You either love it or hate it!

*eye roll*

Canned tomatoes

Every catch in the next three hours, you can select an item I get messy with. Limits: nothing disgusting. After five catches, you can choose what I'm wearing. After ten catches, you can double any previous mess.

Re-catches after 90 minutes. Best of luck...

Catch 1, pie sandwich

Catch 2 oh no there's a pie to sit on

Catch 3 have some custard

Catch - Custard in underwear

Catch 5- full can of whipped cream down whatever side of the underwear you didn't put the custard lol

catch 6. golden syrup

Catch 7. Chocolate sauce

Catch 8 another pie sandwich

Catch 9: pie boobs!

Catch 10, double the chocolate sauce

Here thanks to This or That

Catch me in the next 4 hours and tell me how to pie myself. Recatches after 2 hours.

Pie sandwich

Every catch in the next 12 hours can choose an item to fill my swimsuit with

Start with a classic baked beans

Catch - custard

catch - cottage cheese

Catch, have some rice pudding, in the back.

Catch, have some rice pudding, in the back.

Finally getting around to doing my outstanding forfeit from the hot potato thread. It is:

1) retrieve boomers choice of outfit from a bucket of gunge using only your teeth and put it on (boomer Frodobean chose Thong and Bralette)
2) stuff a hefty cream pie into the front and back of your underwear
3) Put peanut butter in your armpits
4) cover your crotch with jam
5) give yourself a Marshmallow Fluff shampooing
6) Pour the bucket of gunge the outfit was in over your head

Setting up for it now, but since it's taken a while to find time to do it, giving people the chance to make it worse! Any catches in the next 30 minutes can add a forfeit of any description to the bottom of the list. As I'm doing it straight afterwards, any messy forfeits can only use the supplies I have available (one item per catch):

Gravy
Garlic Mayo
Tomato Sauce
Marmalade
Foam pies
2 x Baked beans tins
3 x 1.5kg bags of flour (either mixed with water and food colouring, or sprinkled dry). First person that picks this option can only get me to use it on my body. If 2 or more people catch me and choose it, then over my head is an option.

catch. fill your bralette with baked beans

Catch 2, gravy over your head and face

Haha, ok!

Got everything ready, here's the outfit, which I've now taken off and put in the gunge ready.

Needs to sit there for a while, so final 10min to add anything else and then I'll start!

Anyone who catches me in the next 6 hours can choose one item for me to put in my tighty whities. You can also decide whether it goes in the front or back.

Lastly, you can decide if I should receive a wedgie after I add your item. Front, back, or all around.

Catch 1.

Let's get you started with spaghetti down the front. The wedgie can wait until the end.

catch 2

dump some cottage cheese into the back of your underwear