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those eyes are exquisite
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Photo27 days agoreport
"aaahhh--that's the spot"
Photo27 days agoreport
"Is the white pie heavier than the blue pie?"
Photo27 days agoreport
"Why can't my feet be on the table?"
Photo27 days agoreport
"I bet you want to join us, don't you. Well, tough, you can't. nyyyaah!"
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Photo27 days agoreport
If you're expecting sympathy for it being too weird, you're talking to the wrong crowd.
Photo27 days agoreport
I don't suppose this office is looking to hire,
Photo27 days agoreport
My jaw just came back. Here's my comment--This is the most ridiculous question that could ever be asked in this universe, or any other universe, for that matter: "Is she a virgin?"
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 28 days agoreport
Pity the glare from the bathtub interferes with the photo.
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Photo28 days agoreport
When my jaw gets back from China, I'll write a comment.
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 28 days agoreport
"I must really love that idiot I married"
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Photo28 days agoreport
"Good Job--I knew you could do that face plant."
Photo28 days agoreport
does anybody here read lips?
Photo28 days agoreport
"Despite doing this a million times, the first pie each time is so tantalizingly shocking"
Photo28 days agoreport
Oh look, a treasure map. The * marks the spot.
Photo: Batter-batter-batter! I looove! 28 days agoreport
A perfect addition to your art collection
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Photo28 days agoreport
As always, great AI work
Photo: Revenge on Vanessa!!28 days agoreport
"I agree. Let's get her."
Photo29 days agoreport
"What was that, director? Look down? Oh, ok"
Photo29 days agoreport
"How come you still have more pies?"
Photo29 days agoreport
those eyes and that smile could kill a man at 50 paces.
Photo29 days agoreport
"I think you're enjoying this too ,,, mmmph"
Photo29 days agoreport
Messy Jessie on the prowl.
Photo29 days agoreport
"I really don't like the way they are looking at me, and why am I in the middle?"
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Photo29 days agoreport
Wait a minute. You weren't holding a pie in the previous photo.
Photo29 days agoreport
"At least I get to sit down"
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Photo29 days agoreport
laughter is the best medicine, but pies are a close second.
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Photo29 days agoreport
"Ok--I'll go first."
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Photo29 days agoreport
"Ok--now that you've pied me with your pie, what do I do with mine?
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Photo29 days agoreport
"I better find a face to smoosh this in before somebody smooshes it into my face."
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Photo29 days agoreport
It isn't fair that you put up two photos that call for the same comment--namely "Om"
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Photo29 days agoreport
"This is the life." "You can say that again." "This is the life."
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Photo29 days agoreport
(singing) "I am mud woman. Hear me roar."
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Photo29 days agoreport
"Aaaahhhhhhh"
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Photo29 days agoreport
"Oh, look. there is a tribe of monkeys in those trees"
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Photo29 days agoreport
"Yes, I'm playing in the mud. What of it?"
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Photo29 days agoreport
(singing) "Oh, what a beautiful morning..."
Photo29 days agoreport
She couldn't be more blissful
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Photo29 days agoreport
the look on her face screams, "would you care to join me". If only I could...
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Photo29 days agoreport
"Om"
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Photo29 days agoreport
"I wish we never had to leave"
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Photo29 days agoreport
Fantastic work as always. Don't you ever get tired of giving us perfect AI photos?
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Photo30 days agoreport
I would have thought that there were more fans of "Midsomer Murders", but I guess this isn't the time of year for Easter eggs.
User: theoldmanandthepie10/19/25report
ER room ran some tests and found nothing serious, so I'm back home
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User: theoldmanandthepie10/19/25report
If you don't hear from me for a few days, it will be because I'm back in the hospital
User: theoldmanandthepie10/18/25report
I would love if that pout were because I'm here and you're there. I seriously doubt it, but I would love it.
Photo10/18/25report
There is a guy in the background! Now I have to pretend that you're cheating on me x-D
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Photo: Someone has been behaving very badly...10/18/25report
If you keep posting GIF's like this, you'll kill your clientele. Of course, however, they will die happy.
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Photo: A delicious mud shampoo10/18/25report
I agree with lebourg, but I need to ask, "Is it the top 30% or the bottom 30% that is coming off?" x-D :-P
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Photo: Customs in my mud pit 30% off this week!10/18/25report
I think that you already have!
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Photo: I want to make your fantasies come true!10/18/25report
PS--yes, me included.
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?10/18/25report
What a silly question. You know the answer is "just about everybody" :-)
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?10/18/25report
Looking so gorgeous, my heart wouldn't survive the trip.
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Photo: I'll wait for you tonight in my mud pit!10/17/25report
Be still my heart. It is only a virtual invitation.
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Photo: Come see me tonight!10/17/25report
I like to see this photo about 1/2 second into the future to see if the splatter got the girl on the right. That face, that hair, and that dress would look lovely pied.
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Photo10/17/25report
I bookmarked this video as well.
Photo10/17/25report
I bookmarked the YouTube video. However, I don't know if it is still an active link.
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Photo10/17/25report
I love the eyes
Photo10/17/25report
"This is pure bliss"
Photo10/17/25report
"Come here!"
Photo10/17/25report
"Just another day at work"
Photo10/17/25report
"I love it when it's my turn"
Photo10/17/25report
"Why am I holding these pies? There just going to end up all over me anyway."
Photo10/17/25report
"where will all that cream land? Only the shadow knows for sure!"
Photo10/17/25report
I love the smile through the cream
Photo10/17/25report
"she goes first"
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Photo10/17/25report
"Is it going to come from the left, or is going to come from the right? Ack--it's coming from both!"
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Photo10/17/25report
I love the laughter
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Photo10/17/25report
now that's what I call being a cell phone addict :D
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Photo10/17/25report
that's the perfect comment.
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Photo10/16/25report
Another great AI photo. I hope you plan to continue the series with more employees.
Photo10/16/25report
Great idea and a great AI photo. There's a Seattle-based Ad company (I forget it's name at the moment) that did something like this
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Photo10/16/25report
Let's hope that the BF next dares her to roll around.
Photo: My boyfriend DARED me to sit in the mud.10/16/25report
"Oh, gawd, why are you taking my photo now? My hair is a mess."
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Photo10/16/25report
I love the photo. Maldon mud run?
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Photo10/16/25report
Another great job! it's as if I were there.
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Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!10/16/25report
(singing) When AI eyes are smiling ...
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Just a little more...c'mon opponent, you can pull harder.
Photo10/16/25report
(singing) Oh, what a wonderful feeling ...
Photo10/16/25report
I'm being pulled in! Wait, then why am I resisting???
Photo10/16/25report
Now to collect my money. I love getting paid for something I enjoy.
Photo10/16/25report
Somebody please give me a push!
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Photo10/16/25report
He does.
Photo10/15/25report
I wonder if he has good aim.
Photo10/15/25report
(brunette): this!
Photo10/15/25report
(blonde): Now what?
Photo10/15/25report
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (insert musical note emoji here)
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Photo10/15/25report
Oh, come on, you'll love it
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Photo10/15/25report
... 3 (glug, glug, glug, gasp for breath)
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Photo10/15/25report
On 3. 1 ... 2 ...
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Photo10/15/25report
We're going to need more Mendelssohns and Wagners over here.
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Photo10/15/25report
that's one way to have a clean beauty contest.
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Photo10/15/25report
I think you're trying to tempt me into dodegamy.
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Photo10/15/25report
I love the story.
Photo10/15/25report
"You missed a spot. Let me fix that for you."
Photo10/15/25report
Breathe in the pie. Breathe out the pie. Allow the pie to enrich your meditation
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Photo10/15/25report
That's a heck of a lot of shaving cream for one little photo.
Photo10/14/25report
"Houston, we have a problem..."
Photo: Spraying Holly With Foam!10/14/25report
"Whew--now that my hair is out of my face, I can see again."
Photo10/14/25report
That's an absolutely brilliant, "I'm beautiful, so how can you resist me pose." I promise you that, if I were there, I couldn't :-) :-) :love:
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Photo10/14/25report
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