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"What do you mean, 'there are more pies.'?"

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good aim.

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"Let me tell you about this one date. He was so boring. He wouldn't even put a little dab of whipped cream on my nose..."

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This is AI? Wow, you've done a fantastic job.

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"You have just entered the WAM twilight zone",

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As much as I like that "come hither" visage, I would still prefer to see the results of a face dunk.

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Great wife. Great photos. I wouldn't waste money on the lotto if I were you. You've already used up your share of good luck for this lifetime :-)

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I really, really, really, hope there is more to this.

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With those beautiful eyes, I'm hooked; however, with that smile, I know that I am in deep, deep, trouble.

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I would estimate that there are 4.5 billion people who would love to join you in that tub. Yes, I am one of them.

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Photo: Shaving foam is silky smooth on my skin. Love it!11/12/25report

Now that's how you put, "Center face chocolate pudding".

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"Marco"

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"I wonder if I could use the end of my hair as a paint brush."

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If only that was a literal invitation..."

Photo: You are invited to my messy pool11/12/25report

"everyone with a pulse, and even a few without one."

Photo: Who wants to come with me?11/12/25report

"Go ahead, punk. Make my day."

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"C'mere" (I am getting a feeling of deja vu)

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"How do you like my mud pirouette?

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Photo: Lola style ...11/12/25report

"Should I be worried about that bull eyeing me through the window?"

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I'm imaging that there are a lot more pies to come, especially for the reporter.

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"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

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strip OR pie? why not strip AND pie? or, better yet, pie AND strip. After all, with two such lovely ladies, the guys might not last for the pie in strip AND pie.

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You only think you got filthy. If I had been there, then you'd know what filthy really means. :love: x-D x-D x-D

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Photo: I got filthy� and I wasn�t alone <.<11/12/25report

"Right foot green. Center face chocolate pudding."

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(see previous photo) Witch: I was so looking forward to getting covered in pie.
Devil: So what? I was looking forward to covering you in pie.

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Why the pout? You're beautiful covered in cream.

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User: theoldmanandthepie11/11/25report

If one looks at the right shoulder, one can see a crease that indicates it's a shirt, but it is really hard to tell.

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You and those eyes--how many artificial hearts am I going to have to go through? :love: x-D

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I know it's AI, but those eyes are exquisite.

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The witch: "What do you mean, 'this is the old folks home, not the Halloween pie fight'?"
The devil: "I wonder if we should have made that left turn in Albuquerque."

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"Ahhhh--isn't this the life?"

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"Wait--I missed a spot."

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I love how much she is loving the mud.

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"Here, have some mud where it really counts."

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"Race you to the top!"

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"Wow. That was great--10 out of 10 for style points"

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"This is nice, but can I try the strawberry cream pie hat?"

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"I love sunning myself when covered in beans. They're SPF-100!"

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Talk about perspective--if I look at the leg across the shoulder, everything makes sense. If I look at the armpit, it looks like there's a leg growing out of her boob.

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"You want me to put this WHERE??????"

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"They're getting off on your moaning--good work."

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"A perfect one-butt landing."

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"I was talking to my investment broker, and she says to diversify. What do you think?"

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"Ha ha--I got the pie."

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One pair of beautiful eyes is already too much. Having two is cheating.

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This should be a congressional vote--the "eyes" have it.

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"Here, try this before I dump it over our clumsy waitress' head."

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"You were right! They did put an aphrodisiac in this custard."

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"I see you staring at me."

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"C'mere"

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"The mud, the sun on my face, the mud, the gentle breeze, the mud--I'm in heaven"

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"Anybody for a messy chicken fight?"

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"I love making my living this way."

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That smile is so cute that I just want to hug her.

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"Where in my script does it say that I get sploshed with chocolate syrup as well as custard?"

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"Get down in that mud for those sit-ups."

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"I never did outgrow being a messy eater."

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"Uh-oh, Spaghettio's"

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"I dare you to get as messy as I am."

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Those beautiful eyes and that wonderful smile are screaming, "I love mud." However, if that smile gets any bigger...

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(singing) "Strawberry jam is forever."

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I can't decide, with those gloriously sad eyes and that sensuous pout, whether I want to rescue her or jump in with her.

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Your tie is crooked.

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"My face is chopped off. That's what i get for hiring a discount cameraman."

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The epithet on my grave will say, "Those eyes slew me."

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"You can throw all the pies you want, but how dare you take my queen!"

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"Is that another pie for me? Oh, thank you!"

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Has anybody heard from Creammeagain lately?

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"Why me?"

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"And I suppose I look heavenly to You, too."

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"That guy in the 3rd row is cute. I hope he notices me."

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"Wait! Would you believe it was an accident?"

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What happened to your hat, Smurfette?

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Where does one get one of those slides"=? I would love to try one, especially if the pool came with the girl.

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I would love to see this AI photo 5 seconds into the future where I might see somebody getting ready to throw the first dessert. Nice AI work.

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Sometimes the only thing one can say is "Wow!"

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I love how you say bye in the last panel

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Photo: Vanessa Ambush Pt2 - Pies11/8/25report

Great work, as always, The chocolate looks real.

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Photo: Vanessa ambush - Pt1 Chocolate11/8/25report

and soon all of the pies will be worn, As always, I wish I could teleport into the scene. Also, great work, as always.

Photo: And so many pies laid out......11/8/25report

love the smile.

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I would recommend not looking up when sitting in a gunge tank.

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I can't resist such lovely eyes.

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"Don't pie, officer. I give ummmmph"

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"My place afterwards?"

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The race is on. x-D x-D x-D x-D

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I love seeing a messy model with lovely, sparkling, smiling eyes.

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"Oh yeah, that's the spot, Please keep pouring."

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"It would so easy and fun just to turn this pie over,"

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I have always loved mypierogative's enthusiasm.

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"Oh no. Here comes a pie sandwich. I'm scared (giggle, giggle)."

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thank you for liking my upload

User: 1love0511/8/25report

Shouldn't the sign in the background be changed to "Love and pie is all you need"? :-)

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"Oh well, I guess I'm getting muddy."

Photo: Muddy Scare11/7/25report

"That was great! Can we do that again?"

Photo: Jojo's First Mud Part II 11/7/25report

Lovely eyes, smiling face, mud--what's not to love.

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"Let me fall. LET ME FALL!"

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I wonder if that lovely eye can see that my pulse has jumped to 115 bpm.

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"This is lovely mud."

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"What am I going to do with you, or perhaps to you."

Photo: ...with wet suit11/7/25report

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