Jayce knows what she's doing here. She methodically covers herself in the icing, starting with her legs and feet, and working her way up from there. She spends some time rubbing it thoroughly into her ass, which is pretty cool because her ass is quite nice. By the halfway point of the video, Jayce's completely covered. It looks amazing The icing is sticky, but it still flows and the effect is fantastic. I do wish she hadn't added the sprinkles, though. They're colorful, but they look like they have a grainy texture, and I prefer a softer mess. This is probably just my own personal preference, and it didn't ruin anything.

Watching the mess go on was fun, but the heat really gets turned up around minute 16-17, when Jayce starts the birthday song challenge. Her challenge is to make it all the way through the song before her orgasm washes over her. Listening to her struggle to sing is absurdly sexy just by itself, and the view is incredible. She almost made it through the song on both attempts, and they were noble attempts, but it was not meant to happen. To be fair, I too challenged myself not to cum before the song was over, and I also failed. If she ever wanted to try this challenge again, I'd absolutely watch.

Cakes are probably my all-time favorite messy indulgence, both to partake in myself, or to watch others enjoy. In particular, I think Cake Sitting is one of the most excellent things a human being can do (I even capitalized it, for fuck's sake!), so when came upon this video, it was pretty much inevitable that I'd pick it up. I'm glad I did. It's short, but very, very sweet. Stella really knows how to have fun with a cake, and her raw, primal aura of sexy enthusiasm is irresistible. Sitting on that cake is just the beginning. As it flows out from under her pussy, she reaches out her hands and holds it firm against herself. Over and over again, she scoops it up and grinds down into it. The cake stands no chance. It absolutely melts under her attention into a thick, viscous, divine goo. Her hands occasionally wander over her thighs and stomach, getting as high as her breasts, and spreading soft elation everywhere they went. Absolutely glorious. Although I really enjoyed this video, it is not perfect. First off, the only fun substance in play is the cake, and I've always strongly preferred copious quantities of mess. I also really enjoy full coverage, and that's just not possible with one cake in any real way. Still, I know not everybody is as passionate about large amounts of mess as I am, and Stella does absolutely amazing things with the mess she has, so that's not really much of a negative.

The real issue is the location. The tub seemed to make things cramped and clumsy, both for Stella at play, as well as the camera. There were several times when I would have really liked a better view of what was going on. I'd love to see Stella play with cakes again when she has plenty to play with, and room to really stretch out and enjoy herself.

Now that I think about it, I seem to recall seeing more videos in her store that included cakes. Maybe I'll see you over there, gentle readers.

The tone of this video is set early on when Stella declares her dress ruined after wiping her hands on it once, and upends an entire bowl of batter over her head. I'm not sure if the intent was to mess up the dress slowly, but she abandoned that plan immediately if it was.

Some clothed WAM enthusiasts enjoy a slow buildup, and this may move a little too quickly for their tastes, but the mess is outstanding. As always, Stella is mesmerizing to watch. The dress gets completely saturated, and it looks gorgeous sliding over her skin. There's plenty of pouring, both with and without the dress, and she spends a good part of the video completely covered in the thick mixture.

Stella has an amazing ass, and she really shows it off in this video. Fingering and close-up fans will not be disappointed. It really is a privilege to watch this woman pleasure herself. If you get this video, you may not have as much fun as Stella does, but you'll have way more fun than if you didn't get it.

That's all I have to say about it, really. Get it, watch it, and write your own review!

I'll admit: I was inclined to like this video right from the word go. Almost everything about it is appealing. None of it looks directed, or forced. It just looks like Stella really, really loves playing in the thick, sloppy mess, and she wants to cover every inch of her body in it. It looks like a primal need; an urge to have as much of her coated in as much of it as she can. That kind of genuine enjoyment and passion can turn even a mediocre video into one worth seeing. When the video is as good as this one, then the result is hawt with a 'w.' How hot is it? I'm not sure I have the words to do it justice. If you see it, you'll understand.

Stella starts off by pouring apple pie filling over her head from a hollow pumpkin, but soon moves on to other messes. Pies, pumpkin pudding (I think), and spray cream all go into the mix. Every second of it, she looks and sounds like she's having an absolute blast. Even after she's out of new mess to play with, she doesn't slow down at all. Over and over, she scoops up the glorious slop, puts it back in the pumpkin, and pours it over herself again. All the while, her soft moans, gasps, and other little noises of pure pleasure are terribly intoxicating, and really pull the lucky viewer into the fun.

There's a move that she really seems to like. She starts the move in a sort of seated kneeling position. There's a fun mess of some sort between her thighs. With her hands, she reaches between her legs as far back as she can, and scoops up as much of the thick, pooled mess as possible. She pulls the mess up against her pussy, over her stomach, and rubs it into her breasts before moving on to her shoulders. Sometimes, there's a delightful detour while she shampoos it into her hair a bit. Sometimes, she makes sure her arms are coated. When she's done up top, she brings her hands back down, hitting her breasts and stomach a second time each before rubbing the last of the collected mess into her legs.

She does this move A Lot in this video. I'm not complaining, mind you. I could watch her do nothing but that one move on a constant loop, and it would be a long time before I'd get tired of it. I'm glad that she likes it. I like it too, and I'd love to see more of it. At a certain point, enough officially becomes enough, and Stella lays back and attends to the serious business of thoroughly enjoying the mess she's covered in. She pours another pumpkin full of thick flowing delight all over herself, starting at her face, and then lets her hands loose to play. The ultimate finale is absolutely mesmerizing, To sum up, this video is one of my favorite accidental finds in the UMD store. If watching a gorgeous girl enthusiastically cover herself in sweet, thick orange goo and have the time of her life sounds appealing, then you need this video in your collection.

This amazingly hot video is the current leading cause of jealousy toward fruit curd and root vegetables.

Generally, I've never been a big fan of tied up sploshing. My preferred way to enjoy sploshing is very hands-on and enthusiastic, and I like the same in splosh videos. Of course, with Candy's majestic chest, and her hands tied behind her back, the breast and cleavage fan in me had nothing to complain about. As each dollop of lemon curd in particular slid down into her dress, they took a tiny piece of my heart with them. Plus, this is Candy, so I knew there was plenty of hands-on fun on the way. She was well covered in a delicious variety of goo and sweet treats by the time her hands come free.

Once she gets the use of her arms back, Candy wasted no time in rubbing the sloppy goo into every inch of her skin. Then, she relaxes back in the mess, and turns a carrot into the luckiest vegetable of all time. This may not have been exactly what she expected to be doing today, but you'll be very, very glad it was.

The clean-up scene was very nice. That's never been my thing, but Candy is a lot of fun to watch, whether the mess is going on, or coming off of her.

Right at the start of the video, the camera tilts down, away from Candy in a magnetically cut latex dress, and you might feel a little sad. But then you see all those buckets of beautiful, thick, colorful, slippery slime, and your spirits are restored. You know that very soon, Candy will begin covering herself in overflowing cups of the gorgeous goo. You may eagerly await watching the slime cascade down her face and flow down into her magnificent cleavage. Or you might be looking forward to drinking in the sight of her plunging her head deep into the slime, literally spilling out of her dress in the process. Alternatively, you might shiver in anticipation of seeing her fingers slide over her soft skin, thoroughly coating herself in slick delight. Those and a dozen other ecstatic possibilities pour into your mind and, because this is Candy you're watching, you know you'll be thoroughly satisfied by the time it's over.

Eventually, the dress comes down and you get to watch Candy's incredible breasts thoroughly coated in slippery liquid enchantment again and again as she pours ever more slime over herself. By now, you are in awe of what you are seeing, but a tiny, excited voice in your head tells you "just you wait; it's not over yet." That voice enjoys profound vindication as Candy reaches for "a buzzy friend," lies back in her thick, slippery bath, and begins to enjoy herself immensely. You now feel as though you are seeing something truly beautiful, or catching a glimpse of gooey perfection in a broken, altogether too clean, world. The song of angels competes with the racing blood in your ears as she does things with her buzzy friend that mere mortals can barely comprehend.

At the end, Candy dreamily declares that she's "on a different planet now." You were lucky enough to take that journey with her, and you know your life has been enriched as a result. You also know that, because you got this video, that new world she's discovered may be one that has more videos like this in it. And that's a world you want to live in, trust me.

Candy takes her time, enjoying every step along the way in this video, and it is absolutely gorgeous. What she did with that cake made the world a better place. The only problem was the graininess and darkness of the video. Whether caused by less than optimal lighting conditions or some other peculiarity of the craft, it was like looking at a perfect ruby through a flawed lens. There is a tangible ache for clarity,

The time you spend reading this review would be better spent watching the video. The coverage is phenomenal, and both Candy and Catrina look like they're having a great time. The variety of sweet goo in both color and texture is amazing throughout. Finally, when Candy grabs the vibrator and Catrina offers to help her relax, the video will grab you mightily by the balls and demand tribute.