Messy_CA for your widest margin punishment you take a bottle of chocolate syrup over your head

Dbl999 let's go with a jar of peanut butter and covering head and face completely

Let's add some golden syrup for the sticky situation he got into. Do we have a current pie count for Messy_CA?

Currently his pie count is at 69

Thanks for the quick turnaround everyone! All punishments have been announced or sent to me (Gunger_88 wrote "Let's go cherry pie to the face"). Here is where we now stand for the league's main messes so far:

W12 - Biggest Point Winner (Gunger_88), Biggest Point Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (Cherry Pie to Face)
W12 - Biggest Difference Winner (geyemessy1), Biggest Difference Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (Chocolate Syrup over Head)
W12 - Hardest Fought Winner (ThePiesFly), Hardest Fought Loser (dbl999) - Announced Punishment (Jar of Peanut Butter over Head & Face)

Running Total - Punishments from Main Game
- BrightShirtGuy - Cake batter over head (Week 8), Dump green cake batter over self (Week 10), Pink cake batter (Week 11)
- dbl999 - Chocolate cream pie to back of pants & cover in two bowls of strawberry cake batter (Week 5), Pie to face (Week 10), Peanut butter over head and face (Week 12)
- geyemessy1 - None
- Gunger_88 - Pie to face (Week 11)
- Hooliham - Brownie batter to location of your choice (Week 9)
- John Smith - Sitting on pie of your choice (Week 2)
- kershawc69 - Cake batter over head (Week 6)
- MessySexy - Pancake Syrup down underwear (Week 9), Pie to face (Week 11)
- Messy_CA - Cherry pie to face & chocolate syrup over head (Week 12)
- Novagunger - Blueberry pie to face & slimy mess over head (Week 8)
- PieSlutLA - Chocolate pie to the face & Sitting on pie/cake (Week 1), coconut creme pie down front of boxers & bucket of oatmeal over head (Week 4)
- Poidog101 - None
- ThePiesFly - Stuff whole cake into underwear (Week 2), Chocolate pudding pie to face (Week 9)
- WamNewbie - Pie down pants & Gunge over head (Week 3), Cream pie to the face (Week 6), Sit on pie & Mustard Pie to face (Week 7), Pie to face (Week 10)

Here are the lineups for Week 13:

Poidog101 vs dbl999
Hooliham vs kershawc69
Messy_CA vs PieSlutLA
BrightShirtGuy vs geyemessy1
WamNewbie vs Novagunger
MessySexy vs John Smith
Gunger_88 vs ThePiesFly

I forgot to mention - geyemessy1, PieSlutLA, and I have already clinched our playoff spots! There are still 5 more spots up for grabs, so good luck to everyone in these final 2 weeks of the regular season!

Our penultimate regular week of the League Pick'Em side bet has passed and we have 1 final regular week for the game, but it's not over next week because the game lasts until week 17. For this week we have 3 winners and 1 loser. First, for the winners, both PieSlutLA and myself have guessed 6 out of 7 teams correctly, and Novagunger has guessed 4/7. This means that Messy_CA is once again in the loser's spot, with 7 incorrect guesses. This means that he gets 7 pies, and since he's on week 2 of a losing streak he gets another 2 for a total of 9 pies this week, and a current pie count of 78. Since PieSlutLA, Novagunger and I are on a win streak we all get to add an additional messy item for Messy_CA's forfeit.

We also have a first, this week since Messy_CA didn't get a single guess correct, we finally get to unleash rule 3, which states that if a player guesses every team wrong then they get a bowl of mess chosen by the winner of the week. Well this week we have a tie for the winner of the week since both PieSlutLA and I are in first place this week with 6/7 guesses correct we both get to add an additional bowl of mess for Messy_CA. For my messy item I give Messy_CA a bottle of pancake syrup, and for his bowl of mess, I'm giving him a bowl of mashed potatoes to pour in his underwear. Next week is the final week with 7 team to choose from, and then we have 3 more weeks for the playoffs.

It looks like unlucky number 13 plays some tricks on us during this week. Three of the top people in the pool (geyemessy1, Hooliham, and I) ended up being in the three closest-point matchups of the week. Also, when it rains, it pours: John Smith had the highest point overall this week, and MessySexy had the lowest point overall this week, and they happened to be playing each other, which meant their match up was the biggest point difference this week! John Smith, feel free to assign a pie and location to MessySexy for your biggest point win (and their lowest points) as well as a mess to them for having the biggest margin of victory over them this week! For the hardest fought battle victory, Hooliham, congratulations, and feel free to assign kershawc69 a mess too!

W13 Results

John Smith (137.36) vs MessySexy (38.80) - Difference 98.56
PieSlutLA (121.26) vs Messy_CA (60.78) - Difference 60.48
Gunger_88 (126.72) vs ThePiesFly (96.96) - Difference 29.76
Novagunger (81.48) vs WamNewbie (60.88) - Difference 20.60
geyemessy1 (91.70) vs BrightShirtGuy (76.74) - Difference 14.96
Poidog101 (96.10) vs dbl999 (92.72) - Difference 3.38
Hooliham (127.30) vs kershawc69 (126.18) - Difference 1.12

W13 - Biggest Point Winner (John Smith), Biggest Point Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (?)
W13 - Biggest Difference Winner (John Smith), Biggest Difference Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (?)
W13 - Hardest Fought Winner (Hooliham), Hardest Fought Loser (kershawc69) - Announced Punishment (?)

How about a lovely ice cream sundae in the underwear???

Alright, all punishments have been announced or sent to me (John Smith wrote "for payups, let's do a chocolate cream pie in the back of underwear and ice cream down the front"). Here is where we now stand for the league's main messes so far:

W13 - Biggest Point Winner (John Smith), Biggest Point Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (Chocolate cream pie in back of underwear)
W13 - Biggest Difference Winner (John Smith), Biggest Difference Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (Ice cream down front of underwear)
W13 - Hardest Fought Winner (Hooliham), Hardest Fought Loser (kershawc69) - Announced Punishment (Ice cream sundae in underwear)

Running Total - Punishments from Main Game
- BrightShirtGuy - Cake batter over head (Week 8), Dump green cake batter over self (Week 10), Pink cake batter (Week 11)
- dbl999 - Chocolate cream pie to back of pants & cover in two bowls of strawberry cake batter (Week 5), Pie to face (Week 10), Peanut butter over head and face (Week 12)
- geyemessy1 - None
- Gunger_88 - Pie to face (Week 11)
- Hooliham - Brownie batter to location of your choice (Week 9)
- John Smith - Sitting on pie of your choice (Week 2)
- kershawc69 - Cake batter over head (Week 6), Ice cream sundae in underwear (Week 13)
- MessySexy - Pancake Syrup down underwear (Week 9), Pie to face (Week 11), Chocolate cream pie in back of underwear & ice cream in front (Week 13)
- Messy_CA - Cherry pie to face & chocolate syrup over head (Week 12)
- Novagunger - Blueberry pie to face & slimy mess over head (Week 8)
- PieSlutLA - Chocolate pie to the face & Sitting on pie/cake (Week 1), coconut creme pie down front of boxers & bucket of oatmeal over head (Week 4)
- Poidog101 - None
- ThePiesFly - Stuff whole cake into underwear (Week 2), Chocolate pudding pie to face (Week 9)
- WamNewbie - Pie down pants & Gunge over head (Week 3), Cream pie to the face (Week 6), Sit on pie & Mustard Pie to face (Week 7), Pie to face (Week 10)

Here are the lineups for the final regular season week, Week 14:

Poidog101 vs Gunger_88
Hooliham vs ThePiesFly
Messy_CA vs kershawc69
dbl999 vs MessySexy
BrightShirtGuy vs WamNewbie
geyemessy1 vs PieSlutLA
Novagunger vs John Smith

Hooliham was also able to clinch their playoff spot! There are still 4 more spots up for grabs, so good luck to everyone in this final weeks of the regular season!

It's the last 7 team game of the League Pick'Em side bet and starting next week players will only have 4 teams to choose from. But we still have the results for this week and again we have 3 winners and 1 loser. The winners are myself with 5/7 correct guesses, Novagunger with 5/7 correct guesses and PieSlutLA with 4/3 correct guesses. You know what that means Messy_CA has lost another round with 5 wrong guesses which means he gets another 5 pies, and since he's 3 weeks into a losing streak he gets another 4 pies, for a total of 9 pies this week bringing his total pie total up to 87 pies and also the 3 others are continuing on their win streak and get to choose another item to use on Messy_CA, and also a reminder to Novagunger and PieSlutLA you still need to choose the extra mess to give Messy_CA for last week as well as for this week as well. My extra item for Messy_CA is a bottle of chocolate syrup

let's add another bucket of ice water to help clean some if that mess off as well as some glitter for his shining results.

Well the regular season has ended, and what a way to close this chapter out with two very close matchups that came down to the wire. We also saw some notable events this week:
- For just the second time all season, our league leader, Geyemessy, suffered a rare loss.
- Hooliham, who was the hardest fought victor last week, had a close matchup this week and came out with the hardest fought victory again.
- Since there is no consolation bracket on Yahoo Fantasy when there are 8 teams in the final, our lowest 6 people will not be playing any more games, and so we know the last place team of the season is MessySexy. They had the same record as DBL999, but DBL999 had more Points For (PF), so MessySexy is in last place. I'll make a new post about their group punishment.

Messy_CA, feel free to assign a pie and location to dbl999 for your biggest point win (and their lowest points). Also Messy_CA, please assign kershawc69 a mess for having the biggest margin of victory over them this week! For the hardest fought battle victory, Hooliham, congratulations again, and feel free to assign ThePiesFly a mess too!

W14 Results

Messy_CA (145.34) vs kershawc69 (95.52) - Difference 49.82
MessySexy (92.80) vs dbl999 (62.38) - Difference 30.42
BrightShirtGuy (95.12) vs WamNewbie (68.52) - Difference 26.60
John Smith (104.54) vs Novagunger (85.72) - Difference 18.82
PieSlutLA (118.32) vs geyemessy1 (101.00) - Difference 17.32
Poidog101 (111.44) vs Gunger_88 (108.20) - Difference 3.24
Hooliham (84.80) vs ThePiesFly (83.46) - Difference 1.34

W14 - Biggest Point Winner (Messy_CA), Biggest Point Loser (dbl999) - Announced Punishment (?)
W14 - Biggest Difference Winner (Messy_CA), Biggest Difference Loser (kershawc69) - Announced Punishment (?)
W14 - Hardest Fought Winner (Hooliham), Hardest Fought Loser (ThePiesFly) - Announced Punishment (?)

As I mentioned in my last post, MessySexy is the last place team of our league this season. According to the league rules, "All league members will come up with a messy forfeit. The manager of the last place team at the end of the season will have to perform all forfeits and report back to the group how it went." Feel free to either (a) send me or (b) post here the messy forfeit you want MessySexy to perform for being the last place team this season.

Announced Mess for MessySexy (Last Place Team of the Season)
- BrightShirtGuy - 48hrs in costume pillory, in a cheerleader costume
- dbl999 - Human hotdog (ketchup and mustard over self)
- geyemessy1 - 2 Cake batter slime in your favorite team's colors
- Gunger_88 - Bottle of tomato sauce over head
- Hooliham - ???
- John Smith - ???
- kershawc69 - ???
- Messy_CA - ???
- Novagunger - play the bucket game with a 24 hour catch time and a list ofv10 savory items
- PieSlutLA - pie sandwich
- Poidog101 - Syrup in underwear
- ThePiesFly - A pie for each loss during the season
- WamNewbie - ???

Forfeit for MessySexy: 2 Cake batter slime in your favorite team's colors

play the bucket game with a 24 hour catch time and a list ofv10 savory items.

Do we need to better define winning since it's now possible to have an even number of correct and incorrect guesses?

I was thinking that 2 wins would count as a loss. If more people think that 2 should count as a win then we can do that.

That was my vote as well but thought that we should formerlize it

Hello everyone! Messy_CA sent me his punishments for his victory (Blueberry pie to the face for DBL999, Peanut butter in the armpits for Kershawc69). Unfortunately, Hooliham hasn't sent me his win over ThePiesFly, so we'll go with our default mess of a pie to the face. Here is where we now stand for the league's main messes so far:

W14 - Biggest Point Winner (Messy_CA), Biggest Point Loser (dbl999) - Announced Punishment (Blueberry pie to the face)
W14 - Biggest Difference Winner (Messy_CA), Biggest Difference Loser (kershawc69) - Announced Punishment (Peanut butter in the armpits)
W14 - Hardest Fought Winner (Hooliham), Hardest Fought Loser (ThePiesFly) - Announced Punishment (Pie to the face)


Running Total - Punishments from Main Game
- BrightShirtGuy - Cake batter over head (Week 8), Dump green cake batter over self (Week 10), Pink cake batter (Week 11)
- dbl999 - Chocolate cream pie to back of pants & cover in two bowls of strawberry cake batter (Week 5), Pie to face (Week 10), Peanut butter over head and face (Week 12), Blueberry pie to the face (Week 14)
- geyemessy1 - None
- Gunger_88 - Pie to face (Week 11)
- Hooliham - Brownie batter to location of your choice (Week 9)
- John Smith - Sitting on pie of your choice (Week 2)
- kershawc69 - Cake batter over head (Week 6), Ice cream sundae in underwear (Week 13), Peanut butter in the armpits (Week 14)
- MessySexy - Pancake Syrup down underwear (Week 9), Pie to face (Week 11), Chocolate cream pie in back of underwear & ice cream in front (Week 13)
- Messy_CA - Cherry pie to face & chocolate syrup over head (Week 12)
- Novagunger - Blueberry pie to face & slimy mess over head (Week 8)
- PieSlutLA - Chocolate pie to the face & Sitting on pie/cake (Week 1), coconut creme pie down front of boxers & bucket of oatmeal over head (Week 4)
- Poidog101 - None
- ThePiesFly - Stuff whole cake into underwear (Week 2), Chocolate pudding pie to face (Week 9), Pie to the face (Week 14)
- WamNewbie - Pie down pants & Gunge over head (Week 3), Cream pie to the face (Week 6), Sit on pie & Mustard Pie to face (Week 7), Pie to face (Week 10)

Here are the lineups for the quarterfinals (Week 15):
geyemessy1 vs ThePiesFly
Hooliham vs Messy_CA
PieSlutLA vs Gunger_88
Poidog101 vs John Smith

Here's what's still on the line... the winner of this year's fantasy football (who will have come out on top over 13 opponents) will be able to assign 13 messes however they see fit across all members of the tournament pool (possibly piling all the messes on a couple people, or spreading them around more evenly... their choice)!

Also, a couple people sent me their messes for MessySexy, who is the last place finisher in our leage this year. Here is where their last-place mess currently stands:

Announced Mess for MessySexy (Last Place Team of the Season)
- BrightShirtGuy - 48hrs in costume pillory, in a cheerleader costume
- dbl999 - Human hotdog (ketchup and mustard over self)
- geyemessy1 - 2 Cake batter slime in your favorite team's colors
- Gunger_88 - Bottle of tomato sauce over head
- Hooliham - Pie sandwich
- John Smith - Marshmallow fluff shampoo
- kershawc69 - ???
- Messy_CA - Ice cream sundae in underwear
- Novagunger - play the bucket game with a 24 hour catch time and a list ofv10 savory items
- PieSlutLA - pie sandwich
- Poidog101 - Syrup in underwear
- ThePiesFly - A pie for each loss during the season
- WamNewbie - Head-dunk into a bucket of green slime

Give me your worse! I want to be humiliated and disgusted! Also what is the bucket challenge?

https://umd.net/groups/bucket-game

I'd be down for the bucket challenge at 10hrs. Sounds fun and humiliating and can be gross! Or do I have to do all these that everyone said or do you guys pick?

it was 10 items with a 24 hour catch period for each catch

Also per the league rules you owe ALL the forfeits.

End of the Tournament
1. All league members will come up with a messy forfeit. The manager of the last place team at the end of the season will have to perform all forfeits and report back to the group how it went.

Omg lol

So do I join that forum for the bucket challenge or we doing it here?

MessySexy - I think you join that forum and do the posting there.

With only 4 teams last week to choose from, the chances of losing and getting pied go up especially since it was decided via 3 of us participating in the league that 2 guesses count as a loss, so let's see how everyone's done this week. It looks like we have one winner for the week PieSlutLA who guessed 3 out of 4 correctly, and it looks like everyone else has to get pied this week.

Both I and Messy_CA only got 2 correct, which means that we both get 2 pies, and Novagunger only guessed 1 correct which means he gets 3 pies, that's not all though as PieSlutLA is still on a winning streak so he gets to choose an item to use on any of us losers. Also, Messy_CA is still on their losing streak and this is their 4th week so they get an extra 6 pies which means this week he gets 8 pies for this week. That's the end of this week's League Pick'Em update and next week will have the same number of teams to choose from. However, we still have one more order of business to take care of.

With their 8 pies this week Messy_CA's pie total is now at 95 pies. So Messy-CA, as per your post on 10/18 since you've managed to hit 90 pies you may get rid of all of them in exchange for partaking in MessySexy's last place forfeit. If however, you decide you'd rather take the 95 pies you may do that as well. Whatever you decide post your decision before the end of Week 16's matchups.

Edit. PieSlutLA has given away the messy item and has decided that I must sit on a pie

The semifinals are now in the rearview mirror and what a competitive week it was! We're now down from the top 8 to the top 4. Our messy consequences are still in effect.

PieSlutLA, feel free to assign a pie and location to Messy_CA for your biggest point win (and their lowest points). Also, I will assign John Smith a mess of a pie sandwich to the face for having the biggest margin of victory over them this week! For the hardest fought battle victory, Hooliham, congratulations yet again, and feel free to assign Messy_CA a mess of your choice!

Week 15 (Semifinals) Results
Poidog101 (129.50) vs John Smith (95.86) - Difference 33.64
PieSlutLA (138.02) vs Gunger_88 (106.56) - Difference 31.46
ThePiesFly (123.82) vs geyemessy1 (106.04) - Difference 17.78
Hooliham (100.66) vs Messy_CA (90.94) - Difference 9.72

W15 - Biggest Point Winner (PieSlutLA), Biggest Point Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (?)
W15 - Biggest Difference Winner (Poidog101), Biggest Difference Loser (John Smith) - Announced Punishment (?)
W15 - Hardest Fought Winner (Hooliham), Hardest Fought Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (?)

Hello everyone! PieSlutLA sent me their punishments for his victory ("Sit on a pie") over Messy_CA, and Hooliham sent me their win over Messy_CA too ("Have them dump some melted ice cream all over themselves"). Here is where we now stand for the league's main messes so far:

W15 - Biggest Point Winner (PieSlutLA), Biggest Point Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (Sit on a pie)
W15 - Biggest Difference Winner (Poidog101), Biggest Difference Loser (John Smith) - Announced Punishment (Pie sandwich)
W15 - Hardest Fought Winner (Hooliham), Hardest Fought Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (Melted Ice Cream Over Self)


Running Total - Punishments from Main Game
- BrightShirtGuy - Cake batter over head (Week 8), Dump green cake batter over self (Week 10), Pink cake batter (Week 11)
- dbl999 - Chocolate cream pie to back of pants & cover in two bowls of strawberry cake batter (Week 5), Pie to face (Week 10), Peanut butter over head and face (Week 12), Blueberry pie to the face (Week 14)
- geyemessy1 - None
- Gunger_88 - Pie to face (Week 11)
- Hooliham - Brownie batter to location of your choice (Week 9)
- John Smith - Sitting on pie of your choice (Week 2), Pie sandwich (Week 15)
- kershawc69 - Cake batter over head (Week 6), Ice cream sundae in underwear (Week 13), Peanut butter in the armpits (Week 14)
- MessySexy - Pancake Syrup down underwear (Week 9), Pie to face (Week 11), Chocolate cream pie in back of underwear & ice cream in front (Week 13)
- Messy_CA - Cherry pie to face & chocolate syrup over head (Week 12), Sit on pie & dump melted ice cream over self (Week 15)
- Novagunger - Blueberry pie to face & slimy mess over head (Week 8)
- PieSlutLA - Chocolate pie to the face & Sitting on pie/cake (Week 1), coconut creme pie down front of boxers & bucket of oatmeal over head (Week 4)
- Poidog101 - None
- ThePiesFly - Stuff whole cake into underwear (Week 2), Chocolate pudding pie to face (Week 9), Pie to the face (Week 14)
- WamNewbie - Pie down pants & Gunge over head (Week 3), Cream pie to the face (Week 6), Sit on pie & Mustard Pie to face (Week 7), Pie to face (Week 10)

Here are the lineups for the semifinals (Week 16):

Championship Bracket:
Poidog101 vs ThePiesFly
Hooliham vs PieSlutLA

Consolation Bracket:
Messy_CA vs Gunger_88
geyemessy1 vs John Smith

As a reminder, the winner of this year's fantasy football (who will have come out on top over 13 opponents) will be able to assign 13 messes however they see fit across all members of the tournament pool (possibly piling all the messes on a couple people, or spreading them around more evenly... their choice)! Good luck to everyone in our penultimate week!