I'm calling messymax1s bluff and trading with him

A bold choice some slime could be coming your way if you believe him!


A scantily clad stage hand swaps your boxes. Fatpiefan nervously opens his new box to find a ticket. He reads it out loud, "stay clean and give another player a bucket of slime."

Confetti rains down from the rafters onto Fatpiefan as the cloud politely claps slightly disappointed.

Congratulations fatpiefan! While you make up your mind on who should be slimed, let's move on to 314d; do you want to open your box or swap with another player who has not yet opened theirs?

Knew it! I'll bide my time with my decision >: D

I'll swap with BlueGriffin

As you wish!

The sexy stage hand switches your box with Bluegriffins.

You nervously reach inside to grab the ticket inside as Bluegriffin smirks the same small smile he gave when he first reached into his box.

You begin to read, "take a pie sandwich," and before you can even finish the last word, the same stage hand has snuck up behind you. They smash 2 pies made of graham cracker crust, vanilla pudding and coolwhip into either side of your head as the crowd erupts with cheers.

Bluegriffin, you're up next!

I start to see how this game is going and realize it was a mistake to pick that far up in the line along with some other thoughts.

"Ok. I'll switch other number 9." I say, not wanting my box.

Box Number 9 coming right up!

The stage hand once again comes up to swap boxes. Bluegrifin and SuperSloppy have their boxes swapped.

Bluegriffin confidently reaches inside, fully believing SuperSloppy was telling the truth. He finds the ticket and begins to read, "Stay clean and give another player 2 pies"

Once again confetti rains down from the rafters and the crowd goes mild! (wishing they saw someone get messy). FatPieMan and Bluegriffin shoot a look at each other across the stage both armed with bullets trying to decide if either will fire at the other.

Messymax, step up to the mic. Which box do you choose?

I smile and pump my fist in the air at seeing my box's contents and start to figuring out who I'm going to pie.

I suppose I deserved that seeing as I forgot to follow the thread so I could get notifications

Well there is always next game!

I'll swap my box with the host of the show, so i'm swapping with you, Sploshd!

Ooo are you sure? Doesn't matter because it's too late to change your mind now!

The scantily clad stage hand swaps Max's box with mine. Max excitedly reaches into the box to find the ticket. He begins to read just two words, "Stay clean."

Confetti falls from the rafters onto Max. The audience lightly applauds clearly wishing it was slime.

Wam262, you're up; time to choose your fate!

I peer into my box to read the ticket trying my best to keep a poker face, but probably let slip a look of nervousness with a hint of excitement.

"Well, I'm definitely not neutral about this box. I'd say if you are trying not to get too messy, you should stay away from my box."

I'm going to swap with dassault

Ahhh the foreshadowing from the discussion phase has come to fruition!

A stage hand swaps Dassault and your box. With a big smile on your face, you reach into to grab the ticket, but as you start to read the smile fades, "Start a 3 day vote against another player for 3 buckets of gunge and 4 pies"

All of the audience members applauds and lean in with interest, their hands already reaching for the voting devices underneath their seats.

Well, that should be exciting! Dassault after having your box stolen are you going to keep your new box or swap with another player that hasn't opened their box yet?

Phew Wam262 - I've been there and I've gotten to do that. I probably still have pie in my ears. Haha!
Good luck with it Mate!!

I decide to give the audience what they want.

"Excuse me host. I'd like to pick Max to receive my 2 pies." I say going to the table of messy supplies to pick up the pies. "Unless he they have any other better recommendations"

I think it's only fair that dassault joins me in my vote, since it was his box

Well bluegriffin, i was hoping to extend my luck and keep myself clean hahah

Any wishes on how i pie myself? Or do you wanna change the winner of the 2 pie punishment

Bluegriffin, while you figure out how max takes his pie, I'm going to choose you for my bucket of slime. Seems only fair

(I pause at the pie table, raising an eyebrow.) "You sure about that? I still haven't used my pies" I say cooly. "I was being the better person to not trigger mutually assured mess-struction."

"Too late! Decisions have been made!"

BlueGriffin is currently standing in front of a table that looks like a lemonade stand, only the sign reads pie stand. The sexy stage hand is wearing only a cooking apron with their arms open for BlueGriffin to choose his pies. The pie stand has a pair of each of the following flavors of pie all made with a graham cracker base and a mountain of coolwhip:
- Vanilla pudding
- Chocolate pudding
- Cherry pie filling
- Blueberry pie filling
- Strawberry pie filling
- Mixed berry pie filling
- Lemon curd
- Key lime curd
There's also syrups and other toppings for addons to sprinkle on top.

While BlueGriffin is deciding with his hand on his chin, a bucket of green cake batter slime descends onto him catching him completely off guard and completely covering him. The stage hand, also caught off guard takes a step back a bit too late and has their apron splattered in green. The audience goes wild cheering as BlueGriffin's mouth forms an O in surprise green slime cascading down his head.


"While BlueGriffin decides on his pies, audience you have some deciding to do as well! Take our your buzzers and vote 1. for Wam262 and 2. for Dassault." The audience absolutely buzzing from all the excitement starts their votes: https://umd.net/groups/carrot-in-a-box-game-vote--wam262vs-dass

"And speaking of choices, Dassault, you're still up! I can tell you're nervous and I'm sure the vote isn't helping that, but you only have a little over a day left!"

Dassault whispers something into the hosts ear.

"What's that? You'd like to keep your box? Sounds like a plan!" (Dassault sent me a message to keep. Just a reminder that in the future feel free to post your decision in the thread )

Dassault nervously opens his box and slowly pulls out the ticket. "Take a Pie sandwich"

"Ahh opting for the small mess over risking a trip to the pie pod or pie wash, probably a smart play!" the host says.

The stage hand returns with a pair of graham cracker cherry filling pies topped with coolwhip in each hand. They stop at Dassault's podium. He manages to give them a small smile before the pies crash into either side of their head sending cream and cherry filling all over him. The audience cheers again as the game is really picking up.

"Dare_me, you're up next, which box do you fancy?"

I roll my eye at getting slimed, shaking off what I can and getting focused back at the mess at hand.

I pick a mixed berry pie and a classic chocolate pudding pie. I add a layer of sprinkles, honey and more sprinkles on the berry pie and leave the chocolate alone. Carrying them both, i wind up the chocolate one and shove it forward impacting their face and giving it a bit of a twist before smearing it upwards into Max's hair.

Leaving the pan on top, I pants Max with my free hand. "The host never said how I get to pie you."

(I pull open the front of your underwear and slowly push the pie into your groin, making sure the honey snd sprinkles have time to latch in before smearing it backwards between your legs and to your butt. Leaving the penciled pie wedged between your butt and the back of your underwear, I let the crowd get a flash of your berry stained, sprinkle covered crouch before I let your waistband snap back and leave you to pull up your pants as I make my way back to my box, dusting off my hands.)

I struggle to hold back my laughter at the sight. You both look ridiculous

The audience after a second of stunned silence erupt into a standing ovation

"Well, I didn't know it was going to be that type of show...ok ok I'm apparently not as good at lying as some of our contestants; I was pretty sure it was going to be EXACTLY that type of show."

(One question that I was asked in private was if this game was a text roleplay or if messy consequences were being given that the players are expected to do in real life. I wanted to clarify, I just added the gameshow story as some fun flavor text that I hope you guys are enjoying, and I love seeing you add to like BlueGriffin and FatPieFan just did. That said, this was still intended to be a messy game that has real life consequences like the original mystery boxes games and most the games in this forum. If future hosts don't want to do this/people don't want to engage in the roleplay, don't feel obligated to.)

"the timer is ticking down dare_me!" The host taunts, " you only have 24 hrs left before you keep your box!"

The audience is on the edge of their seats after the recent excitement, ready to see more mess fly.

As the timer ticks down to 0, a secret compartment in the podium in front of dare_me opens, but he's too lost in thought trying to figure out who has the best box. From the secret compartment flings a coolwhip pie right in dare_me's face. The audience cheers and dare_me dramatically wipes the pie from his eyes and throws his fingers to the ground

"Ohh looks like you've run out of time, you're going to have to keep your box!" the host says.

Dare_me wipes reaches in reluctantly already knowing his face and begins to read "Go to the Pie Wash (per wwyd game rules)" The stage hand guides dare_me to the right of podiums where a racing chair with straps is sitting in a small room that looks like a shower with 3 plastic tubes angled at the chair. Dare_me gets strapped in to the chair as the host says, "Looks like care_me is all ready, audience we're going to give him 3 full rotations in the pie wash, let's count them down....aaaaand go!" The pie wash springs to life spraying a liquidy whipped cream out of each of the 4 tubes right at dare_me, the chair starts spinning to make sure he is completely covered from all angles, and the audience counts down with great delight as he makes a full rotation. "1...2...3!" By the end dare_me is completely covered from head to toe in the creamy mixture and the crowd cheers!

"Well that looked like a fun trip, but now it's Supersloppy's turn! Who's box do you want?"

I am so glad that Dare_Me did not hear me laughing at the sight of BlueGriffin and MessyMax. The sudden mess that the two of them got was hysterically funny, causing me to laugh out loud. I don't want to attract anyone's attention in the hopes that they don't take my box. I've been able to hold onto it this long, and I would hate to think that my laughing at the sight of MessyMax's britches would cause me to lose my box.

It is getting harder to control my laughter as I watch the mess just slide right down BlueGriffin - such a mess. They look so comical. Just control yourself TexasBeau and sit here quietly. It's almost your turn to announce that you will be keeping your box!

Well, I know someone already gave the host their box, and it's probably bad, and I know mine isn't great, so I'll swap with TexasBeau as I think that's my only other choice.