No. It's not crazy. It sounds like a fun birthday present. You're probably gonna be told that leaving it open for 34 hours is not how the game works. You need to specify an interval and if you're caught within the interval the clock starts again. But I'll still wish you a happy birthday however you decide to do it
Proper Slopper said: As much as I've loved laughing at MUI2, this weekend it's time for my comeuppance. It's a truly revolting bucket of slop that Mrs Slopper will be shaming me with and if I'm honest I thought about chickening out. I've never taken anything this gross before and feel a bit victimised. As my final humiliation I will leave it to you nasty people to choose what ridiculous outfit I have to wear whilst suffering this slop. Blue & pink or black?
Black, like MIU2, represents the web you wove yourself into that got you into the mess you'll be getting
Someone really mean put this in my bucket but I couldn't find it in Asda. I've bought solid blue cheese, am I best blending this with milk or melting with milk?
I'd say melting but prob needs a bit of flour to bind it (like a roux)
Someone really mean put this in my bucket but I couldn't find it in Asda. I've bought solid blue cheese, am I best blending this with milk or melting with milk?
blue cheese dressing is usually a mix of blue cheese, mayo, and sour cream. enjoy!
Proper Slopper said: Ugh. Only a few hours to go and dread is setting in. I thought this would be fun but this is definitely feeling more like a punishment/forfeit.
A punishment for being naive I guess. Do I really deserve to be covered in disgusting slop?
Proper Slopper said: Mistakes were made, I bit off more than I could chew.
As a bucket virgin I wanted to try everything and be a brave little soldier but this was not the fun sexy little slopping I thought it was going to be. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever been subjected to. I've learned some valuable lessons in terms of my limits, I will not be so willing to endure some of these substances so easily in the future. The mustard overpowered everything unsurprisingly, it was the only thing I could smell and taste and it was vile. That being said the pilchards were utterly gross as well.
There was no key retrieval and no wallowing and there will be no day old slops. The last time I did that it was mostly just gunge and beans and peas and nowhere near as putrid as this. Straight down the toilet.
I will have a think and open myself up for punishment for welching in the new year.
As I lay there completely destroyed and unable to derive much pleasure from the experience I was just focused on how pathetic I must be to allow this. Even Mrs Slopper didn't enjoy it much, she mostly looked at me with pity and shame.
DMS, MIU2 I submit, you're both far better at this than I am. I am a loser in every sense. I hope at the very least that you enjoy seeing how much I hated it.
I don't enjoy it - I endure things even MIU2 won't do - all to prove I'm the ultimate gungee
Good effort l! great to see you humiliated but knowing you don't like it, fully expect me to dish out similar consequences in the future (it's just what I do - I'm evil like that)
Because I saw DMS's post within an hour on the If You Don't Reply thread he now has to do 5 challenges of my choosing. Because Proper couldn't complete bobbing for keys or taking a bucket of day old slops, DMS is going to get the chance to upstage us and show us that he is the ultimate gungee. Task 1, bobbing for his keys before dumping the bucket on his head. And Task 2, collecting all the leftover slop, letting it sit for a day and dumping on himself again. Only 3 more to go DMS.
pieguybk said: Because I saw DMS's post within an hour on the If You Don't Reply thread he now has to do 5 challenges of my choosing. Because Proper couldn't complete bobbing for keys or taking a bucket of day old slops, DMS is going to get the chance to upstage us and show us that he is the ultimate gungee. Task 1, bobbing for his keys before dumping the bucket on his head. And Task 2, collecting all the leftover slop, letting it sit for a day and dumping on himself again. Only 3 more to go DMS.
No problem- I'll show you wimps how it's really done