So I took advantage of a buy 3 get one free offer from Candy's store, and this was the freebie. Wait, what, I got this for free? So the lighting leaves a bit to be desired and the sound is a bit muffled...you can still see Candy's huge messy boobs, and since those are pretty much the best thing in the world, it's still a win all the way around. She's wearing a rather nice dress that fits her very well...it looks like she took it right out of her closet, or came home from a party that she got all dolled up to go to. Whatever the situation, this isn't the ill-fitting or laughably out of fashion dress that most producers acquire when it is going to be destroyed. Is it just me or is it that much sexier when you know the model actually likes the clothes she's wrecking but does it anyway, because the fun of messing it up and ripping it outweighs the value of the dress? Candy makes a huge mess of it, and then rips it right open in the front, so she can go on to fill her tights and then sit on a cake. I, uh, never made it to the cake sitting part, somehow. I got distracted along the way and had to go clean up.

Candy takes her time, enjoying every step along the way in this video, and it is absolutely gorgeous. What she did with that cake made the world a better place. The only problem was the graininess and darkness of the video. Whether caused by less than optimal lighting conditions or some other peculiarity of the craft, it was like looking at a perfect ruby through a flawed lens. There is a tangible ache for clarity,

Ah Candy..what can i say...hmmm? she is stunning! Well I think this was a epic splosh, the red dress and the tights etc look fab, then the bra! If that don't get your heart pumping, see a doctor your probably suffering from death. Ha. The lot gets trashed, the custard flows, and the end is... let's say epic, too! Best buy it soon, as it's best watched lying down! Ha.

Where has this lady been all my life? This is genuinely amazing stuff. From the very beginning it's mess, mess, mess. No plot but who needs a plot? Starting with a fetching red dress this buxom beauty proceeds to destroy it with numerous foodstuffs before ripping it to shreds. You know that dress ain't coming back! In just a bra and tights she continues--I don't know what is better: The squirty cream covered trifle to the head or the squirty-cream-covered chocolate cake she sits in. Hell, they're both great. Finally naked she reaches a finale covered in chocolate gunge before using a vibrator on herself, with much slosh everywhere. If, as she says, that is how they serve dessert in her house I'll have seconds! It is a Friday as I write this and to quote The Cure: 'It's Friday and I'm in love'. Enjoy this gem.