Comments by theoldmanandthepie

When all is said and done, it's actually the "joie de vivre" as expressed by the cream framing the eyes and the gaping smile that excites me the most.

Photo: Pie face and tits 10/14/25report

Why do I get the feeling that this is how messy you'd like your wife to be?

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Reminiscent of the pie fight episode of "Real People". Were you using that as a reference? Great work, as always.

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"This is so relaxing. Please don't wake me if I fall asleep."

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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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this is the life.

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40 :love:'s that are well-deserved. great job

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The perfect "gown" with which to go down the aisle to the music of Mendelssohn or Wagner.

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Leaning over and with her arm extended, I bet that the bath tub could have had one more occupant. I also bet that, if that had happened, It would have wiped that smirk off her face x-D

Photo: The facial expressions and laughs throughout this 10/13/25report

"So this is why you wanted me to come to the office Christmas party."

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"Just one more, and I promise that next time we'll go dancing"

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I would really love to see the during and after pictures

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Please check your messages.

User: WildThang10/12/25report

I would love to be your instructor and "try" to break it up :-)

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"you better not miss."

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"...Pie!"

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"ready, set, ...

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"I will if you will."

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(in unison) "3, 2, 1, PIe!"

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"I just felt like having a sandwich."

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nice tophat

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Why am I so tempted to say "Happy Birthday" to you?

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love the eyes

Photo: beauty gone dirty10/10/25report

I love both her eyes and her smile

Photo: covered in clay10/10/25report

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the messiest one of all?" (somebody had to post this)

Photo: when the mirror shows your inner...10/10/25report

I have a feeling that somebody's face is searching for these right now.

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One might also say you're rubbing our noses in it ... and hers! x-D

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With all of these great photos, you're just laying it on thick ... in more ways that one x-D

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Great work! It takes me more than 4 pies to get coverage like that. :-) What would make the photo absolutely incredible would be if the two diners in the background were to turn their heads in frame #2 and laugh uproariously in frames 3 and 4, but I imagine that changing the background is next to impossible if not impossible. Anyway, great work.

Photo: An unexpected reward redemption!10/10/25report

I agree.

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Dang, I wanted a lot of something on my face

Photo: A single thrown banana cream pie hit--I love the w10/9/25report

lots of pies

Photo: towards the end of a session10/9/25report

great photo--you do realize that I am completely jealous in a lighthearted, playful sort of way

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I would expect that the pie she's holding is the one you used on her in the companion photo. However, I would hope that she might have gotten a measure of revenge with it.

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"So I just stand here and take pies in the face."

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great photo

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"yes"

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"So I'm just stand here and let you throw pies at me?"

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great photo

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who's first? Thank you for making it a story.

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who's next?

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"You're next"

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with coverage like that, you ought to be a reporter.

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your eyes are more effective than daggers

Photo: As you like, right?10/8/25report

without.

Photo: How do you prefer, with my glasses or without them10/8/25report

I love all the mess, but it's those eyes that pierce my soul.

Photo: Sweet for you ;)10/8/25report

You have registered those eyes as lethal weapons, haven't you?

Photo: See you under the mud!10/8/25report

the 750 :love:'s I could put in this comment wouldn't be enough.

Photo: You are my special guest!10/8/25report

hopefully the start of something big

Photo: Pied by Surprise10/7/25report

I really should have read the fine print

Photo: Was just sitting here minding my own biz...10/7/25report

I love how the lefty is getting ready to throw her pie.

Photo: Pies in Line...10/5/25report

I love the photo as a photo, but I do hope she is getting lots of help with the cleanup.

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:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Can I be next?

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I only wish it were chemistry you were failing. I could help you with that.

Photo: Failing American history 10/3/25report

I love the facial expression. To me, it says, "the pies/mess/things I put up with"

Photo: That seemed unfair 10/3/25report

I love the classic smile in this classic pieing.

Photo: First forfeit- a classic pieing10/3/25report

Great photo. I can't wait for the results of the next question!

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great expansion into pie fights

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This looks like a good place for a nap.

Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0110/2/25report

This is lovely. Somehow, I get the feeling that you agreed with your friends. ;-)

Photo: friends decided i was too clean10/1/25report

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: (one wasn't enough!)

Photo: "instead of dipping her toes, she goes with her he10/1/25report

This is a great photo. I hope you follow it up with a photo where you are testing the pie by dipping your finger into it after it has been smooshed all over your face. :-P

Photo: "dipping my toes to test the mud"10/1/25report

I love the "let me have it" smile

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Also, I know that I'd be one of a large number of gentlemen (and not so gentlemen) who'd like to take up position in the middle

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This one is also cute on both the right and the left

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A New Game Show--The "Pies" is Right

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I love imagining what's going to happen to that dress and to her, for that matter.

Photo: Lana with blue dress 19/28/25report

The left is cute, too. :-P

Photo: Cute, right?! ;)9/28/25report

Your artwork is high quality. However, I see two flaws--1) most of the time the mess is too one-sided, and 2) more importantly. I'm not the guy in the artwork x-D x-D

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There wouldn't be a "sequel" to this photo, would there?

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I agree with the sentiment, although being a "pie" person, I prefer "throwing" and "smooshing" rather than "ladling".

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I hope that this is her actual wedding dress, as I love the idea that she enjoyed getting it messy.

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I love the smile. She appears to be absolutely thrilled to be playing in the mud (and to being photographed playing in the mud). If, in reality, she isn't thrilled, she deserves an Oscar.

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This is a fantastic AI photo which is all the better for being part of a sequence. Thank you.

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The AI work is absolutely impeccable as always. I " :love:'ed" this one because you also did the follow-up.

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If only I could be in the middle of that...Another great photo!

Photo: Reaching for the Next Dessert Trolley9/27/25report

Another fantastic photo. Too bad no one can teleport me into the photo (BTW--teleport ME, not my image)

Photo: Waitresses Enjoying The Fun Too!9/24/25report

Another absolute gem of an AI pie fight, In addition to each of the ladies being quite messy, I absolutely love how happy they are being in the pie fight. Now if you could only get the patrons in the background involved...

Photo: Pies and Pastries at the Tea Room9/23/25report

I absolutely adore this photo, and I love how they are having so much fun. A pity I can't tell the nicely covered ladies in front to go pay attention to the wallflower in the corner!

Photo: Full on Her Face!9/22/25report

I love this, However, I would want a pie or two in the background to suggest that this might be the start of something bigger

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I love the pied face on the monitor

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Those eyes!!!!!

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nice photo capture from this Alison Jack video. I hadn't realized that there was an audience before. Both of the videos are Alison getting pied like this are among my favorites. From the label "synthetic", I take it it's AI enhanced.

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I love the series. It must have been a really big pie for this photo

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If only I could be so treated on my birthday. (Mind you, Skirtpie's fans wouldn't like the intrusion.)

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fantastic set

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Each lady in the queue is waiting her turn--in more ways than one; after all, each of them has a birthday, too!

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Looking into the "future", I hope this means that each member of the queue gets hers when her birthday rolls around

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great photo--it looks real.

Photo: Pie Fight at The Reception!9/15/25report

Nice AI work

Photo: Anastasia's terrible evening Pt28/31/25report

My 68th birthday has come and gone. Root for me to make it to a 69th

User: theoldmanandthepie8/26/25report

How/why did the bride in the background escape this fate?

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And I would love to see it rather than just know it

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yet another where a "Your Turn" follow-up would be great.

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I would also like to see a "Your Turn" follow-up to this photo. This is true of many of your photos. Have you ever thought of composing a follow-up photo

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I would love to see a 2nd photo in this sequence with the caption, "Your Turn"--just after the pied lady on the left pies the one on the right

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I suppose that it was inevitable that somebody had to ask. Yes, we were all thinking it, but at least some of us like to pretend we are gentlemen :-7 :-P x-D. Yes, it is also true that you saw the photos before I did. (mock complaints of life being unfair) :wahhh: x-D x-D

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I love the photo, and I agree with the others--the one on the left is about to get pied, especially since the one in the middle is glaring at leftie and reaching for the pie. What I am curious about though is what else is going on that the spectators aren't looking at the pie fight?

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great AI work, Is there any way I could join your virtual world? :-P ;P :love: (PS--I'm not talking about my image joining your virtual world. I'm talking about the real flesh and blood me joining it. x-D x-D)

Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part28/15/25report