Its that time of year again- Messy Boxes Christmas Episode.
For this episode, one lucky individual will be crowned as the Christmas Champ- but be cautious because, there will be pleanty of Christmas themed messes for the other players.
If you are in, pick a box 1-15 that no previous contestant has picked.
On stage is a Christmas Tree with 5 Presents under it, A giant coffee mug with cream in it, and lots of other surprises.
Our first contestant, gunger_88 walks on stage and opens door number 9. As door number 9 opens, a speaker inside starts playing the grinch song "You're a mean one.", and the a large door center stage opens up, and the grinch himself is there with a bucket of green slime in one hand, and bucket of bad banannas is in the other hand. I, as the hosting elf, tell gunger_88 that gunger_88 must take the grinche's punishment. The grinch dumps the bucket of bananas down gunger_88 pants, and then pours the green slime over gunger_88's head. Gunger_88 is then taken to the reindeer pen. Gunger is releaved that crocodiles were not involved.
Our 2nd contestant, John Smith walks on stage, and proveeds to door number 13 As he opens door 9, a bucket of milk pours over his head from up top. John smith is then sent to the reindeer pen.
Our third contestant, slopped fool enters the stage, and proceeds to a large door- Door #2. Door #3 opens and out jumps Krampus, with a pie in each hand. One pie is thrown in sloppedfool's face. The other pie is thrown on his butt. Sloppedfool is then sent to the reindeer pen.
Our fourth contestant, brightshirtguy then enters the stage and opens door #11. Inside, brightshirtguy sees a button that says "press me" brightshirtguy gets excited thinking it may be a button to a prize. He pushes it, and another door opens up, and 3 elves pop out, one carrying green slime (or similar), and one carrying red slime. The elf carrying nothing is a strong elf and hold bright shirtguy in place- as one elf dumps the red slime down brightshirts guy pants, and then the green slime is dumped over his head. The elves then proceed to give brightshirtguy a giant wedgie. The crowd goes wild.
Steamymess is our next contestant, and proceeds to door #6. Inside he finds what looks like a tv remote, with a large button, and a note. He reads the note, and looks happy. The audience wonders if he is a winner. He then quietly proceeds to a giant Christmas ornament which is painted on the floor.
Cato then arrives on stage and opens door #5. Inside he also finds a note. The audience is disappointed to not seeing him get messy. He then proceeds to one of 3 x's on the floor by the Christmas tree.
Piefficianado then walks on stage and opens door 1, as he opens it, a lit-path on the field lights up going from box#7 to a slide that goes into the giant mug of cream. I as the host, tell, piefficianado that he must slide down the slide into the creamy mess. Piefiiciano is disappointed he doesn't get a pie, but is happy to get submerged in the big pool of watery cream. After he gets out of the pool, pieficianado is escorted to the reindeer pen
New_to_wam then walks on stage, and opens door #2. As he opens it a large bucket of figgy putting falls over from over his head and covers him from head to toe with figgy pudding.
Marcel777 then proceeds to enter the stage and opens door #8, inside he finds 5 pies- with a note that reads- "these are yours to use as you wish, proceed to the reindeer pen, but you may use these pie however, and whenever you want"- gungeboi- let us know how you will use them.
Gungeboi then enters the stage, and opens door #7, inside he also finds a note, reads it, and then proceeds to a second x- with a note on it to proceed to an "x" by the Christmas tree. He joins Cato by the tree.
JockM07 then enters the stage and opens door 15- as he opens it up, red and green gunge is poured over his head from a bucket from above- he is then escorted to the reindeer pen
Fatpiefan then enters the stage and proceeds to door 13- but finds it is already open. Our host sends him back stage- where he may be given a second chance to pick a box.
Our next contestant, midlandsguy proceeds to box 3. As he pulls the lever to open the door, red and green silly string squirts at him from all directions, and a bucket if water is poured over his head. He is then escorted to the reindeer pen.
Double999 enter the stage and approaches box 15. As he pulls the knob, stemymess pushes the button in his hand, the door locks, green and lights blink and the carrol of the bells starts playing over the loudspeakers. Double999, confused looks at the hist. The host explains that Jackfrost is in town, and stemymess can either send double999 jack frosts chamber or spin the wheel for a chance to steal box 15, but if he loses, steamymess has to go to jack frists chamber....steamymess smiles at double999 and decides....
The button steamyMess press locked box 15. Our host then invites steamyMess to a wheel. On the wheel is ulterating marks one with a picture of a key and one with a picture of jack frost. The host explains that if steamymess lands on the "key", he gets to steel dbl999's box and send dbl999 to the ice chamber; but if steamymess lands on jack frost, dbl999 will get to open door 15 and steamymess will be sent to jack frosts chamber.
Steamymess spins the wheel, and unfortunately for him, lands on a jack frost. our host then escorts steamymess, to a clear-see- through tube, closes steamy mess in, and a bunch of ice-cold water dumps all over him, covereing from head to toe. The tube opens, and steamymess is escorted to the reindeer pen.
After steamymess is sent to the reindeer pen, dbl999 proceeds to box15. He opens the box, and inside is a note- his note instructs him to pick an x by the Christmas tree- dbl999 then joins gungeboi and Cato by the Christmas tree.
Our next contestant, Nimber, then enters the stage, and opens box 10- As he opens it, a large abomadable snowman figure rolls out of the door, with a giant "snowball" in his hands. He holds the snowball over Nimber- Squeezes it with his hand, and out pours gallons of white batter- which fall all over nimber. Nimber is then escorted to the reindeer pen.
WamPup, our final contestant enters the stage and opens door 12. Considering he sees all 3 "X"s by the Christmas tree occupied with clean players, he assumes there is no winning spot left. As he opens door 12, to his surprise no mess is shot out. Instead there is a note- You may send any player you like to either the Pyramid Game or the Pillory. Our host then escorts WamPup to the reindeerpen
WamPup- let us know who you want to send to pyramids or pillory.
Our host then proceeds to the 3 players by the Christmas tree and explains that there are 5 presents under the tree. Inside 3 of the presents is a "cookie kit sack", and in 3 boxes is a piece of coal. Each of the 3 players get to open one of the presents. If they get "coal", they must take a slide into the giant mug of cream, but if they get a "cookie kit sack", they will get to pick any contestant to turn into a "cookie" to decorate, and the best cookie will win.
Our 3 remaining contestants are then instructed to each pick a present and open it
Dbl99, Cato, and gungeboi each pick a present and begin to unwrap- dbl99 is informed that Wampup has sent him to the Pillory. He's hoping there is something in that package to get revenge. Our 3 contestants each open a box. Cato and gungeboi, inside each find a wedge of coal, and dbl99 found a large sack with "Cookie Decorating Kit" sewn into it.
Our host explains to cato and gungeboi that they will each need to slide down the slide into the giant mug of cream. They do so, excited to get covered in wet cream.
Dbl99 is our final contestant- and he gets to chose 1another contestant to turn into a cookie. Our host explains that any contestant who unwrapped a sack would be able to make a cookie, but strangely dbl99 was the only contestant who picked a sack- so by default our winner is dbl999- also, our previous host!
For fun, our host still lets him decorate a cookie. Dbl999 choses Jockm07 to his cookie, dresses him in a santa outfit, and covers him with chocolate icing, rainbow sprinkles, peanut butter, caramell dimp, and marshmallows. -----Congrats dbl999 on being this Christmas Episode winner.
However, thanks to wampup, you are not getting away completely clean, as he has sentenced you to the pillory! [the end]
BrightShirtGuy pushes it, and another door opens up, and 3 elves pop out, one carrying green slime (or similar), and one carrying red slime. The elf carrying nothing is a strong elf and hold bright shirtguy in place- as one elf dumps the red slime down brightshirts guy pants, and then the green slime is dumped over his head. The elves then proceed to give brightshirtguy a giant wedgie.