The second round of our Splat! sploshing event is returning to Townhouse on the 1st September!

Tickets will go live at 6pm on Sunday 14th July - ticket link below:

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/townhousewirral/1315795

And fetlife link if you want to tag yourself as coming (not obligatory)

https://fetlife.com/events/1553344

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We have had to re-structure the tickets this time - anyone who attended in June will have got a message from Lady Artemis at the club about why; I can send you a copy on request, but in short:

- the majority of the tickets are now "VIP" tickets at £75 a head; this includes complimentary hot & soft drinks for the day, and you can walk away from the venue as soon as you're clean - no need to clean up
- There's a very small number of subsidized "cleanup" tickets available by application at £15 per head. That means you'd be there from 10:30 AM to 8pm setting up and cleaning up in return.

The change is driven by logistics & overheads for the club (it's a very expense event to setup & run), and is *not* about profit - the cleaning didn't work too well last time, so we need to re-structure to keep the event viable in the long term.

If you're interested in applying for the cleanup crew, please drop Artemis a message on the address below:

fetevents.townhouse@gmail.com

We'll let you know in good time if you've been selected or not, so you won't miss out on a regular ticket by applying

Messy Hugs,

KP

This does look like fun...

It is, and I'm not exactly Mr Outgoing... The pics of the more chaotic stuff is unlikely to be shared as it involves getting everyone's approval and when that's a pool crammed with folks plastered in gunge, it becomes quite a challenge!

Requested off work,hopefully I can finally make one!

Looks like incredible fun

Just a gentle reminder Splat! Tickets are going live at 6pm today

Event & ticket link below:

https://fetlife.com/events/1553344

H a s t i m e s l o w e d d o w n t o d a y, o r i s i t j u s t m e?

Managed to snag a ticket! Really looking forward to this, it sounds so much fun and something like I'd always wanted to attend

Got my ticket! Handily coincides with Pete Waterman's Railnuts showing off their latest creation at Chester Cathedral, so that's part of Saturday sorted. Guess there's nothing else going on in Englandshire this evening...

I am not sure what ticket to get since I identity as non binary but I also like being a sissy too

Either would have been fine, but I fear it may be a bit late now :

5 female VIP tickets left, otherwise we're sold out

I fancied this one, been a great present to myself near my birthday.

Wow, seems to have sold really quickly

i managed to get the last non binary one before they sold out

Still a handful of dry & female tickets remaining, if people want to grab them before they go!

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/townhousewirral/1315795

Pick below from last time, it's not one to miss!

Super nervous and excited about this!

Just a quick question about the dry tickets. Can we pull the gunge tank chain even though we can't get messy?

Not unless they request you.

Awesome. Thank you.

Happy for you to pull the chain fir me matey....assuming I get a go in there, which I am both terrified and excited about. Definitely been my lifelong fantasy to sit in a tank with a laughing crowd. Birthday too,maybe I'll get my wish?!

There's more than just the gunge tank you can create chaos with
As long as you have consent, you could trash someone with buckets and pies and get no retaliation as we aren't allowed to get you messy


Pretty sure we can help with that.

You and me both! Well...not my birthday, but getting in the tank with a crowd around is still something very much on the bucket list. Hoping I can finally cross it off the list at the event

Awesome! Blimey, Cornwall a long way.

Is it OK to ask who's going,or is it more of a 'wait & see' thing?

There's a Fetlife event listing and people have been listed as attending.
Not sure how reliable that is tho

yeah, the FL list isn't really a perfect representation of attendees. I have a meeting with the club tomorrow, we'll try and sort a discord server if time permits so you can chat before the event.

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/townhousewirral/1315795

A few pics below as well of the last one, we're down to the last few tickets now

So if I just keep hinting every so often about being first in the tank and we see what happens yeah??? It would be SO AWFUL to be plucked from the crowd and made to take a seat...especially if it was thick bright green & yellow...

(Kidding, not a pushy guy really!)

It's a bit of a trek, but this is something I've wanted to do for a long time. The event itself should be great but it'll be absolutely worth the trip if I can get in the tank

How many messy tickets are usually made available by the way?

Around 30 in total - we're limited by space more than anything else

Keep swinging between 'excited for this cannot wait' to 'aaagh, terrified!!'