Woo chilly.. I spun cold Gunge.. let's go with a half gallon of ice cold milk dumped all over you head.. sorry for the cold, but the wheel has no mercy lol
OK then, pillory time served. I believe that the end tally, to be served in office suit with bra & knickers, is:
Pie sandwich Syrup and pie on head Second pie sandwich Cake batter Another two pies Ice cold milk over head Peanut butter facial Three eggs Third pie sandwich Fruit filling down panties Pie to the bottom Can of soup
Well that's a full shopping list! Go in the pillory, they said, it'll be fun (they didn't say that)