trolley full of pies and other messy items. Alexa quickly places a circular chocolate cake on Sasha's chair. "Why don't you take a seat and we'll get started." Sasha takes a seat and hears something squish underneath her. Alexa giggles." Gotcha." Alexa says as Sasha looks down and realizes that she is sitting on a chocolate cake. Sasha moans at the cake and frosting seeping through her leather pants and panties and into her ass and crotch. Sasha then moves her ass back and forth grinding on the cake while she moans. Alexa grabs two banana cream pies from the trolley and walks back to Sasha. "Hey Sasha, do you like sandwiches?" Sasha wipes her eyes more. "Yes, I do. Why?" Sasha says. Alexa smiles. "Then you'll love this." Alexa smashes both banana cream pies on the side of Sasha's head giving her a pie sandwich. Sasha loses her hearing as she feels a lot of cream and crust in her ears.


Sasha moans as she takes a lick of the cream on her face."MMM. that tastes good. Do you have any other flavors?" Sasha asks in an innocent tone. "Well I do have this chocolate cream pie. I hear this tastes good." Alexa smashes the chocolate cream pie in Sasha's face. Sasha moans even louder. Alexa takes a strawberry cream pie off of the trolley. Alexa looks at Sasha's all black outfit. "Sasha, I think your outfit could use a bit more color." Alexa says as she smashes the pie right onto Sasha's chest. Sasha moans even louder at the feeling of cream and crust on her chest. Sasha's nipples get hard at the feeling of cream seeping through her top. "Why don't you stand up for me, Sasha?" Sasha stands up as pieces of chocolate cake fall from the backside of the Boss. Alexa pulls down the leather shorts of Sasha revealing a pair of white Calvin Klein panties. "Whoa. Cute panties." Alexis says as she messes around with the waistband of Sasha's panties. Alexa then pulls up on the back of the waistband of Sasha's panties giving her a huge wedgie. "I can see why Charlotte wedgied you so much. she wanted a closer look at these beautiful cheeks." Alexa says as she spanks Sasha a couple times causing a couple of moans and gasps leaving the mouth of the Boss. Alexa whispers, "Did you like it when Charlotte gave you wedgies? Be honest." Alexa pulls up on Sasha's panties even harder. "MMM. Oh yeah." Sasha says as she moans at the feeling of white cotton being pulled up her butt. Alexa gets a bottle of chocolate syrup. "I think this wedgie is missing something." Alexa says as she squirts the chocolate syrup down the back of Sasha's white panties. Sasha screams at the coolness of chocolate syrup hitting her butt and syrup starting to flow towards her crotch. However, those screams turn to moans when the coldness of the chocolate syrup combined with the warm cotton of Sasha's panties.


Eventually, Alexa pulls on the front of Sasha's panties and the chocolate syrup goes right into Sasha's pussy. "Oh fuck" Sasha says as she starts to feel hot and bothered. All of a sudden, Alexa starts fingering Sasha. "Oh yeah, Alexa." Sasha says as she leans back against the table. Alexa continues to finger Sasha as she grabs a bucket of custard. "Oh my God, Alexa. I am about to cum." Alexa dumps the custard bucket over the head of Sasha Banks. Sasha moans as the custard is dumped on her head which then flows over her breasts and runs over her nipples. then the custard those down her abdomen and pools right inside her panties. With a combination of Alexa fingering her and the feeling of custard and chocolate in her panties, Sasha felt overwhelmed and eventually came. Sasha leaned back on the table as Alexa takes her hand out of Sasha's panties. Alexa teasingly licks her custard chocolate and cum covered hand. "It looks like someone had fun." Alexa says as she looks at Sasha trying to regain her bearings. "Mmhmm." Sasha replies as she nods at Alexa.


Alexa goes to sit down on a chair. "So do you want to work together?" Alexa says smiling at Sasha. Sasha looks at the trolley that still has a few messy items still on it and smirks. "Well." Sasha says as she grabs a giant vanilla sheet cake off of the trolley and slowly approaches Alexa. " If you allow me to mess you up and humiliate you, that means you are serious about this partnership and that I can trust you." Alexa nods. "OK. Do your wor-." before Alexa could finish her sentence, Sasha smashed the vanilla sheet cake in Alexa's face. Sasha took great satisfaction in rubbing the cake in the face of her former rival and possibly future partner. Sasha then rubbed the cake into the blonde hair of Alexa. Sasha then move the cake down and smashed it in Alexa's chest. Sasha took her time feeling up Alexa's breasts. Alexa really enjoyed Sasha feeling up her boobs and gasps when Sasha pinches her nipples through her tight T shirt.


Sasha decides to get a vanilla pudding pie from the trolley, and then walks back toward Alexa. "Spread your legs." Alexa obeys and spreads her legs wide which reveals her pink panties underneath her black overall skirt. "Wow. Those are nice panties. It would be a shame if someone ruined them". Sasha says as she smashes the pie into Alexa's crotch. Alexa moans as the pudding and cream seeps through her panties and onto her pussy. Sasha then grabs a can of whipped cream and runs back to Alexa. "We don't need these anymore." Sasha says as she pulls off Alexa's overall skirt and tight pink T shirt leaving Alexa in just her pink bra and panties. Sasha then shakes the can of whipped cream and then sprays Alexa in the face with whipped cream. Sasha then sprays whipped cream all over Alexa's bra-covered breasts. Sasha then opens up the front of Alexa's panties and sprayed the remainder of whipped cream in Alexa's panties. Sasha then straddles Alexa and sits on her lap. Sasha begins to grind on Alexa causing the cream in Alexa's panties to rub up against Alexa's pussy causing Alexa to moan at the sensation. Sasha then starts licking the whipped cream off of the breasts of Alexa causing Alexa to moan even louder. Sasha then removed Alexa's bra allowing Sasha to lick her nipples. "Oh God, Sasha." Sasha starts grinding harder as she continues to have fun with Alexa's breasts. eventually, Alexa tenses up and cums heavily after the overstimulation.


Alexa then lays back in the chair to try and regain her bearings. "Hey Alexa?" Sasha asks looking down at Alexa. "Yeah?" Alexa responds while looking back up at Sasha. "I'm in." Sasha says as she starts making out with Alexa it starts licking the remains of cream and cake off of Alexa's face. Alexis smiles as she looks and seized only two remaining pies left on the trolley. Alexa sneakily grabs them while Sasha is continuing to make out with her. Alexa closes her eyes and smashes the pies on the sides of both her and Sasha's face while they were still making out.


This was the start of a beautiful friendship.


THE END.