I posted this last year and got some good responses so I'll put it up again for the new NFL season-- a little bit more before the start of the regular season this time.
Two dares, do one or the other or both if you really want to--
Dare 1 (short): Pick one of the 32 NFL teams and post the forfeit you'll do if they don't win the Super Bowl.
Dare 2 (longer): Pick out sixteen messy substances, or even make them mini-dares if you want. Rank them from 1 (easiest) to 16 (nastiest) and post them here, along with one of the 32 NFL teams. At the end of the regular season, you have to do 1 item down your list for each time your team lost. (If they have a tie, flip a coin: heads you don't do one more, tails you do) If the season's already started, subtract from the 16 the number of games your team has won, and you're already committed to do the first few down to how many games your team has lost (e.g. if they're 3-2, you list 16-3=13 items/dares and you'll already have to do the first 2).
And by all means, once the regular season finishes on December 31 and you do your dare (for Dare 1, your fate could be determined as late as the Super Bowl, Feb. 4), I strongly encourage posting pictures!
If the Pats don't win the Super Bowl, I will: 1: Tie my legs together with many lengths of rope and many knots so that it will take about 15 minutes to get untied. 2: Totally cover my face, ears, hair, and cock with six liters of Cool Whip mixed with Sour Cream. 3: Edge for a full 30 minutes with the requirement that if I cum before then I must continue stimulating my sensitive penis head until the 30 minutes is reached.
Dare 2 Messy substances:
1: Chocolate Cream, pie to face 2: Shaving Cream, pie to face 3: Whipped Cream, pie to face 4: Cool Whip and Sour Cream, head dunk 5: Chocolate Pudding, pie to face 6: Cake batter, pour over head 7: Fudge Brownie mix, head dunk 8: Three tubes of Toothpaste, pie to face 9: One dozen eggs mixed with flour, pour over head 10: One gallon of mayonnaise, pour over head 11: Marshmallow Fluff, pie to face 12: One gallon of Custard, pour over head 13: Three cans of gel shave cream, pie to face plus a pie sandwich 14: Six liters of Chocolate Pudding, head dunk 15: Six cartons of Marshmallow Fluff, head dunk 16: One gallon of Elmer's Glue, pour over head
For Dare 2 people, the NFL regular season is over and the teams finished with the following records:
13-3 : New England Patriots, Pittsburgh Steelers, Philadelphia Eagles, Minnesota Vikings 11-5 : Los Angeles Rams, New Orleans Saints, Carolina Panthers 10-6 : Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Atlanta Falcons 9-7 : Tennessee Titans, Buffalo Bills, Baltimore Ravens, Los Angeles Chargers, Detroit Lions, Seattle Seahawks, Dallas Cowboys 8-8 : Arizona Cardinals 7-9 : Cincinnati Bengals, Green Bay Packers, Washington Redskins 6-10 : Oakland Raiders, Miami Dolphins, San Francisco 49ers 5-11 : Denver Broncos, New York Jets, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Chicago Bears 4-12 : Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans 3-13 : New York Giants 0-16 : Cleveland Browns
Was anyone brave (or foolhardy) enough to pick Cleveland?
tiedandmessy said: If the Pats don't win the Super Bowl, I will: 1: Tie my legs together with many lengths of rope and many knots so that it will take about 15 minutes to get untied. 2: Totally cover my face, ears, hair, and cock with six liters of Cool Whip mixed with Sour Cream. 3: Edge for a full 30 minutes with the requirement that if I cum before then I must continue stimulating my sensitive penis head until the 30 minutes is reached.