Gurph Morlicks's profile

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Name:

Phlebotomous Rex 'Gurf' Morlix

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RollerRink/CountyFair/PromptCare

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3 hours ago

Time here:

28 years

Gender:

Male

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6639 sent, 1064 received

Followers:

206

Rank:

#27

UMD ID:

5472

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About Me:

Average guy.

I'm here to: Chat with friends

Last Actions

5 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Amazing pic, thanks so much for adding it to this thread!"

7 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Just . . . shocking!

7 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "Zoey and Penelope were so good together in this one!"

7 hours ago

Commented on a forum photo: "She's a veritable garden of earthly delights!"

yesterday

Commented on a photo: "The saucy "you-wouldn't-dare!" expression on the face of the girl on the left is excellent! The girl holding the two pies seems to be thinking, "I'm really going to enjoy this!""

yesterday

Commented on a photo: "Oh, how we laughed!

yesterday

Commented on a photo: "Love this, it's a really fun one! One thing that's wild to me about it is that parts of it feel very "painterly" to me -- particularly the pied girl's hair and the cream on her face."

thursday

Uploaded 40 new pictures in a forum post, "Wammy Women with Wide Open Mouths: A Photo Tribute Thread"

yesterday

Commented on a photo: "I'm very much in favor of a revenge scenario here. The woman on the right is far too cute not to plaster with pies!"

yesterday

Commented on a photo: "You look absolutely exquisite slathered in shaving foam!"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "This is an IMPOSSIBLY SEXY photo! Jayce, that super-short french maid outfit really shows off your incredible legs to full effect, and I love the very thorough pieing you are administering to Syren, not to mention Syren's wonderfully helpless "pie reception pose." Amazing job all around!"

yesterday

Commented on a photo: "Goddamn, Hank, would you just LOOK at the gams on this gorgeous gal?!?"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Another totally classic stance from Jayce -- pouting with her adorable, freshly pied face, hands defiantly on her hips in silent outrage. Beautiful!"

yesterday

Commented on a photo: "Sensationally sexy photo here, EVERYTHING about it is wildly erotic! (pant, pant)"

yesterday

Commented on a forum photo: "Great screencap -- I always love it when the nose stands apart from the rest of the face, either by being clean while the rest of the face is covered, or by covered in something different than the rest of the face, as here. Also, what a great smile this model has, beaming through the gloppy masks of mess covering her other features!"

All My Wams

Wam Party

30 days ago

Played on an extra-oily slip and slide with KinkyCousins

3/30/26

Got lowered into a big vat of warm chocolate pudding by KinkyCousins

2/18/26

Was surprised by Ready2Wam Studio with a big sloppy cream pie to the face

12/18/25

Had his clothes completely covered in goop by PieCanvas

12/17/25

Turned PieCanvas's head into a pie sandwich

Friended 3/14/17

Friended 9/9/19

Friended 10/11/25

Friended 8/31/14

Friended 8/31/20

Friended 5/6/21

Friended 3/21/14

Friended 9/20/25

Friended 1/5/25

Friended 4/28/25

Friended 12/10/19

Friended 8/18/23

Profile Wall

luvs2pie 4/9/26

All those forum pics come from larger album seshs if u wanna see more (on my profile)

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luvs2pie 4/9/26

thanks for liking wifies pics!

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WetandMessyEllie 11/7/25

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like my pie scene

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WetandMessyEllie 10/23/25

I'm so glad you love my gunged ass

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Pains Grey 9/7/25

Thank you for your sweet comments!

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Ready2Wam Studio 11/25/24

Thank you so much!! for all the

and comments

we really appreciate it

Have a messy week

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is how the world ends, not with a squish but a splat!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 6/19/22

This is the way the world ends, not w/a squish but a splat

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Gurph Morlicks 5/30/22

What Hath God Wrought?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!!!!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly/Lisa!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

You do not want to fuck with Bad Dolly!

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Gurph Morlicks 5/24/22

Incense and Peppermints

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Gurph Morlicks 3/3/22

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

Have gold pants ever been worn more fetchingly?

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Gurph Morlicks 2/23/22

"If you're gonna ride..."

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MessyMissMarie 2/13/22

Hello Piero! I'm surprised you didn't throw your hat in the ring and possibly end up in my losers gallery with a pie in your face ;p

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tall tar toy 11/9/21

i like to be totally covered in ANYTHING messy but will give as well

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Navy 11/8/21

Think you should pull me in that mud by my tie knot and push me under forsing mud all over my navy uniform inside and out

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Gurph Morlicks 6/28/21

Land of Hope and Gloria

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I verCatchaBreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I everCatchaBreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get a Witness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? Can I Get aNapkin?Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 6/3/21

Can I Get aWitness? caniget a Napkin? Can I evercatchabreak?

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Gurph Morlicks 5/10/21

The Ghost of Pastries Past Howl in the Bones of Her Face

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Gurph Morlicks 3/30/21

�Everything is the opposite of what it is�Winston O'Ghurkin

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WildThang 3/29/21

Thanks for

our pictures!

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Gurph Morlicks 3/22/21

This Diamond Ring Doesn't Shine For You Anymore

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure, toliveityouhavetoexplode

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Gurph Morlicks 1/18/21

truthwastoopure,profound&obscure,toliveityouhavetoexplode

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