Splat! is returning to townhouse on the 21st June

Joing us for another day of messy fun - last year we had a gunge tank, trough, 4 pools and nearly a metric tonne of gunge and pies to play with!

Tickets will be released on the 4th May at 11am - this year there'll only be one type of ticket available, so bear that in mind as they tend to sell fast!

Full details to follow, I'll update you all here with ticket links etc

Well, I'm not already doing something that weekend, so that's a good start. Whether I can manage the various journeys around it are another matter and I guess I'll have dropped off the THI system so will need blurb.

I keep thinking I should give this a try . I'd love to be gunged properly with real gunge.

Event link and ticket links below - tickets will go live at 11am on Monday 4th May

No need to RSVP on fet, I just know some people like to.

There's more small print related to the club on the ticket link

https://www.tickettailor.com/events/townhousewirralltd/2159621

https://fetlife.com/events/2026/06/21/splat-2026-summer-sploshing-party-zhvjv4

It is a real shame that you can't fuck in the gunge isn't it given that it is a swingers club

Mrs

Do you have to be a member of the Townhouse club to attend - and, if so, as a (currently) single guy, given that membership isn't granted on a first visit, would I need to visit their non-members' events first, please?

From past experience, you essentially become a temporary member through attending SPLAT. If all you go there for is one event a year, you're unlikely to need to join formally. If you are on their system from a previous visit, it just makes checking you in easier.

God I need to go. I don't have any money for a flight. Oh my god I want to go to this

We have previously offered the use of the cellar dungeon for people who want to do sexier stuff - the deal is with that though you need to setup and cleanup yourselves down there

General reminder - tickets going live at 11am on Monday!

Sold out in 2 mins, adding a charity donation probably cost me a place.

Managed to get myself a ticket, anyone else get one?

I am glad I was on the Page ready 5 mins before

If you managed to get in, because good heavens that sold out quickly - I will see you there once more!