One catch in the next 10 minutes and I will take a bath fully clothed. Would love to send some pics to the lucky catcher on instagram. Would be wearing a white tee shirt and I'm pretty fit
Am on a bus on the way home with a dozen eggs, if I am caught within the next 30 minutes they will end up in a condom in my underwear until it bursts!!
submessive said: Am on a bus on the way home with a dozen eggs, if I am caught within the next 30 minutes they will end up in a condom in my underwear until it bursts!!
I've not been around for a while, I feel like I should come back in an appropriately risky way. So trying something I've not done before - tar & feathering. The "tar" will be black treacle, very sticky and I've got a lot of it. I will do it at the weekend.
For anyone who catches me in the next 36 hours, you get to choose whether you increase the clothing track or the messy track. I will complete them in the order received. If you don't state what your catch is for, it will be the opposite of whatever happened last.
Photos will be posted afterwards. I'll start wearing underwear (boxers unless changed below), white v-neck, open shirt and jeans but you won't see above the shoulders unless something changes that. Once all the actions chosen have been performed, I will cover myself in feathers.
If you choose clothing track: 1 catch - remove shirt 2 catches - remove jeans 3 catches - instead of wearing boxers, from the beginning I'll be wearing briefs 4 catches - remove v-neck 5 catches - all photos after the first mess over my head will include my head 6 catches - instead of wearing briefs, from the beginning I'll be wearing something smaller as underwear 7 catches - remove underwear 8 catches - start wearing a cock ring 9 catches - start without v-neck and with a phrase of the catchers choice written across my chest in permanent marker 10 catches - all photos will include my face, messy or not
If you choose messy track: 1 catch - approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 2 catches - additional approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 3 catches - additional approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 4 catches - additional approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 5 catches - approx 500g of flour over my head 6 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 7 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 8 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 8 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 9 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 10 catches - another approx 500g of flour over my head
If both the messy and clothing track are full, any additional catches after that may add a forfeit of their choice.
If anyone catches when there is less than an hour left, and not both tracks have hit full yet, then instead of increasing the track you have the option of increasing the time by 6 hours.
Messy43 said: I've not been around for a while, I feel like I should come back in an appropriately risky way. So trying something I've not done before - tar & feathering. The "tar" will be black treacle, very sticky and I've got a lot of it. I will do it at the weekend.
For anyone who catches me in the next 36 hours, you get to choose whether you increase the clothing track or the messy track. I will complete them in the order received. If you don't state what your catch is for, it will be the opposite of whatever happened last.
Messy43 said: For anyone who catches me in the next 36 hours, you get to choose whether you increase the clothing track or the messy track. I will complete them in the order received. If you don't state what your catch is for, it will be the opposite of whatever happened last.
Let's get the clothing track started. Take off your shirt.
Probably a good idea, I am starting to wonder how the feathers are going to work if I'm fully clothed, and only have one messy arm and mess inside my boxers
I may have overestimated how many replies there would be! Maybe I need to do something to speed it up
Messy43 said: I've not been around for a while, I feel like I should come back in an appropriately risky way. So trying something I've not done before - tar & feathering. The "tar" will be black treacle, very sticky and I've got a lot of it. I will do it at the weekend.
For anyone who catches me in the next 36 hours, you get to choose whether you increase the clothing track or the messy track. I will complete them in the order received. If you don't state what your catch is for, it will be the opposite of whatever happened last.
Photos will be posted afterwards. I'll start wearing underwear (boxers unless changed below), white v-neck, open shirt and jeans but you won't see above the shoulders unless something changes that. Once all the actions chosen have been performed, I will cover myself in feathers.
If you choose clothing track: 1 catch - remove shirt 2 catches - remove jeans 3 catches - instead of wearing boxers, from the beginning I'll be wearing briefs 4 catches - remove v-neck 5 catches - all photos after the first mess over my head will include my head 6 catches - instead of wearing briefs, from the beginning I'll be wearing something smaller as underwear 7 catches - remove underwear 8 catches - start wearing a cock ring 9 catches - start without v-neck and with a phrase of the catchers choice written across my chest in permanent marker 10 catches - all photos will include my face, messy or not
If you choose messy track: 1 catch - approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 2 catches - additional approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 3 catches - additional approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 4 catches - additional approx 500g of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 5 catches - approx 500g of flour over my head 6 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 7 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 8 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 8 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 9 catches - additional approx 1kg of treacle goes where you choose on my body or over head 10 catches - another approx 500g of flour over my head
If both the messy and clothing track are full, any additional catches after that may add a forfeit of their choice.
If anyone catches when there is less than an hour left, and not both tracks have hit full yet, then instead of increasing the track you have the option of increasing the time by 6 hours.
Messy43 said: Maybe I need to do something to speed it up
Less than 12 hours to go, and going to need something for the feathers to stick to! Let's say from now on each catch gets to pick twice and re-catches are allowed after 6 hours.
Messy43 said: Less than 12 hours to go, and going to need something for the feathers to stick to! Let's say from now on each catch gets to pick twice and re-catches are allowed after 6 hours.
Since it's been six hours since my first catch, let me see if I can help you out a bit with a re-catch.
For my first pick, I'm going to do the clothing track #3 (wear briefs instead of boxers), although I think losing the t-shirt probably would contribute more to the effort.
For my second pick, I'm going to do the messy track #3 and say that treacle needs to go all over your face (with the excess running down on your chest/torso and anywhere else a bit of it might drip).
It's a shame we can't get more folks responding to get you stripped and totally trashed.
I hope everyone's having a great day. This will be my last mess of 2025, I'm pretty sure. I'm wearing leggings and a swimsuit over the top, plus a wetsuit. If anyone wants to catch me in the next 3 hours, the first person will have to decide how many eggs to put in. There are a total of 30 available today. After that, any extra catches can choose between beans, custard, slime, mashed potatoes and chopped tomatoes. This will last a total of 3 hours. Thanks for the catches if you catch me.
dare_me said: I hope everyone's having a great day. This will be my last mess of 2025, I'm pretty sure. I'm wearing leggings and a swimsuit over the top, plus a wetsuit. If anyone wants to catch me in the next 3 hours, the first person will have to decide how many eggs to put in. There are a total of 30 available today. After that, any extra catches can choose between beans, custard, slime, mashed potatoes and chopped tomatoes. This will last a total of 3 hours. Thanks for the catches if you catch me.