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You missed a teeny tiny corner of her mouth.
Photo11/15/25report
"What a fun afternoon--enjoying the park and getting pied in the face."
Photo11/15/25report
"Take that!"
Photo11/14/25report
"This is so much fun."
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Photo11/14/25report
I love the eyes.
Photo11/14/25report
"Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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Photo11/14/25report
"Hmm, where to put this pie. It would sure be easier if she weren't sitting on the only clean spot left."
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Photo11/14/25report
"I don't care if I can't see--This pie is going into your face."
Photo11/14/25report
"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh (gasp)"
Photo11/14/25report
"Hey, how about some pie over on his face over there on my arm."
Photo11/14/25report
"Great job--that was a great pie smoosh."
Photo11/14/25report
Everyone should be this messy."
Photo11/14/25report
I know what to get her for Christmas! A shirt that says, "Please do pie the models"
Photo11/14/25report
"You had better pie me now, because even though I don't have any sleeves, I do have something up them."
Photo11/14/25report
"Isn't this wonderful? I always love a good pie to the face before swimming."
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Photo11/14/25report
"mmmmmph--Isn't it your turn to get one of those pies?"
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Photo11/14/25report
I love the way the eyes are glistening.
Photo11/14/25report
"Why does she get the pie and I'm stuck with the green slime?"
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Photo11/14/25report
Great shot and great timing. I'm imagining a girl just out of frame catching collateral damage.
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Photo11/14/25report
I love how completely muddy you are in this photo.
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Photo11/14/25report
I love your eyes and smile.
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Photo11/14/25report
If you submitted this as 3 photos rather than one, you'd get 3 :love:'s instead of one.
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Photo11/14/25report
"ZZZZZZZ"
Photo11/14/25report
"Throw one more--see how much you can get in my mouth."
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Photo11/13/25report
"You throw a great pie!"
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Photo11/13/25report
agreed.
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Photo11/13/25report
"Keep them coming!"
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Photo11/13/25report
"That actually tastes good. Please throw more pies.
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Photo11/13/25report
I think i know why you call yourself, "Anglefan". It is because when you hire model, you do so because she is a cute angle.
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Photo11/13/25report
I love how the sweater is getting messy.
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Photo11/13/25report
"What do you mean, 'there are more pies.'?"
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Photo11/13/25report
good aim.
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Photo11/13/25report
"Let me tell you about this one date. He was so boring. He wouldn't even put a little dab of whipped cream on my nose..."
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Photo11/13/25report
This is AI? Wow, you've done a fantastic job.
Photo11/13/25report
"You have just entered the WAM twilight zone",
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Photo11/13/25report
As much as I like that "come hither" visage, I would still prefer to see the results of a face dunk.
Photo11/13/25report
Great wife. Great photos. I wouldn't waste money on the lotto if I were you. You've already used up your share of good luck for this lifetime :-)
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Photo11/12/25report
I really, really, really, hope there is more to this.
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Photo11/12/25report
With those beautiful eyes, I'm hooked; however, with that smile, I know that I am in deep, deep, trouble.
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Photo11/12/25report
I would estimate that there are 4.5 billion people who would love to join you in that tub. Yes, I am one of them.
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Photo: Shaving foam is silky smooth on my skin. Love it!11/12/25report
Now that's how you put, "Center face chocolate pudding".
Photo11/12/25report
"Marco"
Photo11/12/25report
"I wonder if I could use the end of my hair as a paint brush."
Photo11/12/25report
If only that was a literal invitation..."
Photo: You are invited to my messy pool11/12/25report
"everyone with a pulse, and even a few without one."
Photo: Who wants to come with me?11/12/25report
"Go ahead, punk. Make my day."
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Photo11/12/25report
"C'mere" (I am getting a feeling of deja vu)
Photo11/12/25report
"How do you like my mud pirouette?
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Photo: Lola style ...11/12/25report
"Should I be worried about that bull eyeing me through the window?"
Photo11/12/25report
I'm imaging that there are a lot more pies to come, especially for the reporter.
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Photo11/12/25report
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."
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Photo11/12/25report
strip OR pie? why not strip AND pie? or, better yet, pie AND strip. After all, with two such lovely ladies, the guys might not last for the pie in strip AND pie.
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Photo11/12/25report
You only think you got filthy. If I had been there, then you'd know what filthy really means. :love: x-D x-D x-D
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Photo: I got filthy… and I wasn’t alone <.<11/12/25report
"Right foot green. Center face chocolate pudding."
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Photo11/12/25report
(see previous photo) Witch: I was so looking forward to getting covered in pie.
Devil: So what? I was looking forward to covering you in pie.
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Photo11/11/25report
Why the pout? You're beautiful covered in cream.
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Photo11/11/25report
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User: theoldmanandthepie11/11/25report
If one looks at the right shoulder, one can see a crease that indicates it's a shirt, but it is really hard to tell.
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Photo11/11/25report
You and those eyes--how many artificial hearts am I going to have to go through? :love: x-D
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Photo11/11/25report
I know it's AI, but those eyes are exquisite.
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Photo11/11/25report
The witch: "What do you mean, 'this is the old folks home, not the Halloween pie fight'?"
The devil: "I wonder if we should have made that left turn in Albuquerque."
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Photo11/11/25report
"Ahhhh--isn't this the life?"
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"Wait--I missed a spot."
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I love how much she is loving the mud.
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"Here, have some mud where it really counts."
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"Race you to the top!"
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"Wow. That was great--10 out of 10 for style points"
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"This is nice, but can I try the strawberry cream pie hat?"
Photo11/10/25report
"I love sunning myself when covered in beans. They're SPF-100!"
Photo11/10/25report
Talk about perspective--if I look at the leg across the shoulder, everything makes sense. If I look at the armpit, it looks like there's a leg growing out of her boob.
Photo11/10/25report
"You want me to put this WHERE??????"
Photo11/10/25report
"They're getting off on your moaning--good work."
Photo11/10/25report
"A perfect one-butt landing."
Photo11/10/25report
"I was talking to my investment broker, and she says to diversify. What do you think?"
Photo11/10/25report
"Ha ha--I got the pie."
Photo11/10/25report
One pair of beautiful eyes is already too much. Having two is cheating.
Photo11/10/25report
This should be a congressional vote--the "eyes" have it.
Photo11/10/25report
"Here, try this before I dump it over our clumsy waitress' head."
Photo11/10/25report
"You were right! They did put an aphrodisiac in this custard."
Photo11/10/25report
"I see you staring at me."
Photo11/10/25report
"C'mere"
Photo11/10/25report
"The mud, the sun on my face, the mud, the gentle breeze, the mud--I'm in heaven"
Photo11/10/25report
"Anybody for a messy chicken fight?"
Photo11/10/25report
"I love making my living this way."
Photo11/10/25report
That smile is so cute that I just want to hug her.
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Photo11/10/25report
"Where in my script does it say that I get sploshed with chocolate syrup as well as custard?"
Photo11/10/25report
"Get down in that mud for those sit-ups."
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Photo11/10/25report
"I never did outgrow being a messy eater."
Photo11/10/25report
"Uh-oh, Spaghettio's"
Photo11/10/25report
"I dare you to get as messy as I am."
Photo11/10/25report
Those beautiful eyes and that wonderful smile are screaming, "I love mud." However, if that smile gets any bigger...
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Photo11/10/25report
(singing) "Strawberry jam is forever."
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Photo11/10/25report
I can't decide, with those gloriously sad eyes and that sensuous pout, whether I want to rescue her or jump in with her.
Photo11/10/25report
Your tie is crooked.
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Photo: Fluff-Coated Fop 11/10/25report
"My face is chopped off. That's what i get for hiring a discount cameraman."
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Photo11/9/25report
The epithet on my grave will say, "Those eyes slew me."
Photo11/9/25report
"You can throw all the pies you want, but how dare you take my queen!"
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Photo11/9/25report
"Is that another pie for me? Oh, thank you!"
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Photo11/9/25report
Has anybody heard from Creammeagain lately?
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Photo11/9/25report
"Why me?"
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