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"A must have if you like seeing cute girls having fun in the mud!
Deadley Desire is a joy to watch in this video. For starters, she's absolutely adorable. Her eyes and her smile are both wonderful, and they really pull you into the fun with her. Every time she gets dunked into the tank, she goes completely under the clay, and it looks beautiful sliding down over her skin when she emerges again. Her choice of outfit is also very nice I love watching the clay flow down into her cleavage and ooze out the lace front of her top. The top also doesn't overstay its welcome; it comes off about a third of the way through the video, and you get to enjoy D.D.'s beautiful tits as she dips into the clay over and over again. I'll admit it: I'm a filthy pervert and I kept hoping the bottom would come off too. I think the bottom had the same idea, since it keeps threatening to slip off. Even though D.D. never gets naked or super-naughty (sadly), this is still a really hot video.

WritesNaughtyReviews   3/25/16
"Harley really knows how to have fun in the gunge tank!
Harley is super cute, with a great smile, sexy curves and really nice tits. The thick green gunge suits her very well, especially once it saturates her red hair. She dunks completely under quite a few times, and it never gets old. She gets plenty of slime poured over her too, and the combination of the dunks and the pours mean Harley spends almost the entire video completely covered in gunge. It's really hot, and anybody with a pulse and a taste for slime will enjoy it.

WritesNaughtyReviews   3/25/16
"Sexy, slippery, and super satisfying!
Watching Jenny get sit down in the gunge tank for the first time is a rare treat. She seems a little slime shy at first, and keeps it off her face, but more than makes up for it by directing the full stream of slime straight down her shirt. This was a good choice. Jenny's tits are absolutely magnificent, and they look great covered in gunge. Her shirt comes off for the last sliming, and she spends the last quarter of the movie massaging gunge into her glorious bosom. After watching this, I really hope Jenny's first time in the gunge tank isn't her last.

WritesNaughtyReviews   3/25/16
"Gorgeous Girls in Glistening Gunge!
Both ladies spend most of the video topless and in the tank. They each dunk under completely several times, and fans of complete coverage and submersion will not be disappointed. I really enjoyed seeing the slick, slimy gunge running down their faces, and there was plenty of slippery tits to make me happy too. All in all, it's a lot of fun to watch and I recommend it!

WritesNaughtyReviews   3/25/16
"Looks like a ton of fun, but it can be a little hard to see.
I don't know what that stuff is in the tank, but I want it! It looks nice and thick, and super slippery. Dynamo looks great as she dives down repeatedly, and I like the look of the slime sliding down her skin and over her hair. Sadly, the video suffers from camera placement issues. It's one static shot, and you can only see about half the tank. So you get a good view of Dynamo getting dunked the first time, but it's a challenge to see the action as she actually gets into the apple bobbing.

WritesNaughtyReviews   3/25/16
"Candy covered in clay is always a good thing!
Candy Custard is always a treat to watch. This video starts out with a game of Simon Says, and Candy didn't technically lose on that last order (Simon never said to speak more French). Still, it directly led to her going into the tank, so I'm not going to complain. She dives down again and again, and each time she comes up covered in silky clay and looking amazing. Definitely pick this up if you like Candy (and who doesn't love Candy?!?)

WritesNaughtyReviews   3/25/16
"24 minutes of peanut butter perfection!
I love this video. I love everything about this video. The peanut butter is super thick and heavy, and it looks amazing flowing over Jayce's face and body. Her commentary is surprisingly outstanding too. Jayce describes exactly how it all feels as she rubs generous handfuls of thick, sticky, warm joy into her tits, her ass, and her face. The head dunking is mind-blowingly hot, and those from-behind close ups of her playing with her peanut butter pussy will make you want to jump through your screen and dive in with her. I could just keep listing things that I love about this video, but the time you might spend reading it would be better spent seeing the video for yourself.

WritesNaughtyReviews   3/25/16
"The custard just keeps coming!
It's always nice to see Candy in the gunge tank. It worked really well with custard, with a nice, steady series of pours that flowed down over Candy's hair, coating her skin and soaking her dress in a most delightful way. The two camera angles work really well. I especially enjoyed how the custard looked from the side angle, sliding down her face and into her cleavage. She ends up well covered. Also, even though clothes destruction doesn't usually push my buttons, I saw up and took notice when Candy ripped the front of her custard soaked dress open. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing her do more of that in the future. To top it all off, the second video shows Candy playing in the aftermath of the custard shower. It looks like she's really enjoying herself, and sharing that kind of genuine pleasure has always set Candy a joy to watch for me. I'd definitely recommend picking this up.

WritesNaughtyReviews   2/27/16
"Candy can do it, and you'll be so very happy she did!
This video has everything that's good in WAM. The variety of mess is amazing, and Candy knows exactly how to enjoy each new offering. Starting with the slime and custard, it's a crescendo of sloppy, sexy joy that culminates in one of the most glorious cakesits that I've ever seen. Even then, Candy's still not done enjoying herself. I didn't think it could get any hotter after the cakesit, but I was wrong. What she does next must be seen to be believed. Seriously, I can't recommend this video highly enough. It's what first introduced me to Candy's work. That was back before I started reviewing videos, so this never got a proper write-up out of me. That needed to change.

WritesNaughtyReviews   2/27/16
"Jayce will make you want to run away and join the circus!
I don't ordinarily get super excited about clown scenes, but this video really got me going. Jayce is absolutely adorable throughout the whole thing, and she looks like she's having a ton of fun. The coverage and the variety between the pies and the different colors of batter slime are both outstanding. There's also plenty of the super-naughty play that I always like to see. I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching her slime her pussy. That's all I really have to say, so if you'll excuse me, I'll go work on my elite trapeze skills. The circus isn't going to run off and join itself!

WritesNaughtyReviews   2/25/16
"I like this scene so much, I bought it twice!
I'm not sure how it happened, but I managed to forget that this gem was already in my collection. I discovered that fact only after I had bought it again, but it doesn't bother me one bit, since I seem to have forgotten to review it the first time around. I'll just go ahead and correct that now:...(ahem)... this Video IS Amazing! Seriously, if you like pies and beautiful women, you need to stop reading the review right now and get this video. Jayce takes twenty creamy pies right to the face, and the results are incredible. She quickly ends up covered in the gooey mess. She rubs generous handfuls of pie all over her body, and spends most of the video massaging the creamy goodness into her pussy. You get to watch her play both from the front, and from behind. The only way I could possibly think of to improve this video is some close-ups of the action, but the video is still scorchingly hot without them.

WritesNaughtyReviews   2/25/16
"Lovin' that hot green goo!
I really wish I knew what this mystery substance was. It looks amazing. I love how she goes under over and over. She looks incredible going in every time, and watching the goo slowly flow over her when she comes back up is mesmerizing. If you like breath control at all, you'll absolutely love the gasps and little squeals. I think my favorite bitmight be when she first takes her panties off and gets ready to settle down properly into the goo, she turns around right before sitting down. The goo folds itself around her ass, and she playfully bobs up and down a couple of times. It's a beautiful moment.

WritesNaughtyReviews   2/25/16
"A must-have if you like well-pied pussy
This video is crazy hot, and it looks like it was a lot of fun too. There's some very nice lead-up, and a nice variety of thick pies. Pretty much all the pies go where every pie wants to go when it grows up, and she's not shy at all about rubbing it all in. There are some lingering close-ups that are pure magic. Those who like more conventional pie placement will also be happy, since the best pie of all goes right into her face in the middle of her sexy play time. She even showers off at the end as a nice bonus. I'd absolutely recommend adding it to your collection.

WritesNaughtyReviews   2/25/16
"Strong contender for "hottest WAM video I've ever seen."
When it comes to WAM, my priorities are clear: the naughtier and the gooier, the better. There's plenty of peanut butter, chocolate, and marshmallow fluff to go around in this video, and Layla ends up absolutely coated in it. The coverage is outstanding, and the mess is delightful. She pays special attention to her tits and face, and it would be a while before I'd get tired of watching her massage it into her hair. Even still, the jaw dropping bit for me came later. As I said earlier, I'm a fan of super-naughty WAM action. I especially like messy pussy play, and in this video, Layla takes messy pussy play to a new level. She spends most of the last half of the video rubbing generous handfuls of nutella and marshmallow fluff literally into her pussy, and it is one of the hottest things in the history of ever. Seriously, I encourage any grammar enthusiasts reading this to check my use of the word 'literally.' You will not be disappointed. That's it; I'm out of meaningful words. If you're still reading this, here's what you should do: 1, get this video. 2, watch it. 3, cum so hard you go down a pants size.

WritesNaughtyReviews   11/30/15
"Heads, you win. Tails, you still win!
I'll be honest. I got this video because it promised crazy hot girl/girl messy action, and I like what I've seen from Layla in the past. It delivered on that promise, and more! Whether you like pouring, sticky shampooing, or messy making out, this video will satisfy you. I personally love the gooey pussy-eating, and there was plenty of that in the latter half. Layla and Leila get two turns each, once with chocolate and once with cream, and every time is gorgeous. Both ladies really get into it, and it's an absolute joy to watch them enjoy one another.

WritesNaughtyReviews   11/27/15
"Layla makes a sweet mess of herself. Absolutely delicious!
Layla declares her love of cake sitting early on in this video. I agree with her: cake sitting is one of the best thing that it's possible for a human to do, so it was inevitable that I'd pick this up sooner or later. It was absolutely worth it. Layla takes her time enjoying a pair of cakes, first in a thong, then out of it. She plunges her face into the second cake several times before she sits on it, and ends up pretty well covered in icing by the end. I would have liked to have seen her rub the cake in from behind after the thong came off, or have her lay back and spend some time massaging it into herself. That's not to say this video wasn't hot as hell, though. When she spread her pussy and slipped her icing-covered fingers inside, I came like a fie hydrant and I wasn't even touching myself at the time!

WritesNaughtyReviews   11/10/15
"Sheer sexy bliss! A must-have for anybody with a pulse.
From the very beginning, when she descends on the first chocolate cake, Stella makes it clear that she plans to enjoy herself, and the results are wondrous. As the pool of sweet goop around Stella grows, she rarely stays in one place for long. She's constantly rolling, writhing, rubbing, scooping, and pouring. Her sheer frenetic energy is crazy hot and engaging, and it will make you want to jump through your screen, dive into the mess, and enjoy it right along with her. There's little more lovely than watching somebody who absolutely loves what she's doing lose herself in rapture. Stella exemplifies that principle, and this video is a prime example of sexy indulgent delight. When I originally wrote this review, I struggled to find words that could describe the viewing experience. I tried to convey the beauty of the slippery mixture sliding over Stella's skin as she rolls around in the mixed mess. I strove to find some way of evoking the intoxicating dance of her fingers around and between her lips as she caresses herself through the slimy chocolate goo. I wrote several paragraphs, and I'm discarding them all. If you're still reading this review, and you don't already have this video, stop reading and get it. If you don't, then you're missing out on something truly extraordinary, and you have only yourself to blame.

WritesNaughtyReviews   10/4/15
"It's always a pleasure to watch Candy at play.
I'm generally more a fan of sweet mess than savory, but I'll happily make an exception in this case. As always, Candy has a lot of fun, and she puts on a great show in the process. It's part two of a series, so she starts off dripping with mess already, but there's plenty more on the way. Lovers of extremely naughty, explicit action will have a lot to smile about in this video. As you'd expect if you're familiar with Candy, the coverage is outstanding. The bunny-tail swimsuit comes off completely about 3 minutes in, and she takes her time spreading the mess over her skin. I'm not completely sure what all of the messy selections were, but they still look great going on, and Candy is always a treat to watch. The heat really gets turned up in the around the 6 minute mark, when Candy reaches for a toy and starts to play. The camera very nicely moves in to get a closer view of the action, and it is absolutely glorious. In fact, the entire second half of the video is almost nothing but amazing, sloppy, buzzing fun. Candy only stops once, and that's to pour a tremendous bucket of mixed mess over her head. Then she goes right back to teasing the toy between her lips, slowly building to a very satisfying finale. If there is one fly in the otherwise tantalizing ointment, it's the picture quality. It may be the light, or the limitations of the camera itself, or something in the editing process, but the video has a somewhat grainy texture to it at times. Ironically, if the other attributes of the video weren't so astoundingly good, the picture quality issues would barely be noticeable. The smallest flaws become glaring when they mar perfection. Still, I'm very happy to have this video in my collection, and I'd highly recommend you add it to yours as well.

WritesNaughtyReviews   10/3/15
"Lovely, naughty fun!
I'll admit, this was sort of an impulse purchase, but I'm glad I got it. Jennifer looks amazing, both in and out of the slime. She goes into the tank several times, and it's a treat to watch each time. The outfit stays on long enough to tease, but not so long that it becomes unwelcome. There are a lot of nice close-ups, especially of her face and her breasts, as she sinks deep into the slime and pleasures herself. It's a lot of fun to watch, and it looks like it was a lot of fun to do.

If I had one complaint, it was that you don't get to see that much of Jennifer at play. She's mostly submerged in the tank as she's touching herself, and while there's plenty of fuel for the imagination, I've always preferred a more explicit show. This is probably a matter of personal preference, though, and it certainly doesn't ruin anything. I still recommend this video wholeheartedly.

WritesNaughtyReviews   10/2/15
"Stella has a blast in this video and, if you get it, so will you!
If you watch this, you'll fall in love. Or cum with the force of a thousand fire hydrants. Or both. From the second she upends a bowl of batter over herself, it's obvious Stella means business. This happens within the first 20 seconds. Seriously, this video is absurdly hot. Stella looks amazing, and it's obvious that she desperately wants to cover herself in that mess as thoroughly as she can.

For me, the crowning moment was when she put the last pie down in the middle of the pool of slop and sat on it. Actually, that's not quite right. She didn't just sit on it. She pulled it up into herself. She massaged it into her pussy. When she did that, I came with a force that could move the Earth itself. Seriously, if the Yellowstone super-volcano erupts in the next couple days, it's my fault. I'm sorry, but it was totally worth it.

Stella plays in one of the most enticing messes that I've ever seen in a WAM video. It's thick and delightfully viscous, but it still manages to flow over her outstanding curves. If you want to see a gorgeous woman have an amazing time while covering herself in some of the best mess imaginable, then this is the video for you. Seriously, I've said enough. Get it, enjoy it, and write your own review.

WritesNaughtyReviews   10/2/15
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