NorfolkMess said: Tempted though I was by Dms85's impassioned plea, I am mindful of the need to satisfy mudinundies2's desire to smell completely foul.
So, I'm going to pick curry sauce. This should not just be a jar from the supermarket - I expect at least 5L from an Indian wholesaler.
Mr- I can confirm - what I would pick is far worse than a bit of tikka masala
NorfolkMess said: Tempted though I was by Dms85's impassioned plea, I am mindful of the need to satisfy mudinundies2's desire to smell completely foul.
So, I'm going to pick curry sauce. This should not just be a jar from the supermarket - I expect at least 5L from an Indian wholesaler.
Mr- I can confirm - what I would pick is far worse than a bit of tikka masala
You've clearly not come across the gravy-based sauces yet ...
NorfolkMess said: Tempted though I was by Dms85's impassioned plea, I am mindful of the need to satisfy mudinundies2's desire to smell completely foul.
So, I'm going to pick curry sauce. This should not just be a jar from the supermarket - I expect at least 5L from an Indian wholesaler.
Mr- I can confirm - what I would pick is far worse than a bit of tikka masala
You've clearly not come across the gravy-based sauces yet ...
While it has been such a welcomed sight to see the return of my dear friend and partner in grime, the messy devastation caused by Mudinundies' return has been felt by many of us. However, i feel i have particularly been on the receiving end having been told he cheated on a previous poll which saw me get one of the most brutal sloppings seen this year, received a diabolical slopping punishment (still to be administered) for outing his cheating and now he has tried to dethrone me with the poll by attempting to take my title as the loser of polls with let's be honest, a dubious last 24 hour surge in votes.
While many of you have had the chance to get your revenge, I've not had the chance. As one of the most evil amongst us, I humbly beseech you, let me pick the additional slop bucket for him and let me have some small token of satisfaction on that we can all agree an innocent bystander in his recent exploits.
I would love to see you add something to the slop, so long as you both got it. You still tied.
Has it been decided what the extra bucket for not being naked is? If not, as I know Andy's choice was doubling the items picked - I suggest that each item listed should be used invidually (flour last!), then the extra bucket after should be all the items again fully mixed together
Messy43 said: Has it been decided what the extra bucket for not being naked is? If not, as I know Andy's choice was doubling the items picked - I suggest that each item listed should be used invidually (flour last!), then the extra bucket after should be all the items again fully mixed together
I was worried it was going to 8 different slops again
Messy43 said: Has it been decided what the extra bucket for not being naked is? If not, as I know Andy's choice was doubling the items picked - I suggest that each item listed should be used invidually (flour last!), then the extra bucket after should be all the items again fully mixed together
I was worried it was going to 8 different slops again
That's only my suggestion, other people may think like you If people were unsure about the open-ended rules, they should have said something before agreeing to them
Can't believe mud is going around making gross suggestions to appease his mess horn spaghetti hoops are minging.
I think I should be allowed to chose his extra slop bucket as my WoTD prize and revenge for dragging me into all his carnage. I'll pick something that he'll instantly regret
Dms85 said: Can't believe mud is going around making gross suggestions to appease his mess horn spaghetti hoops are minging.
I think I should be allowed to chose his extra slop bucket as my WoTD prize and revenge for dragging me into all his carnage. I'll pick something that he'll instantly regret
Honestly that would be fine with me as you'll pick something far worse than I would have
If permitted by others - Mud, your additional bucket would consist of Giant tub of garlic mayonnaise as the base - let that garlic get right into your pores. Added to it will be 5 tins of sardines in tomato sauce to provide some slippery, fishy aroma. A bottle of clanato to add some additional fishiness. For a bit of ruffsge add some expired coleslaw And to that some expired cottage cheese with pineapple - it's important to have some fruit and vitamin c. Some expired milk will provide some vitamin d And because you liked it so much, and can't believe nobody said, it some lovely, bright, vibrant and vingerary American mustard. Finally, the 8th ingredient, and by far the stinkiest thing I ever had, litres of cheap, unrefined, honking, horse feed molasses to appease a sweet tooth.
I await suggestions of what my additional bucket should contain.
This has just become a a seriously rank forfeit. Cheers Dms for your disgusting slops that will be going over my head. And thanks to all the lads for theirs. I will wear them all whilst I hang my head in shame and trying not to gag.
Btw Dms coleslaw was my suggestion to you. One of the stinkiest and most revolting textures. Cheers for landing that on me. Literally
Mudinundies2 said: This has just become a a seriously rank forfeit. Cheers Dms for your disgusting slops that will be going over my head. And thanks to all the lads for theirs. I will wear them all whilst I hand my head in shame and trying not to gag.
Btw Dms coleslaw was my suggestion to you. One of the stinkiest and most revolting textures. Cheers for landing that on me. Literally
The inclusion was purposefully added for that said reason; not that I found it much to write home about but then I again, we both know I'm the more hardcore of the two of us.