Update: as I was pulling plants out of the garden, turns out some of the mud churned up by ripping out the roots was soft and a little deep. Turned on the hose and churned it up. Here's the after picture. "During" pictures and video will be posted to my page sometime over the weekend. A few ok ones, some too close, video has a happy ending.
Feeling adventurous, If you can catch me in 1 hour I'll take a fully clothed 2 minute cold shower novagunger said, "You almost made it but you are caught." No I'm not! Yeah, I'm caught.....
steve said: Been raining all day. If I'm caught in an hour, I'll find something white in the closet and roll around in the mud a bit tomorrow.
Time is now 9:38 Eastern.
Caught!
I need to take a literal rain check. Yesterday's rain on top of a long wet summer, punctuated by a ridiculously wet September has put the mud I was heading for under several feet of water, and the trail has been closed, preventing exploration of replacement mud.
The "wet dirt" at home was too firm to be fun.
So, later in the day I was ripping out the vegetable garden and worked up some decent mud. Not as deep or smooth as what I had been heading for, but pretty full coverage. Plus the clothes cleaned up only a little dingy, so a sweet staining challenge some time in the future. More pictures and 2 videos are on my page.
If you can catch me in 10 minutes I'll take a clothed 1 minute cold shower Even though it was only ten minutes it felt good to actually get away' with one ! ! !
If you catch me in the next 8 hrs I will take 1 water balloon over my head for each catch. If I am caught more then 7 times I will post a poll and let you vote on my outfit for the soaking.
Love you, too
Well if nothing else it wasn't in the first 2-5 minutes! 
